Its the creepy skin graft guy from DA2, you know the one who's always following you. Like you walk round a corner and boom there's three of those creepy blue eyed skin graft face guys just standing in a corner making arm motions but no sounds. At first Hawke was slightly confused but when he kept on seeing them even 3 or 6 years after he first saw them they were always there. It then occured to me they were following Hawke, over the course of 10 years they would stay rooted to one position watching and waiting for Hawke for some unknow purpose.
In DA3 you will take the role of one of these creepy skin graft guys who happen to be the half aborted foetus of the mystically ressurected Leliana....I KID YOU NOT. You will take on this epic quest and move the skin graft guy through 4 new enviroments which differ from the last with rubble blocking a doorway, I know amazing right and as soon as you kill one group of enemiesmore will fall from the sky magically trying to get our blue eyed bald deformed hero. I kid you not.
Main Character for DA3 revealed, seriously NO JOKE!!!!!
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 02:02
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Very interesting. I can't wait.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 02:12
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Oh go away lituasil you you sycophant you think anyone who hasn't put there tounge firmly up biowares ass is a troll 
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 02:16
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This elton john is dead a 1000 times this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hes there those creepy eyes.
hes there those creepy eyes.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 02:19
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I'm Commander Shepard and this is my least favorite thread on the Citadel.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 02:43
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as a Seriously thread
2/10
as a "joke" thread
1/10
overall - fail
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as a "joke" thread
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overall - fail
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 02:46
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This topic fails so hard is actually fails at failing.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 03:05
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You'd be better off starting another thread about how David Gaider, same-sex romances, and EA have ruined Dragon Age.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 03:10
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The Angry One wrote...
This topic fails so hard is actually fails at failing.
You sure you know logic ?
Modifié par Teknor, 03 avril 2011 - 03:11 .
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 03:13
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Elton John is dead wrote...
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Out of curiosity, how did you get DA2 to run on a graphics calculator?
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 03:22
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Why is everyone killing Leliana in DA:O?
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 03:26
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Obadiah wrote...
Why is everyone killing Leliana in DA:O?
It's not that it's everyone.
It's that those who did are so very louder than those who didn't.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 03:29
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The Angry One wrote...
Obadiah wrote...
Why is everyone killing Leliana in DA:O?
It's not that it's everyone.
It's that those who did are so very louder than those who didn't.
Plus, she's kind of a **** now and a lot of people are going back TO kill her. She was one of my favorite characters and now I want to make a beat her to death with her own femur.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 03:31
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Rifneno wrote...
The Angry One wrote...
Obadiah wrote...
Why is everyone killing Leliana in DA:O?
It's not that it's everyone.
It's that those who did are so very louder than those who didn't.
Plus, she's kind of a **** now and a lot of people are going back TO kill her. She was one of my favorite characters and now I want to make a beat her to death with her own femur.
I'm not sure what she does in DA2 that makes her so hateful myself.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 03:40
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The Angry One wrote...
Rifneno wrote...
The Angry One wrote...
Obadiah wrote...
Why is everyone killing Leliana in DA:O?
It's not that it's everyone.
It's that those who did are so very louder than those who didn't.
Plus, she's kind of a **** now and a lot of people are going back TO kill her. She was one of my favorite characters and now I want to make a beat her to death with her own femur.
I'm not sure what she does in DA2 that makes her so hateful myself.
Judging by my last post, apparently she has the capability to enrage one so that they can no longer form coherent sentences.
Really though, it was the "these mages better stop trying to get basic human rights or we're going to bring an army of mindless zealots to stomp the city" thing. In DAO when you first meet her she even tries her hardest to get you to spare those soldiers of Loghain's who are not just trying to kill the Warden, but also want to go after everyone for "lying" to them about not seeing a guy who entered the village 5 minutes ago. Here she's... she's just a belligerent jackass. Like with Anders, I think people are less angry that a character is acting that way and more angry that it's one who acted so completely differently in DAO.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 03:54
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Hey angry one remeb er when you said I was critiscising Fenris for being broody when I wasnt, I clearly stated (Check my orignal UNEDITED post) that I disliked 2d characters who only brood. Yeh you havent got back to me on that, seems you don't like being proven wrong so don't talk to me about feeling when you don't even read a post properly kthnxbai....
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 05:31
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Denying an allegation does not equal being proven wrong.
And are you still hurt about that? Heh.
And are you still hurt about that? Heh.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 05:42
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Obadiah wrote...
Why is everyone killing Leliana in DA:O?
I dont know.Anders was killed guarding the Keep once.Also turned him over to the Templars a few games.He could tell them how Biff made a funny gurgling sound as he died.Only one I killed was the Sin who tried to waste me.That and I always left Sten for the Darkspawn.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 06:28
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Accusing someone falsely (Theangryone- U H8 broody characters) and being shown that your statemnt (in this case accusing me of hating broody characters) is well....wrong (I hate 2D characters) is well being proven wrong, sorry babe 
.and no I'm not hurt about it I just wanted you to own up rather than running away .
.and no I'm not hurt about it I just wanted you to own up rather than running away .
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 07:02
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seriously though that face graft guy is awesome
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 07:10
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Cannot be worse than DA2.
Oh wait....
Oh wait....
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 07:39
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Not worse, Better!. Watch as he pwns angry people, watch his wit and charm unfold like a marvellous flower blooming like the lyrical genius of rebecca black. Uh Huhl.
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Posté 03 avril 2011 - 07:44
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DanteCousland wrote...
Hey angry one remeb er when you said I was critiscising Fenris for being broody when I wasnt, I clearly stated (Check my orignal UNEDITED post) that I disliked 2d characters who only brood. Yeh you havent got back to me on that, seems you don't like being proven wrong so don't talk to me about feeling when you don't even read a post properly kthnxbai....
Why do people end their posts with kthxbai? Seriously, it makes you sound stupid.
