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[rayvioletta]

cr8gg wrote...

that never gets old .. love SW references

there's another SW reference in there, and one even more appropriate to these forums

[ItsToofy]

rayvioletta wrote...

cr8gg wrote...

that never gets old .. love SW references

there's another SW reference in there, and one even more appropriate to these forums

Proving Master: And in the other corner... DEADEYE DUNCAN!

refering to that one?

[rayvioletta]

indeed

[Curlain]

rayvioletta wrote...


Proving Master: And in the other corner... DEADEYE DUNCAN!
A short battle later...

Dulin: I cannot... that was... by the Stone! There are no words!
Qwerty: If you'd just...
Dulin: Of all the...
Qwerty: It wasn't my...
Dulin: You LOST! To Deadeye Duncan! He's never won a Proving before! Last week he lost to a blind nug! And it was just a cardboard cutout of a blind nug!
Qwerty: It wasn't my fault! I just used that cool move I learnt from Soldiers Peak and...
Dulin: But it was a first blood match!
Qwerty: Well I didn't know that!

to be continued...

LOL losing to Deadeye Duncan, the shame 

Great stuff as always 

[ItsToofy]

Would love to see some sort of corelation between the Templars and Mandalorians...for some reason they remind me of each other, maybe because they have that "helmet voice".

you did do another SW reference with Shale and "Meatbag" so I'm pretty satisfied.

[Hexsun]

This is brilliant stuff! But it´s becoming too long for a DA2 version now, isnt it? Don't stop though!

[DocDoomII]

rayvioletta wrote...

Dorf: You humans are all racist!
Doggigan: Seriously, what's with all the quotes? I was actually in the bloody game and you don't hear me quoting it
Dorf: We saw the script for Dragon Age 2 and so we're subtlety auditioning for a transfer to Mass Effect
Alistair: I geth that makes sense

BWAHUAHUHA 

brilliant!

[Sir Edric]

rayvioletta wrote...
the good news is I'm planning to give Awakening, Golems and Witch Hunt the parody treatment as well. probably not Darkspawn Chronicles since it's alternate universe, but maybe Leliana's Song
also I'm going to improve the formatting and layout eventually, I've also added a title picture I threw together

You just made my day

[Psython]

Very nice, I appreciate all the hard work!

[rayvioletta]

I've made a small addition to part 12. I don't plan to do too much backwards work until the whole thing is finished (the Origins part anyway) but I liked the particular idea too much to wait and I'd actually felt that particular scene was lacking something anyway...

[Veritas]

rayvioletta wrote...



Dulin: Like I said, full of explosives and a weak spot, bad combination. Go for the eyes... BOOM

*grins* Soooo worth the set-up... you can never go wrong with miniature giant space hampster references. Thinking maybe I should have given my $60 to ray instead, I am certainly getting more enjoyment out of this than what I did spend it on.

[rayvioletta]

aiming to get another part up later today, but busy day so small chance it might be tomorrow

[astreqwerty]

bumbity bumb

[cr8gg]

ItsToofy wrote...



Proving Master: And in the other corner... DEADEYE DUNCAN!

refering to that one?

ok i am confused now  i dont get it  

Modifié par cr8gg, 14 avril 2011 - 06:22 .

[freche]

Haha, really good written. Though after part2 or something like that I felt it wasn't Origins DA2 style, more like Origins DAO sarcastic style.
Most of the flaws you point out are Origins flaws and not DA2 flaws :>

[Alex Kershaw]

freche wrote...

Haha, really good written. Though after part2 or something like that I felt it wasn't Origins DA2 style, more like Origins DAO sarcastic style.
Most of the flaws you point out are Origins flaws and not DA2 flaws :>

Yeah, I think you need to change the title if you're going to continue with this route since it hasn't been Origins DA2 style since like part 5

[Louis deGuerre]

A day without a rayvioletta post is a lost day

[ItsToofy]

cr8gg wrote...

ItsToofy wrote...



Proving Master: And in the other corner... DEADEYE DUNCAN!

refering to that one?

ok i am confused now  i dont get it  

KOTOR

[varcety]

I lol'd.

[rayvioletta]

Part 21

Somewhere deep in the Deep Roads...
Leliana: Trap ahead!
Qwerty: Could you please start telling me about them before I step in them... pass me the injury kit
Alistair: Maybe we should've tried to find a map
Leliana: We could always ask for directions
Qwerty: Yes, we'll ask the next Hurlock we find shall we?
Alistair: Why not a Genlock?
Qwerty: Have you seen any Genlocks?
Alistair: There's one over there
Qwerty: A Genlock? In DA2 style? We must be close to the Cut Content Vault!
Genlock: Sorry you can't get past me, not without a Genkey
Leliana: Allow me to try my lockpicking skills
Leliana stabs the Genlock several dozen times.
Alistair: Aren't they an endangered species?
Qwerty: If they weren't already, they soon will be

The party charge into the vault and slaughter the Genlock guards. After much killing they begin looting
Alistair: Look what I found! Descriptions for all the items! Turns out this "ring" I found on the way here is actually an ancient Dalish relic which was once worn by a Dalish who joined the Wardens and died in the Deep Roads
Leliana: What's a "Wallop Mallet Mini-Game"?
Shale: There's pieces of me here... bits that were cut off so that I would fit through doorways
Doggigan: There's a talking stick here!
Log: I'm a conversation log!



Qwerty: I found some Origins... common dwarf, noble dwarf, city elf, dalish elf, human commoner, human chasind, giant miniature space hamster...
Alistair: I found the ending of Knights of the Old Republic 2, should that be in here?
Leliana: Is Jade Empire 2 in here?
Alistair: No such luck it seems, oh hang on there's a chest made of Obsidian, maybe it's in here? There's a Neeshka romance...
Qwerty: Gimme that! Now I know what game to play after all this is over!
Leliana: If only we could bring her into Dragon Age
Qwerty: This one I'm bloody keeping! Consequences for decisions!
Leliana: Come on, the cells are over here. We'd better let the dwarves out
Alistair (yelling): WHO LET THE DORFS OUT?
Alistair: sorry
Conrad: Help! Let me out! I'm not even a dwarf or a female!
Qwerty: Then why are you here?
Conrad: I don't know! After my hero convinced me to go home to my wife I expected to get a call from my agent for the sequel but instead I woke up in here!
Jarvia: If you don't let me out right now I'm going to...
Leliana: It says here in the dwarf Origin that Jarvia's an evil murdery criminal type
Rica: She is! She runs the Carta!
Alistair: Doesn't matter, you have to let her go as the option to kill her isn't available yet
Qwerty: I picked up the consequences remember. Screw that
Murder Knife friendship +10
Rica: Can we go now? Some of us have evil boyfriends to get back to
Dagna: And I need to find someone to take a message for me... hey you look like you're from the surface...
Leliana: She's so adorable!
Qwerty: Hang on, re-enabling that addon
One quick relog later
Qwerty: So Dagna...
Dagna: You were too late, it had to be enabled when we first met
Qwerty: You mean when you looked like Oghren? Oh hell
Leliana: I'm sure there'll be other cute dwarven girls. I mean, there's bound to be a dwarf romance option eventually right?
Alistair: Riiiight

The party return to Orzammar where they're greeted by the cheers of every heterosexual male dwarf in the city except one
Oghren: Damn you Warden, you put me out of a job!
Bhelen: Well done Warden, well done indeed. Now I have another job for you. The Carta have been causing problems and...
Qwerty empties a sack onto the desk, Jarvia's head rolls out
Bhelen: Oh, well done. In that case all you need to do now is go into the Deep Roads, find Paragon Branka, convince her to vote for me and come back with the good news



Qwerty: Is that all? Maybe you'd like us to fetch you a pizza too?
Bhelen: Well if you're offering...
Alistair: Ooh can I get one too? Extra cheese!
Oghren: Hang on one sodding moment! If you're going after Branka there's no way I'm staying behind!
Qwerty: You're dead
Oghren: Yeah well... didn't you find anything in the vault that could undo that?
Qwerty: I suppose you could have one of these origins...
Bhelen: Not the noble dwarf one! Really, it was enough of a nightmare for Rica to turn into him while we were... you know... without him being my brother too!
Oghren: Well I don't want to be common either, there's nothing common about Oghren!
Leliana: What about this one? You could be the first Dwarven mage!
Oghren: And have to wear a dress? No, no way! Sod it I'll just pick one of the others at random...



Shianni: Wake up! Don't you remember what day it is?
Oghren: Urgh... oh, hey baby! You're looking pretty damn hot, why not take off a few clothes and cool down?
Shianni: I'm your cousin you perv! And you're getting MARRIED!
Oghren: Wait, what? Married? No! Wait, is she hot?
Shianni: Soris said she was gorgeous. He was hoping to get you to agree to a swap
Oghren: Well... I suppose this isn't so bad then. Wait, cousin? You're an elf!
Shianni: Maybe you were adopted or something... I try not to think about it too much. Honestly, I try not to think about you too much...



Cyrion: Ah my son, I'm so proud of you...
Oghren: Yeah yeah, bring out the hottie, Oghren's gonna start the honeymoon early!
Cyrion: Please just... don't talk until she's actually said the vows.
Oghren: Will there be any beer?
Cyrion: If Shianni hasn't already drank it all
Oghren: My kind of woman! Are you sure she's my cousin? Can't I just...
Cyrion: Please don't finish that sentence. I'm trying to be proud of you
Oghren goes outside where he runs into Soris, Valora and Felsi
Oghren: Well hello ladies... wait are you female as well Soris? I can never tell with Elves...

Part 22

Modifié par rayvioletta, 12 mai 2011 - 01:36 .

[Sabriana]

The party charge into the vault and slaughter the Genlock guards. After much killing they begin looting
Alistair: Look what I found! Descriptions for all the items! Turns out this "ring" I found on the way here is actually an ancient Dalish relic which was once worn by a Dalish who joined the Wardens and died in the Deep Roads
Leliana: What's a "Wallop Mallet Mini-Game"?
Shale: There's pieces of me here... bits that were cut off so that I would fit through doorways
Doggigan: There's a talking stick here!
Log: I'm a conversation log!
Alistair: I found the ending of Knights of the Old Republic 2, should that be in here?
Leliana: Is Jade Empire 2 in here?
Alistair: No such luck it seems. But I did find these Origins... common dwarf, noble dwarf, city elf, dalish elf, human commoner, human chasind, giant miniature space hamster...
Qwerty: This one I'm bloody keeping! Consequences for decisions!
Leliana: Come on, the cells are over here. We'd better let the dwarves out
Alistair (yelling): WHO LET THE DORFS OUT?

ROFL.

[Louis deGuerre]

 Brilliant as usual  

Don't you ever go : Oh evil imagination, what dark path did you lead me on now ! I turned Oghren into an elf ! 

[Kilshrek]

A labour of love, my hat is off to you.

[Epona222]

rayvioletta wrote...

Alistair: I found the ending of Knights of the Old Republic 2, should that be in here?

HAHAHA *wipes tea off monitor*

That whole part was the best yet, keep up the good work