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[rayvioletta]

18, 19 & 20 done

Modifié par rayvioletta, 11 mai 2011 - 04:03 .

[Mecher3k]

[Sabriana]

Oh my stars, you are the tops. I hope you have saved all of this elsewhere (in several places). I love it.

Please keep up the great spoofs. I'll give you three goats and a sheaf of wheat. I'll even deliver it to your mother in your wife's name (or sweetheart, fiance, significant other )

[rayvioletta]

Sabriana wrote...

Oh my stars, you are the tops. I hope you have saved all of this elsewhere (in several places). I love it.

Please keep up the great spoofs. I'll give you three goats and a sheaf of wheat. I'll even deliver it to your mother in your wife's name (or sweetheart, fiance, significant other )

thanks but goats are a bit messy, cheesecakes are, I hear, an acceptable alternative

anyway expect more updates soon, probably Hunt For Awakened Golems not long after and then of course the inevitible DA2 in Origins Style
by that time there'll either be some new content to parody or you'll all be bored of me anyway

[rayvioletta]

21, 22 and 23 done. including the Broodmother encounter
enjoy

[Mar the Dragon]

just wondering, did you use a mod or something to make your companion armor, weapons, and clothing stronger? because otherwise it seems they would die really quick

[Sabriana]

rayvioletta wrote...

21, 22 and 23 done. including the Broodmother encounter
enjoy

Oh good. I was hoping you would fix that oversight

The Broodmother is something that I don't want Qwerty to miss. Not to mention that it startled the hells out of me when my Warden and her band of misfits encountered her.

[rayvioletta]

Mar the Dragon wrote...

just wondering, did you use a mod or something to make your companion armor, weapons, and clothing stronger? because otherwise it seems they would die really quick

I cheated  I've completed the game countless times without cheating or even using overpowered items so for this run through I used some cheats so that I could keep the companions in more costumey armour, since by DA2 rules they can't change their clothes
Leliana for example wouldn't have lasted long as melee wearing a chantry robe, but there was no question in my mind that she had to be wearing that

I also used some console commands to be able to have more than just four party members present, I was initially going to use the extra dog slot mod but read about some bugs in it and just went with the console instead. oddly I eneded up with a glitch which added a second Mabari to my party as well as Doggigan so for most of the screenshots I just marched one of them offscreen while the rest were on hold party. there's a few with both dogs visible though as they're from cut-scenes, so I'm handwaving that by having Gaspode and Doggigan both be there

Sabriana wrote...

The Broodmother is something that I
don't want Qwerty to miss. Not to mention that it startled the hells out
of me when my Warden and her band of misfits encountered her.

the only thing scarier than a Broodmother is the thought that someone, somewhere probably has a fetish for it. so that role of course had to go to Oghren

Modifié par rayvioletta, 13 mai 2011 - 10:59 .

[rayvioletta]

part 24 updated

[rayvioletta]

25, 26 & 27 done

[rayvioletta]

28 also done

[rayvioletta]

29 and 30 done

[Mar the Dragon]

How did you get them to dance?

[rayvioletta]

Dance Party mod

and thanks for reminding me to throw in a link

[rayvioletta]

31 and 32 done

[rayvioletta]

33 done, not much left to go now... and Hunt will begin in a few days

[rayvioletta]

34 and 35 done and dusted
looks like that's it then until the Hunt begins

[leeobaker]

Looking forward to it!

[Mecher3k]

We love you!

[rayvioletta]

In Dragon Strange: Origins in DA2 Style the Darkspawn Blight threatened the world and the only hope for salvation was the newest Grey Warden recruit Qwerty Cousland

since most of the Wardens died during the Battle of Ostagar

Qwerty was accompanied by brave and loyal companions

including the secret heir to the throne

and a hot redhead who happened to be rather crazy

Together they mocked Dragon Age 2

solved puzzles

made bad jokes

answered difficult questions

and found love

Qwerty was declared a Champion

and became King

but along the way made powerful enemies

and must now face... the expansion pack!


Part 36

Qwerty and Mhairi arrive at Vigil's Keep in Amaranthine.
Mhairi: That's odd, where's the welcome party?
Qwerty: If there's a party then they're probably drunk. Or Leliana's entertaining them with tales of our exploits
Mhairi: Who's Leliana? I didn't see that name on the roster
Qwerty: Must've been a mistake then, she's definitely here. I have it on good authority that the fan favourite redhead is in Vigil's Keep already
Mhairi: I hope I become a fan favourite too
Qwerty: Who are you anyway?
Mhairi: Oh, I'm Mhairi, the newest recruit. I'll be taking the Joining soon
Qwerty: You want to be a Warden?



Mhairi: It's all I've ever wanted to be! I'm just dying to join the Wardens!
Qwerty: I see
Genlock: Attack!
Qwerty: Too long without combat I guess?

A quick bit of combat later...
Bloke: Oh thank you Warden! The Keep is overrun with Darkspawn! I don't know what's going on, it's almost as if someone decided that there should be a sequel or expansion or something so the bad guys had to come back
Qwerty: Well luckily I'm here to save the day, along with Mhairi here who's undoubtedly going to end up in bed with me and Leliana
Mhairi: You mean "Leliana and I"
Qwerty: No, all three of us. But it's good to see you're keen
Mhairi: I am not keen, I'm correcting your grammar!
Qwerty: My grandma's dead, I don't think she needs correcting
Mhairi: You're hopeless! And I will not "end up in bed" with you. This is Hunt for Awakened Golems, not Awakening in Witcher Style!



Qwerty: Now there's an idea for a sequel...
Mhairi: No! Don't even think about it. There's enough work with all this, the DLC and they just announced Dragon Age 3 is in development
Bloke: Right... as fascinating as all this is, there are Darkspawn around and you being a Grey Warden... maybe you could kill them please?
Qwerty: Give me a minute, this is important. So Mhairi, you don't find my pink pigtails attractive?
Bloke: What? How is that important? Oh sod, here they come!
Mhairi: It's not that, I just... don't seem to have any romance dialogue. I guess I'm not one of the options
Qwerty: No fear, I have the ToolSet!
Mhairi: That doesn't work well with Awakening
Qwerty: Darn it
Bloke: Help! Darkspawn are trying to kill me!
Mhairi: Darn? Why not damn?
Qwerty: I guess I've been playing Edna & Harvey too much lately
Bloke: Being killed here... a little help please?
Qwerty: Oh have some bloody patience!
Qwerty chops off the head of the nearest Darkspawn but it's too late, Bloke is dead
Mhairi: What are you doing?
Qwerty: Looting him. Look, new gloves, I can probably get a few coins for those
More Darkspawn rush towards them... and are promptly cut down
Soldier: Oh thank you! I'll go wait at the front gate and wait there for all the other soldiers you rescue to show up, rather than any of us helping you
Qwerty: Still more useful than Alistair...
Bloke2: Somebody help me, I don't wanna die!
Qwerty: Then why are you running into more combat when I kill these instead of running away?
Bloke2: I'm really, really stupid!
Mhairi: It's cheaper to make NPCs with artificial stupidity than artificial intelligence
Yet more Darkspawn attack, with equally suicidal results...
Qwerty: Well looks like this area's clear,
let's head to the big gates
Mhairi: We need to drive them out of the Keep!
Qwerty: Yes, let's Keep at it!
Mhairi groans. Just then the gates explode and more Darkspawn rush out
Qwerty: I didn't even get time for a knock knock joke!
Mhairi: Thank the Maker for that

A brief slaughter later...
Soldier2: Oh hello. We need bandages but can't be bothered to get them, go grab some please?
Mhairi: Of course! We will be happy to provide aid...
Qwerty: Can't be bothered. Come on Mary
Mhairi disapproves -10
Mhairi: Mhairi! And we have to help these people!
Qwerty: Why?
Mhairi: Because it's the heroic and good thing to do! Fine, also because there's some chests to loot on the way
Qwerty: Fine, fine. Let's go then

They fight through a few more Darkspawn and find a chest full of bandages



Soldier3: Thank you, I'll come back when it's safe
Qwerty: What? You're a bloody soldier! You're supposed to be where it isn't safe!
Mhairi: I'm starting to see how the Darkspawn managed to take the Keep...

They deliver the bandages and head inside.
Mhairi: Unbelievable, the Keep has been overwhelmed. I didn't think the Darkspawn were even capable of such a thing
Qwerty: Right, because it's not like they did just that to most of the Dwarven cities
Mhairi: Yes but... um... maybe they did all of that during a Blight? Oh I don't know. Let's just kill them
Qwerty: My kind of plan. Still no romance options?
Mhairi: No!
Qwerty: Ok, the portcullis is down... the lever's over there but the door's barricaded from the other side... give me a boost, I'll climb this wall and pull the lever



Mhairi: No! We have to go around!
Qwerty: Why?
Mhairi: Script says so. Besides, there's no climbing in this game

Qwerty reluctantly heads off in the opposite direction, where they run into a mage fireballing some Darkspawn
Anders: Um... I didn't do it!
Qwerty: But I just saw you do it!
Anders: No, I mean I didn't kill the Templars. I won't be doing that until DA2 you see. Wait, this isn't DA2 style as well is it?
Qwerty: I don't think so. So, you're an apostate?
Anders: Afraid so. But how about I help you kill these Darkspawn and you don't turn me over to the Templars?
Qwerty: Well so far you're less annoying than Morrigan or Wynne, so sure, tag along
Anders: Great! Wait, what are you doing?
Qwerty: Levelling you up
Anders: But now I'm a blood mage! Do you have any idea how much trouble that will be?
Mhairi: Don't worry, it'll wear off for the sequel
Anders: Yes but by then it really won't matter, it'd just make me slightly more of a hypocrit than I'd otherwise be. Alright, fine, fine. Just don't tell any Templars. I'm not sure how blind they'll be without DA2 style

The gradually growing party head out onto the ramparts...
Anders: Ram parts? Is this some kind of sacrificial ritual? Because I don't do that kind of magic
Mhairi: Another comedian, just what we needed
Anders: Enjoy it while it lasts, better a comedian than... well, DA2nders
Qwerty: Another locked crate... when's a rogue going to show up?
Anders: Perhaps he has but he's in stealth
Qwerty: Right, or maybe he or hopefully she was caught stealing and locked up in the prison?
Mhairi: We could go and have a look?
Qwerty: I was joking, how likely is that to have happened?
Mhairi: You didn't actually read the script did you?
Qwerty: Ah here we are, the other side of the barricaded door. Let's pull the lever
As the portcullis opens Darkspawn run out but explode as a dwarf laughs
Dworkin: It'll take more than that to kill us beasties! Come again if you dare!



Anders: That was fun! I have to get the recipe

Part 37

Modifié par rayvioletta, 27 mai 2011 - 06:12 .

[lyleoffmyspace]

Well i'm excited!!

[rayvioletta]

(in best Vorlon voice) and so it begins...

Modifié par rayvioletta, 23 mai 2011 - 01:33 .

[LPPrince]

Even this can't make me go through another playthrough of DA2.

Dang it.

[joerginger]

Thanks a lot for posting this! :-)