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[Annora]

The Elves come from all over Thedas, so it would stand to reason that they would have all sorts of different accents. The Dalish don't discriminate against Elves who wish to join their camp.

[neppakyo]

Summer gets pretty hot here in Ontario, Canada where I am, thank goodness for air con!

My cousin went to aussie land, backpacked whatever you called it, did jobs like picking fruit hehe

[frustratemyself]

Saphara wrote...

frustratemyself wrote...

Saphara wrote...

Also, celebrating Christmas in summer just seems slightly weird to me xD

It's just a bit sweaty is all. Air con if you've got it.

oh yes. Air Con saves me during the summer as a Texas. When i lived up in Seattle for 2 years, there was no air con in appartments so when summer hit, and there was 1-2 months of extremely hot temperatures...*dies*

Especially in Brisbane, it's very humid here. But I don't have air con at home so I'm a really sad case and kind of look forward to going to work in summer

[DapperDan77]

rizla1888 wrote...

fine saphara if thats the way you are how would you like it if i said stuf about 9/11

ooh ooh let me do it! (Stop reading now if 9/11 jokes will offend you)


Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.

Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"

Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.

(Apologies to anyone that's offended. However, it's been 10 years, time to get some humour out of it. Like the man said, laughter is the best medicine.)

Modifié par DapperDan77, 05 avril 2011 - 05:36 .

[Saphara]

frustratemyself wrote...

Saphara wrote...

frustratemyself wrote...

Saphara wrote...

Also, celebrating Christmas in summer just seems slightly weird to me xD

It's just a bit sweaty is all. Air con if you've got it.

oh yes. Air Con saves me during the summer as a Texas. When i lived up in Seattle for 2 years, there was no air con in appartments so when summer hit, and there was 1-2 months of extremely hot temperatures...*dies*

Especially in Brisbane, it's very humid here. But I don't have air con at home so I'm a really sad case and kind of look forward to going to work in summer

oof, and id imagine it would be expensive to get installed. Still looks like a blast though. Blast you being 22 hours away by plaaaaaane!

edit: added an e, because traveling 22 hours by a plan would be weird and awsome all at the same time

Modifié par Saphara, 05 avril 2011 - 05:33 .

[frustratemyself]

Saphara wrote...

frustratemyself wrote...

Saphara wrote...

frustratemyself wrote...

Saphara wrote...

Also, celebrating Christmas in summer just seems slightly weird to me xD

It's just a bit sweaty is all. Air con if you've got it.

oh yes. Air Con saves me during the summer as a Texas. When i lived up in Seattle for 2 years, there was no air con in appartments so when summer hit, and there was 1-2 months of extremely hot temperatures...*dies*

Especially in Brisbane, it's very humid here. But I don't have air con at home so I'm a really sad case and kind of look forward to going to work in summer

oof, and id imagine it would be expensive to get installed. Still looks like a blast though. Blast you being 22 hours away by plaaaaaane!

edit: added an e, because traveling 22 hours by a plan would be weird and awsome all at the same time

You could try it by plan but I think you would need a reeeeally awesome travel agent

[Saphara]

frustratemyself wrote...

Saphara wrote...

frustratemyself wrote...

Saphara wrote...

frustratemyself wrote...

Saphara wrote...

Also, celebrating Christmas in summer just seems slightly weird to me xD

It's just a bit sweaty is all. Air con if you've got it.

oh yes. Air Con saves me during the summer as a Texas. When i lived up in Seattle for 2 years, there was no air con in appartments so when summer hit, and there was 1-2 months of extremely hot temperatures...*dies*

Especially in Brisbane, it's very humid here. But I don't have air con at home so I'm a really sad case and kind of look forward to going to work in summer

oof, and id imagine it would be expensive to get installed. Still looks like a blast though. Blast you being 22 hours away by plaaaaaane!

edit: added an e, because traveling 22 hours by a plan would be weird and awsome all at the same time

You could try it by plan but I think you would need a reeeeally awesome travel agent

Think Marty McFly and Doc are available? Maybe Dr. Who?

[neppakyo]

DapperDan77 wrote...

rizla1888 wrote...

fine saphara if thats the way you are how would you like it if i said stuf about 9/11

ooh ooh let me do it! (Stop reading now if 9/11 jokes will offend you)


Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.

Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"

Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.

(Apologies to anyone that's offended. However, it's been 10 years, time to get some humour out of it. Like the man said, laughter is the best medicine.)

Hehe not bad. Reminds me of those NASA jokes with the shuttle's blowing up.

NASA: Need Another Seven Astronaughts. And so on. I say, find humour in everything!

[Saphara]

neppakyo wrote...

DapperDan77 wrote...

rizla1888 wrote...

fine saphara if thats the way you are how would you like it if i said stuf about 9/11

ooh ooh let me do it! (Stop reading now if 9/11 jokes will offend you)


Did you hear the one about American Airlines new deal? They’ll fly you straight from the airport to the office.

Q: What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
A: "It's Raining Men"

Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it intersects a plane.

(Apologies to anyone that's offended. However, it's been 10 years, time to get some humour out of it. Like the man said, laughter is the best medicine.)

Hehe not bad. Reminds me of those NASA jokes with the shuttle's blowing up.

NASA: Need Another Seven Astronaughts. And so on. I say, find humour in everything!

yeah. As long as these dont get ypu banned on here!

I remember the second one. Was volunteering at the petting zoo area of the zoo. I think i hod behind 2 goats and had a chicken comfort me.

[Saphara]

oopsie, double post!

Modifié par Saphara, 05 avril 2011 - 05:45 .

[mesmerizedish]

Inappropriate humor is my favorite kind of humor.

[neppakyo]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Inappropriate humor is my favorite kind of humor.

Mine too!

So, a baby seal walks into a club..

[namedforthemoon]

dj1917 wrote...

I just fought some bandits (The Dog Lords) in Lowtown. I found out where their base was, cleared it out, yada yada. Then I go to the Docks. Here I meet the Undercut Thrifters, Again, surprise, surprise, after a few battles one of them drops the location of their base. When I get there I seem to remember, however, that this base, labelled 'Shady Alley', used to be  a warehouse back in Act 1. Didn't I fight an evil mage there or something? It still looks more like a warehouse entrance, though. I mean, it's a door. Alleys don't have doors. But sure enough, it's an alley. The warehouse has disappeared! But not only that. This alley is IDENTICAL to the one in Lowtown where the Dog Lords lived! It's uncanny!  And not an hour before, i'd been in a cave, or was it a base, I can't remember, but it looked exactly like a mine I was in yesterday! I mean, what are the odds?

And while i'm here ,WHY is Merril the only elf with a Welsh accent? Her mum appears to be Irish and some of the others are from the south of England by the sound of it, while another one (who warns me about Dalish bows trained on me) appears to be from Ulster. Don't tell me you colonials can't tell the difference! I can tell a New Yorker from a Texan or a Californian from a Canadian, so you should be able to tell the difference between broad Irish, Scottish, Welsh and English accents. It'd be less stupid if they all just had American accents...

Bioware took a page out of the Old Spice Guy's book.

"This warehouse is now an alley!" "This cave is now a mine!" "This hovel is now a secret ninja base!" "This mansion is the Comtes! Oh wait, now it's Bartrands! No! Now it belongs to Fenris!"

This thread is now diamonds!

Edit I'm sure someone could do a better parody than me.

Gamers, look at your Dragon Age, now back to me, It's a sequel! You're running through the blightlands, slaying an ogre. Look up! A dragon flies in. Now look again, It's Flemeth, your favorite crazy hag. Notice your sister's boobs, You're on a ship! You're a mage with a cool staff and a bad attitude. You fight in the gallows, but none of the templars give a damn that you're zipping spells this way and that as you defeat a gang of thugs also wanting into Kirkwall. Look at your brother's sword, now back to me, I'm twirling arrows! You meet a glowing elf with a hairdo Pete Wentz would kill for. Check out his sword, it's big, yes, big. You're in a tavern and you meet a pirate wench. Have a drink! You wake up, oh look, you have crabs! ...

Yeah. Someone could do a much better job than me.

Modifié par namedforthemoon, 05 avril 2011 - 06:02 .

[AtreiyaN7]

Ah, of course - people aren't allowed to have different accents. I live in Hawaii, yet I completely lack the local pidgin accent. In fact, I probably sound more like a mainlander than I do local - even though I was born & raised here.

Modifié par AtreiyaN7, 05 avril 2011 - 05:58 .

[frustratemyself]

@namedforthemoon
Your post is the true diamond

[rizla1888]

Saphara wrote...

rizla1888 wrote...

fine saphara if thats the way you are how would you like it if i said stuf about 9/11

Sure, go ahead, as long as you have the guts to say it in New York NY

I once said my favorite Civil War general was Sherman while i was in Vicksberg. Im pretty sure i got some death glares.

once you go to ireland and say stuff about the famine il go to new york and do what you want

[mesmerizedish]

neppakyo wrote...

Mine too!

So, a baby seal walks into a club..

I laughed way harder than I should have

[Cobrawar]

you brits still arguing about dialect?

[mesmerizedish]

Cobrawar wrote...

you brits still arguing about dialect?

Now we're laughing about 9/11 and clubbing baby seals, actually

[neppakyo]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Cobrawar wrote...

you brits still arguing about dialect?

Now we're laughing about 9/11 and clubbing baby seals, actually

And PETA! People Eating Tastey Animals.

or

necrophila, lie back and crack open a cold one

[captain.subtle]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Cobrawar wrote...

you brits still arguing about dialect?

Now we're laughing about 9/11 and clubbing baby seals, actually

Let me invoke Hitler before anyone else. 

[frustratemyself]

neppakyo wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Cobrawar wrote...

you brits still arguing about dialect?

Now we're laughing about 9/11 and clubbing baby seals, actually

And PETA! People Eating Tastey Animals.

or

necrophila, lie back and crack open a cold one

I should not be laughing about this at work

[neppakyo]

frustratemyself wrote...

neppakyo wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Cobrawar wrote...

you brits still arguing about dialect?

Now we're laughing about 9/11 and clubbing baby seals, actually

And PETA! People Eating Tastey Animals.

or

necrophila, lie back and crack open a cold one

I should not be laughing about this at work

pancake bukkake:
it's just syrup from a bunch of aunt jemima bottles

[Dridengx]

konokonohamaru wrote...

I thought it was artfully done.

In the modern art sort of way.

Are those paintings of your future?

[xkg]

lol rizla why are you spamming this topic with all those useless isues
i dont give a .... about your sooo noble sc/ir freedom cause nor i give a ... about pope
and most of us here doesnt i guess
"die rebel scum" (that is from star wars but fits you well)