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Five good reasons to embrace the Qun.


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WhiteKnyght

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1. You're never unemployed
2. Free food
3. Free healthcare
4. You will get to have sex
5. You don't have to raise your kids

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Lord Gremlin

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Add free cookies and count me in.

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AshenEndymion

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You only get to have sex if you are of good breeding stock, and chosen. If not, sucks for you, because sex for pleasure is frowned upon.

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Tripedius

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That made me think, is the Qun based on religion, communism or sparta? The first three point remind me of communism, the last two of the spartan system.

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Horny (pun intended) seven foot men walking around without shirts? That's the only reason I need.

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You shall know the certainty of true belief and bring the ordered wisdom of the Qun to the tasks you are set in life and thus be made strong in body and soul.

One must also mention free education, mastery of your vocation and respect whatever your position or race.

Anaan esaam Qun.

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AshenEndemion wrote...

You only get to have sex if you are of good breeding stock, and chosen. If not, sucks for you, because sex for pleasure is frowned upon.

It's frowned upon, but not illegal or punishable. If two qunari mate with one another out of love or lust, the resulting child will be taken and plugged into the system, just like any other child.

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blothulfur wrote...

You shall know the certainty of true belief and bring the ordered wisdom of the Qun to the tasks you are set in life and thus be made strong in body and soul.

One must also mention free education, mastery of your vocation and respect whatever your position or race.

Anaan esaam Qun.


Eduation? Nah

Modifié par The Grey Nayr, 02 avril 2011 - 10:18 .


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1) you get a job that matches your fisical and mental ability, in no way you are allow to think for yourself, thats rude and wrong.
2) Females cooks, most of them double with poison.
3) falling sick is sign of weakness and should be killed.
4) Withing your rank you are allow to have sex, messing with other ranks are not allowed! it is too durty and can get messy.
5)Quanari don't need kids, they are too small, noisy at night time and whinners if you send them to do something for the good of others.

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Sounds like paradise... I'll be happy to embrace Eterniqun.

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Huntress wrote...

1) you get a job that matches your fisical and mental ability, in no way you are allow to think for yourself, thats rude and wrong.
2) Females cooks, most of them double with poison.
3) falling sick is sign of weakness and should be killed.
4) Withing your rank you are allow to have sex, messing with other ranks are not allowed! it is too durty and can get messy.
5)Quanari don't need kids, they are too small, noisy at night time and whinners if you send them to do something for the good of others.

What a mind we have here. A twisted one it seems. I suggest we re-educate you. Then you shall see the light of Qun.

Or die trying, you're welcome to do that too.:innocent:

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All must read, understand and know their place in the Qun. To ask questions and seek knowledge is a trait the qunari have long admired and the written word facilitates learning.

Thought for the day: Even the vilest foe and his deeds must be known like thy left hand if thy right hand is to smite him true.

Ataash qunari.

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What if you don't want to have sex. Will Qun force you to have sex?

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Lithuasil

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The Grey Nayr wrote...

1. You're never unemployed  Just like the people in a gulag - forced labor is such a fun past time, isn't it?
2. Free food  As long as you're deemed useful.
3. Free healthcare As long as your useful for the qun, if you're not, you can go die in a fire for all they care.
4. You will get to have sex If your traits are needed in the next generation. Otherwise, sucks to be you.
5. You don't have to raise your kids And as we all know, having your children ripped away is a good thing oO


But to compensate for that, you get to abandon the very aspects that make life worth living, and that make you different from an animal. And you get to live in a wonderful society, where independent thought is an offense punishable with death.

Sounds compelling.

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 You also get certainty and structure.

Though living under the Qun would suck if you were a mage.

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Only if you didn't believe in the Qun. If a mage did believe in the tenants of the Qun, they would not have any problem with their treatment, because it they would have accepted that they deserve it.

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Crimea River wrote...

 You also get certainty and structure.

Though living under the Qun would suck if you were a mage.


OR if you are part of any of the lower ranks, been part of a  lower rank you get NONE of the great 5 point that the OP mention.

I hope he fit well on the qun..as a field worker rofl

Modifié par Huntress, 02 avril 2011 - 10:40 .


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Crimea River wrote...

 You also get certainty and structure.

Though living under the Qun would suck if you were a sentient life form.


Fix'd :whistle:

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Lithuasil wrote...

Crimea River wrote...

 You also get certainty and structure.

Though living under the Qun would suck if you were a mage.


Fix'd :whistle:


Fix'd :ph34r:

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Capt. Obvious wrote...

Lithuasil wrote...

Crimea River wrote...

 You also get certainty and structure.

Though living under the Qun would suck if you were.


Fix'd :whistle:


Fix'd :ph34r:

Fix'd.

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Lithuasil

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Capt. Obvious wrote...

Lithuasil wrote...

Crimea River wrote...

 You also get certainty and structure.

Though living under the Qun would suck if you were a mage.


Fix'd :whistle:


Fix'd :ph34r:


Your fix doesn't make any sense - if the mage is a qunari, he has no quarrels with his fate, if he is a sentient being, *that's* why he has a problem with it :|

Modifié par Lithuasil, 02 avril 2011 - 10:45 .


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KnightofPhoenix

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I think sex is actually regulated and you could only do it to have kids.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I think sex is actually regulated and you could only do it to have kids.


I wonder thou, can everyone have sex in Qun? I mean are there restrictions?
And Qun doesn't really appeal to me. I like order and stuff, but I also want to have few pleasures of my own.

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Arppis wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I think sex is actually regulated and you could only do it to have kids.


I wonder thou, can everyone have sex in Qun? I mean are there restrictions?
And Qun doesn't really appeal to me. I like order and stuff, but I also want to have few pleasures of my own.


If you have the traits that the tamrassan deem desirable for the next generation, you might get to breed, unless a sufficient number of others have more of those traits. Of course, you don't get to choose when, or with whom.

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KnightofPhoenix

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Arppis wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I think sex is actually regulated and you could only do it to have kids.


I wonder thou, can everyone have sex in Qun? I mean are there restrictions?


I have no idea.
They might have eugenic practises? Like only allow good specimens to reproduce? Maybe birth control?

I do not know.