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[CulturalGeekGirl]

k8ee wrote...

I’ve thought about this whole dynasty thing actually, and I figure that Cerberus would be cloning/creating Shepard babies. Because come on, savior of the galaxy, right? A male Shepard would probably have kids, but a female Shepard might adopt? I guess I feel like that because the men (in the game...) are all idiots.

So, I actually played ME2 before ME1, long story. Since I had already done the Garrus romance in ME2, when I played ME1 it felt wrong when Kaiden started coming on to me. And I had actually thought I had told him I wasn’t interested... but then when I started to get cozy with Liara she was telling me I was involved with someone already. So I killed Kaiden off at Virmire.... but then I figured that was probably not the right decisions, so I reloaded and let him live. Wish I hadn’t though because now I have to look at his asinine face on my desk when I replay ME2.

As for the conflict between Kaiden and Garrus, I am looking forward to a mass sh!t storm. I would love to break up a macho display between the two of them, especially if I get to push them both around a bit. Garrus likes it rough, obviously.

A lot of video games are just soap operas with guns/swords/whatever your instrument of death is... so a little drama is fine with me. Can’t wait to tell Kaiden he was just a casual screw hahahaha. I'm terrible.

I feel bad for Kaidan now, a little. I mean, for him, falling for someone was this big emotional investment, this huge step out of his normal pattern, and then she dies. Dies saving him, in a way - she made him get in that pod, and went to help Joker. His pain after that must have been... uninmaginable. Then he gets what nobody ever gets after that, a second chance, and he totally blows it. I'm sure he's rewriting that wishy-washy email in his head every day, at this point.

Sadly, it just wasn't enough. It all depends on how Garrus wants to play it, at this point. I'm open to the idea that what Garrus and I had was just a casual fling between best friends, but I'd rather die again than break his heart.

I guess I love them both equally at this point, but Garrus has earned my loyalty.

Damnit, why can't we just form a polyamorous triad and be done with it? And why is that my solution to everything?

[LadyJaneGrey]

k8ee wrote...

So I killed Kaiden off at Virmire.... but then I figured that was probably not the right decisions, so I reloaded and let him live. Wish I hadn’t though because now I have to look at his asinine face on my desk when I replay ME2.

I'm impressed you reloaded.  If Bioware's taught us anything it's that unwanted feelings from an NPC are grounds for death.

Modifié par LadyJaneGrey, 05 avril 2011 - 06:31 .

[jbblue05]

Good thing Ash used a contraceptive.

Because my Shepard is a jerk and believes kids are a crutch and if Shepard did have kids I will always be away on "important business"  similar to Spacer Shep's father *cough* TIM *cough*.

[Dean_the_Young]

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

Damnit, why can't we just form a polyamorous triad and be done with it? And why is that my solution to everything?

Because you're a nice, kind-hearted, somewhat perverted girl? :innocent:

[gorrillasnake]

I think having.. Multiple relationships is taboo in some cultures......idk depends where your from...

Modifié par gorrillasnake, 05 avril 2011 - 06:47 .

[k8ee]

LadyJaneGrey wrote...

k8ee wrote...

So I
killed Kaiden off at Virmire.... but then I figured that was probably
not the right decisions, so I reloaded and let him live. Wish I hadn’t
though because now I have to look at his asinine face on my desk when I
replay ME2.

I'm impressed you reloaded.  If Bioware's taught us anything it's that unwanted feelings from an NPC are grounds for death.

Reloading wasn't an easy decision. I really wanted Kaiden to not visit me before the suicide mission (although in the end I caved because I wanted to see the uhhh... cut scenes) I think in my next play through I will put him with the bomb so I can get some closure.

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

I feel bad for Kaidan now, a
little. I mean, for him, falling for someone was this big emotional
investment, this huge step out of his normal pattern, and then she dies.
Dies saving him, in a way - she made him get in that pod, and went to
help Joker. His pain after that must have been... uninmaginable. Then he
gets what nobody ever gets after that, a second chance, and he totally
blows it. I'm sure he's rewriting that wishy-washy email in his head
every day, at this point.

Sadly, it just wasn't enough. It all
depends on how Garrus wants to play it, at this point. I'm open to the
idea that what Garrus and I had was just a casual fling between best
friends, but I'd rather die again than break his heart.

I guess I love them both equally at this point, but Garrus has earned my loyalty.

Damnit, why can't we just form a polyamorous triad and be done with it? And why is that my solution to everything?

Ok,
I did feel a little bad for him, but call me a traitor is where I draw
the line. Besides, his broken heart is Bioware's fault for not giving me
the option to tell him I was looking for a little stress relief. Now
that I think about it, I'm starting to wonder if that's why I'm all
turned around, having played the games out of order.

And that reminds me - The polymorous triad.

Why couldn't I have Garrus and Thane up before the ME2 suicide mission? Come on, two hours is plenty of time... and besides, if we're all going to die anyways in a suicide mission, why not have them both up at the same time? Who cares about a little hallucination/chafing/hives/scales stuck in my teeth?  I'm sure Mordin would have a cream for all that... and a tooth pick. But a nice tooth pick. Made out of prothean ruins.

[AdmiralCheez]

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

[snip]

Damnit, why can't we just form a polyamorous triad and be done with it? And why is that my solution to everything?

Hey, it's okay; that's my ideal solution as well.  But having them both in bed at the same time would be a bad idea; can you imagine the bickering?

Anyway, really well-thought-out post, as usual.

[zhongda]

No kids for my Sheps, and here's why:

My MaleShep is gay for Garrus, just like me [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/w00t.png[/smilie]

Aaaaand then I was going to make some horrible rough sex allegations about my FemShep and Garrus resulting in infertility and then thought better of it.  Nevertheless, I'll leave this here just to be a nuisance.

Regardless, kids, just...no.  While I'm not particularly fond of them IRL, I'm especially displeased when they show up in my gaming.  Really.  Just...don't.  If they force them, my Shep will just pull a Turian Councillor and deny their existence.

"Ah yes, 'offspring.'  We have dismissed that claim."

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

Damnit, why can't we just form a polyamorous triad and be done with it? And why is that my solution to everything?

Guh, no kidding.

Modifié par zhongda, 05 avril 2011 - 10:11 .

[jeweledleah]

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

k8ee wrote...

I’ve thought about this whole dynasty thing actually, and I figure that Cerberus would be cloning/creating Shepard babies. Because come on, savior of the galaxy, right? A male Shepard would probably have kids, but a female Shepard might adopt? I guess I feel like that because the men (in the game...) are all idiots.

So, I actually played ME2 before ME1, long story. Since I had already done the Garrus romance in ME2, when I played ME1 it felt wrong when Kaiden started coming on to me. And I had actually thought I had told him I wasn’t interested... but then when I started to get cozy with Liara she was telling me I was involved with someone already. So I killed Kaiden off at Virmire.... but then I figured that was probably not the right decisions, so I reloaded and let him live. Wish I hadn’t though because now I have to look at his asinine face on my desk when I replay ME2.

As for the conflict between Kaiden and Garrus, I am looking forward to a mass sh!t storm. I would love to break up a macho display between the two of them, especially if I get to push them both around a bit. Garrus likes it rough, obviously.

A lot of video games are just soap operas with guns/swords/whatever your instrument of death is... so a little drama is fine with me. Can’t wait to tell Kaiden he was just a casual screw hahahaha. I'm terrible.

I feel bad for Kaidan now, a little. I mean, for him, falling for someone was this big emotional investment, this huge step out of his normal pattern, and then she dies. Dies saving him, in a way - she made him get in that pod, and went to help Joker. His pain after that must have been... uninmaginable. Then he gets what nobody ever gets after that, a second chance, and he totally blows it. I'm sure he's rewriting that wishy-washy email in his head every day, at this point.

Sadly, it just wasn't enough. It all depends on how Garrus wants to play it, at this point. I'm open to the idea that what Garrus and I had was just a casual fling between best friends, but I'd rather die again than break his heart.

I guess I love them both equally at this point, but Garrus has earned my loyalty.

Damnit, why can't we just form a polyamorous triad and be done with it? And why is that my solution to everything?

because Kaidan is monogamous :/  and I'm afraid its you who's going to have to make a choice, becasue I can see both of them stepping away, rather then duking it out.  especialy if the shepard in question starts skirting the issue again.

sometimes poly triads work.  sometimes they are the best solution.  but they only work if everyone in question is open to poly relationships. 

personaly, I'm monogamous.  and I think in case of one of my Shepards who moved on?  I'm starting to lean towards her moving on permanently, she just needs to see Kaidan again, to clear her mind and heart completely, to stop wondering about what ifs.

and pregnancy?  I have a feeling that military gets mandatory contraception, injections or something of the sort.  becasue I don't think anyone expects military personel to remain chaste, but they do expect them not get pregnant on a job (or get someone else pregnant)

[Therefore_I_Am]

Since taurians are big on the whole honor spiel, wouldn't it make sense for Garrus to dual it out in some sort of arena?

A fight to the death for the female!

Modifié par Therefore_I_Am, 05 avril 2011 - 09:47 .

[gorrillasnake]

haha new photoshop job

[zhongda]

mrsph wrote...



I have no idea where I originally found this

LMFAO

[Twilight_Princess]

mrsph wrote...



I have no idea where I originally found this

Hey my picture! thanks for posting it again, I forgot all about it.

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 05 avril 2011 - 10:20 .

[Jamesnew2]

michaelrsa wrote...

This is Mass Effect, not an episode of Jerry Springer.

LOL!

[k8ee]

mrsph wrote...



I have no idea where I originally found this

LMFAO was I not JUST humming in my head the kirk/spock dueling music after reading the previous post... ONLY to see this amazing picture.

YOU MADE MY LIFE.

If I don't see this in me3 I'm burning something down.

[gorrillasnake]

maybe it will happen

[Labrev]

cgrimm54 wrote...

Hah Yes Reapers wrote...

I shudder to think of the offspring resulting from Shepard and Jack. Those kids would be insane. Super-biotic plus the ultimate soldier. O.O

Because psychological makeup is genetic?  LOL

I mean, insanely strong.

[Doozie80]

Am i the only one thinking of Metal Gear after reading this thread?

Big Shepard

Solid Shepard, Liquid Shepard and Solidus Shepard.

And Garrus will play the role of Ocelot...

Modifié par Doozie80, 05 avril 2011 - 11:54 .

[gorrillasnake]

TIM should be ocelot

[Doozie80]

gorrillasnake wrote...

TIM should be ocelot

No, TIM would be Major Zero. ITS PERFECT.

[gorrillasnake]

jacob is sigint.....
ashley is meryl
katsumi is mei ling
anderson is cambell
thane is the ninja
miranda is naomi
Metal gear!!

[Jonatron2010]

jeweledleah wrote...

and pregnancy?  I have a feeling that military gets mandatory contraception, injections or something of the sort.  becasue I don't think anyone expects military personel to remain chaste, but they do expect them not get pregnant on a job (or get someone else pregnant)

Well, Kasumi did say there was someone pregnant, but Cerberus vessels tend to have different rules.

Therefore_I_Am wrote...

Since taurians are big on the whole honor spiel, wouldn't it make sense for Garrus to dual it out in some sort of arena?

A fight to the death for the female!

You never know with Garrus. He's "not a very good turian" as far as their honour, culture and hierarchy goes. He might just snipe him. Wouldn't be the first time...  >_>

Modifié par Jonatron2010, 06 avril 2011 - 01:08 .

[gorrillasnake]

yeah garrus..is more human then turian...but he's very loyal to shepard..