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[Fruit of the Doom]

lolwut?

[PsychoBlonde]

Oh, come on, that was the perfect sword for the scary Qunari dude to hand you. They're all huge practical jokers, they just have that Lady Gaga Poker Face thing going on so people think they're serious.

It turns out the Qun is actually a recipe for apple turnovers.

[Avissel]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Oh, come on, that was the perfect sword for the scary Qunari dude to hand you. They're all huge practical jokers, they just have that Lady Gaga Poker Face thing going on so people think they're serious.

It turns out the Qun is actually a recipe for apple turnovers.

This meal will be delicious. Because the Qun Demands it.

[PsychoBlonde]

The only part I didn't really get was when you come back and he acts all offended "You stole my duty!" well, dude, if you didn't want me to take care of it then WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THE QUEST ALREADY?!

Oh, right, practical joker. Right. Sending me off to do your work and then complaining about it. Priceless.

You know, I bet those horns are detachable.

[ReallyRue]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

The only part I didn't really get was when you come back and he acts all offended "You stole my duty!" well, dude, if you didn't want me to take care of it then WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THE QUEST ALREADY?!

Oh, right, practical joker. Right. Sending me off to do your work and then complaining about it. Priceless.

You know, I bet those horns are detachable.

That made my day.

What with the secretly hornless and practical joking DA2 Qunari, and Sten with his kittens and cookies, I'm thinking of hopping on a ship to Seheron. Apparently, it smells like tea there.

[stjasonl1]

I always wondered if the Qunari are from the jungle where it's warmer why are they all shirtless in Kirkwall?

[Eternal Phoenix]

U mad bro?

[Addai]

My nephews always called their blanket a "binky" when they were little... and a bigass sword is wonderfully comforting to have slung over your shoulder (or the shoulder of your favorite elf), so... it all works for me.

[AngelicMachinery]

stjasonl1 wrote...

I always wondered if the Qunari are from the jungle where it's warmer why are they all shirtless in Kirkwall?

The Qun demands them to oil their perfect chests, it's to make non Qun followers feel inadequate.

[Anarcala]

Binky's Comfort...I think this is a reference to the Discworld series by Terry Pratchet. In the books Death (awesome character) has a horse called Binky. He also carries around a giant broadsword. Could be coincidence, but given the fantasy setting of DA:2, I think not.

I'd kill for confirmation on this, as Terry Pratchet is one of my faveourite authors.

Edit: Death also has a very similar attitude to life as the Qunari do...

Modifié par Anarcala, 04 avril 2011 - 08:51 .

[Fruit of the Doom]

Avissel wrote...

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Oh, come on, that was the perfect sword for the scary Qunari dude to hand you. They're all huge practical jokers, they just have that Lady Gaga Poker Face thing going on so people think they're serious.

It turns out the Qun is actually a recipe for apple turnovers.

This meal will be delicious. Because the Qun Demands it.

ANAAN ESAAM QUN!

[dgcatanisiri]

stjasonl1 wrote...

I always wondered if the Qunari are from the jungle where it's warmer why are they all shirtless in Kirkwall?

I hate to bring logic into this (no, really, I do, but I'm doing it anyway), but their ship DID crash - you try making it to shore in bulky armor. And how many Kirkwall merchants do you see selling armor to the qunari?

[Dan-mac RI]

stjasonl1 wrote...

I always wondered if the Qunari are from the jungle where it's warmer why are they all shirtless in Kirkwall?

Couldn't find their size in the robe shop. Also, they were on a ship, clothing doesn't help the swimming ability if it becomes necessary.

[Sledge454]

Avissel wrote...
This meal will be delicious. Because the Qun Demands it.

If McDonalds existed in Par Vollen, what would a Qunari Happy Meal be called?

Modifié par Sledge454, 04 avril 2011 - 10:12 .

[The Angry One]

dgcatanisiri wrote...

stjasonl1 wrote...

I always wondered if the Qunari are from the jungle where it's warmer why are they all shirtless in Kirkwall?

I hate to bring logic into this (no, really, I do, but I'm doing it anyway), but their ship DID crash - you try making it to shore in bulky armor. And how many Kirkwall merchants do you see selling armor to the qunari?

Qunari: Sell me armour.
Merchant: Nah.
Qunari: ....
Merchant : *sweats*
Qunari: Give me armour.
Merchant: ... here you go, polished and everything, haveanicedaybye!

[highcastle]

The Angry One wrote...

dgcatanisiri wrote...

stjasonl1 wrote...

I always wondered if the Qunari are from the jungle where it's warmer why are they all shirtless in Kirkwall?

I hate to bring logic into this (no, really, I do, but I'm doing it anyway), but their ship DID crash - you try making it to shore in bulky armor. And how many Kirkwall merchants do you see selling armor to the qunari?

Qunari: Sell me armour.
Merchant: Nah.
Qunari: ....
Merchant : *sweats*
Qunari: Give me armour.
Merchant: ... here you go, polished and everything, haveanicedaybye!

Yeah, but a standard breastplate would be like a pauldron for a Qunari. Which I'm pretty sure is what the Arishok was wearing.

[Most Definitely Sane]

thurmanator692 wrote...

Sledge454 wrote...

Avissel wrote...
This meal will be delicious. Because the Qun Demands it.

If McDonalds existed in Par Vollen, what would a Qunari Happy Meal be called?

a Stoic Meal

A Shirtless Meal?
A Qun Meal?
A Horny Meal?
An Orderly Meal?

Modifié par Most Definitely Sane, 04 avril 2011 - 10:49 .

[Sledge454]

thurmanator692 wrote...

Sledge454 wrote...

Avissel wrote...
This meal will be delicious. Because the Qun Demands it.

If McDonalds existed in Par Vollen, what would a Qunari Happy Meal be called?

a Stoic Meal

An Adequate Meal

[Conduit0]

Sledge454 wrote...

thurmanator692 wrote...

Sledge454 wrote...

Avissel wrote...
This meal will be delicious. Because the Qun Demands it.

If McDonalds existed in Par Vollen, what would a Qunari Happy Meal be called?

a Stoic Meal

An Adequate Meal

It would all depend on if cookies were involved.

[Fruit of the Doom]

Cookies are not a demand of the Qun.

Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 05 avril 2011 - 02:51 .

[Cavalier753]

PARSHAARA This argument gets us nowhere, there are darkspawn to be fought, is this delay needful?

[Cavalier753]

PARSHAARA antaam, this argument gets us nowhere, there are darkspawn to be fought, is this delay needful?

[Fruit of the Doom]

Darkspawn are not a demand of the Qun.