Who Would Win In A Fight?
#26
Posté 04 avril 2011 - 10:37
2) Leliana vs. Varric - Neither, they'll let the courts decide who has rights on telling the final story.
3) Morrigan vs. Merrill - Not only would Morrigan win, but she'd puree Merril down to baby food for junior.
4) Oghren vs. Fenris - It would become a drinking contest and Fenris holds his liquer better.
5) Wynne vs. Anders - No idea who would win, but I'd bet Justice/Vengeance wouldn't be inhabiting Anders after the battle.
6) Zevran vs. Isabela - He has reach and she has flexibility and that's all I'm going to say.
7) Shale vs. Sebastian* - Shale, Sebastian looks too much like a pigeon with his white armor.
#27
Posté 04 avril 2011 - 10:41
Sundance31us wrote...
7) Shale vs. Sebastian* - Shale, Sebastian looks too much like a pigeon with his white armor.
He does, doesn't he?
#28
Posté 04 avril 2011 - 10:51
DA:O Dog vs. DA:2 Dog.
DA:O Dog wins, he has talents and can be boosted in stats too.
Though, DA:2 Dog can be respawned, so i guess as long as Hawke is alive DA:2 Dog is too..
#29
Posté 04 avril 2011 - 11:01
2) Leliana vs. Varric - Varric's height won't stop him from easily knocking Leliana out with Bianca if she got close enough. Let's not forget, Bianca's head is pretty freaking sharp.
3) Morrigan vs. Merrill - Morrigan, no contest. She shapeshifts into a gargantuan spider that can bite Merrill's head off. Additionally, she knows ancient arcane arts so who knows what kind of aberration she can conjure up.
4) Oghren vs. Fenris - Oghren. He can fight ****** drunk and still win, enough said.
5) Wynne vs. Anders - Wynne. Anders wouldn't dare hit a grandma. Even he knows this match would end badly so the only thing he can do is walk away. Plus, who's going to wash his dirty socks?
6) Zevran vs. Isabela - Neither. They'd resort to seduction and end up in a cheap inn somewhere.
7) Shale vs. Sebastian - Shale. None of Sebastian's arrows can penetrate her and she can distract him by summoning a whole slew of pigeons to poop on him.
#30
Posté 04 avril 2011 - 11:07
Trophonius wrote...
7) Shale vs. Sebastian - Shale. None of Sebastian's arrows can penetrate her and she can distract him by summoning a whole slew of pigeons to poop on him.
*ponders if this is a fetish of the poster*
#31
Posté 04 avril 2011 - 11:09
2) Varric - Bianca cheats. It's even in the talent descriptions.
3) Morrigan - She's hardcore and Merrill is too cute... Which would make Morrigan ENJOY destroying her
4) Oghren - he'd be able to distract Fenris by pointing out a mage.... Or his breath.
5) Anders - Angry spirit > happy spirit... Though Wynne has autorevives...
6) Zevran and Isabela tie... because they stop trying to kill each other and pursue other... things.. right on the floor...
7) Shale.... She'd crush him... Literally!
#32
Posté 04 avril 2011 - 11:27
2) Leliana vs. Varric - Well... Draw... But they would fight with words (much more fun...).
3) Morrigan vs. Merrill - Reason for fight???... Morrigan i gess if she gets the first strike, otherwise Merril (you dont wanna mess with her when shes angry...)
4) Oghren vs. Fenris - Fenris, but Ohgren will survive he always does... (Fenris wont survive if he tries some of Oghrens distilled beverage...)
5) Wynne vs. Anders - Wynne just scold (spank) Anders and he´ll just run away (like always) mumbling something about revenge (like always)...
6) Zevran vs. Isabela - Zevran if he gets the first stab (from shadows), otherwise Isabella (Duelist remember...), personally a think they´ll try that reach and flexebility thing...
7) Shale vs. Sebastian - SEBASTIAN ... after he brings his army along (megaparty)
Modifié par Nemear, 04 avril 2011 - 11:32 .
#33
Posté 04 avril 2011 - 11:37
2) Leliana vs. Varric - Leliana, she's much more agile, and she can use bows, crossbows and daggers, unlike Varric who is stuck with Bianca.
3) Morrigan vs. Merrill - I dunno, probably Morrigan as she seemed better trained/more powerful.
4) Oghren vs. Fenris - Fenris. He's faster, stronger, more controlled and much less drunk.
5) Wynne vs. Anders - Anders. He's plain better when it comes to both offense and healing.
6) Zevran vs. Isabela - This one is hard, it'd probably end in a tie. But if I had to pick one, probably Zevran. All those years with the Crows must have had some effect.
7) Shale vs. Sebastian - Shale would stomp on Seb's skull <3
#34
Posté 04 avril 2011 - 11:41
As much as I adore them both, I have to go with Alistair. As much of a goof he can be, he is the better warrior. Plus distracting tactics with Flying Anderfel Dogs Carry Wheels of Cheese would pause even Aveline long enough to get a hard shield bash in >.>
2) Leliana vs. Varric
Leiliana, speed is the deciding factor along with close quarter combat making Bianca seriously handicapped.
3) Morrigan vs. Merrill
Morrigan, hands down, it's not even funny.
4) Oghren vs. Fenris
Oghren, because honestly the smell would keep Fenris from phasing. And Oghren is no shirking violet when it comes to battle. Warrior Caste Born Deep Roads Delver trumps Lyrium-Infused Brooder
5) Wynne vs. Anders
Anders. :wizard:Sparkle-Fingers beats Miss-The-Fade-Shines-Out-Her-Bum
6) Zevran vs. Isabela
Zevran, for the fact he is the more rounded fighter with professional instruction under his belt.
7) Shale vs. Sebastian
#35
Posté 04 avril 2011 - 11:59
Sundance31us wrote...
6) Zevran vs. Isabela - He has reach and she has flexibility and that's all I'm going to say.
I'd say it's the other way around. Remember, he is very bendy...
#36
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 12:26
2) Varric
3) Morrigan
4) Fenris
5) Anders
6) Zevran
7) Shale
#37
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 12:38
silver-crescent wrote...
7) Shale vs. Sebastian - Shale would stomp on Seb's skull <3
I like the heart at the end of the sentence
#38
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 12:58
1. Aveline
2. Varric
3. Merrill ( Morrigan if i wasn't assuming she only has default spec.)
4. Fenris
5. Anders
6. Zevran
7. Shale
#39
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 04:55
2) Leliana vs. Varric - Leliana shes sneaky
3) Morrigan vs. Merrill - Morrigan has a chance if she ambushes her but mage battle Merrill wins
4) Oghren vs. Fenris - They kill each other
5) Wynne vs. Anders - No one knows - the fiight goes on so long everyone leaves
6) Zevran vs. Isabela - Isabela "always on top"
7) Shale vs. Sebastian* - your joking right?
#40
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 05:51
2) Leliana vs. Varric - Varric...he is the Chuck Norris of Thedas. Leliana wouldn't be able to fight because all she could think about is collecting his chest hairs to put inside of a jar.
3) Morrigan vs. Merrill - Morrigan because although Merrill isn't afraid to use blood magic or demons, Morrigan is ruthless and cunning and a true survivor. Or, Merrill would get confused and want to be friends so she wouldn't actually fight and Morrigan would win by default.
4) Oghren vs. Fenris - Fenris, because he can rip a heart from a chest, and Oghren is kind of a doofus in comparison.
5) Wynne vs. Anders - I call draw because both have powerful spirits merged within and anytime one KO'd the other they would probably just raise up and the battle would never end.
6) Zevran vs. Isabela - Isabela, because pirate girls are always cooler than glib assassin's with outrageously horrid accents. And Isabela has way better moves than Zevran ever did;)
7) Shale vs. Sebastian* - Shale would stomp on Sebastian just once, similar to her 1 stomp on the chicken at the entrance to Honnleath. "Elthina, nuuuu -- ~gurgle/squish~"
#41
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 05:53
LadyBri wrote...
"Elthina, nuuuu -- ~gurgle/squish~"
This has entered my head!canon, and it will stay there. Forever.
#42
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 05:56
2. Varric (Bianca cheats. XD)
3. Morrigan (She has no problems cheating either)
4. Fenris (Phase punching)
5. Anders (Vengeance would destroy Wynne)
6. ...win? They're too busy screwing.
7. Shale.
Modifié par Ryzaki, 05 avril 2011 - 05:59 .
#43
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 05:57
ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...
LadyBri wrote...
"Elthina, nuuuu -- ~gurgle/squish~"
This has entered my head!canon, and it will stay there. Forever.
Lol, now if only someone made a mod of this sound for the PC version of DA:O...glorious!
#44
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 05:57
2) Leliana vs. Varric - Varric. Nobody beats Bianca.
3) Morrigan vs. Merrill - Morrigan. Is it even a question? She's had years of practicing magics only known to Flemeth.
4) Oghren vs. Fenris - Tie. Man, I want to say Fenris, but what if Oghren is immune to the lyrium phasing? He's got dwarven resistance after all. But Oghren is a berserker, he's better when you toss him at a crowd and let him swing wildly, he's not one for focused duels. This is a fight I would want to see. For now I say tie.
5) Wynne vs. Anders - Wynne. Anders would be conflicted about fighting a fellow mage since he sees everything in absolutes. Justice would be conflicted about fighting a spirit for the same reason. Wynne however has no problem judging her fellow mages and would totally kill an abomination like Anders, especially if this is post-Chantrysplosion. And in the end, Wynne is just a superior mage.
6) Zevran vs. Isabela - Zevran. Isabela's skills are self-taught. She has creativity and adaptability, but Zevran has a solid foundation of training starting from when he was very young. I imagine his body count far exceeds hers... well, his kills, anyway.
7) Shale vs. Sebastian - Sebastian. Because he'd have the army of Starkhaven behind him, and an army is exactly what it takes to defeat Shale.
#45
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 05:59
2) Varric. He can charm his way outta anyone.
3) Morrigan. Really? This is no contest.
4) Fenris. Sorry Oghren but Fenris could easily match your battle axe with KALI MA
5) Wynne. Years upon years of experience AND able to not be ****ed up by the Fade spirit? Holy Maker she is made of wynne
6) Whoever wins, we lose
7) Dog. He will take down the winner.
#46
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 06:04
Dog vs. Dog 2, who would win?UltiPup wrote...
7) Dog. He will take down the winner.
#47
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 06:06
Aris Ravenstar wrote...
Dog vs. Dog 2, who would win?UltiPup wrote...
7) Dog. He will take down the winner.
Dog. Because he was an actually war hound. Dog 2 was a house pet.
#48
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 06:10
Good point. Dog has also been chewing on darkspawn for years since the Warden picked him up without any known ill effects. Dog is practically immortal.UltiPup wrote...
Dog. Because he was an actually war hound. Dog 2 was a house pet.
Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 05 avril 2011 - 06:10 .
#49
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 06:11
Aris Ravenstar wrote...
Good point. Dog has also been chewing on darkspawn for years since the Warden picked him up without any known ill effects. Dog is practically immortal.UltiPup wrote...
Dog. Because he was an actually war hound. Dog 2 was a house pet.
Except if you play HN he was a housepet there too.
#50
Posté 05 avril 2011 - 06:14
Ryzaki wrote...
Aris Ravenstar wrote...
Good point. Dog has also been chewing on darkspawn for years since the Warden picked him up without any known ill effects. Dog is practically immortal.UltiPup wrote...
Dog. Because he was an actually war hound. Dog 2 was a house pet.
Except if you play HN he was a housepet there too.
Still smart enough to not get stuck behind a wall or not freee in a battle...





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