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My most hilarious battle


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In Primeval Thaig my mage Hawke blithely opened the door, as he tends to do, because he likes surprises. Immediately an Ogre ambushed him from the side and charged at him. Hawke was thrown aside. The Ogre rammed into the opposite wall and its horns got stuck in it. While the Ogre was struggling to pull its horns out, my party ganged at it and roasted its backside. The Ogre never even got the chance to turn and face us.

But that's not all. After the battle was over, Varric took a stroll across the room and got his foot caught into every single one of the six traps that were hidden there. You know, the ones that look like they might bite your foot off. It was painful to watch him, but for some reason, I was laughing.

So yes, the forces of evil totally failed today. I imagined that Ogre preparing for the fresh meat to wander into its room, carefully arranging all those traps. And at the end, not only none of them triggered during the battle, but we didn't even get to face the Ogre's awesome front.

Another one I remember, my mage Hawke used slowing spell on melee attackers, and one of them jumped high into the air in slow motion, and then Hawke took an opportunity to use a freezing spell on him. I got a statute of a warrior hanging suspended in the air. I even stopped the fight to admire my handiwork. Reminded me of that statue of Sandal's.

So I just thought I'd share it. Did you guys have any amusing fights, too?

Modifié par laecraft, 05 avril 2011 - 12:44 .


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His horns get stuck in the wall? Now i finally understand that scene.
I have nothing to match your floating ice statue, but last time during the final battle, due to some glitch i was able to punch Meredith during her little speech (the one were normally everyone is stunned). Still talking while being repeatedly stabbed in the back? At least she is very dedicated.

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I was battling bandits on the long stair way in the docks district, I blew one back with some attack or other and he ended up being blasted under the stairs. (Something that happens a fair bit in mass effect). I had this red circle inside the stairs and all my group were running around 'battle ready'. I think I had to leave the area and then come back to finish him off.

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I had an experience like that with traps in one of the warehouses. It was one of those long battles, with templars running around everywhere and my party rushing back and forth ... and then at the end of it, someone detected a trap in the middle of the battlefield.

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I was fighting some thugs, right next to the qunari compound and I was a rogue as I did the flip move that rogues do I fell through the floor. I ended up underground and after walking underground I somehow teleported into the qunari compound.

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laecraft wrote...

In Primeval Thaig my mage Hawke blithely opened the door, as he tends to do, because he likes surprises. Immediately an Ogre ambushed him from the side and charged at him. Hawke was thrown aside. The Ogre rammed into the opposite wall and its horns got stuck in it. While the Ogre was struggling to pull its horns out, my party ganged at it and roasted its backside. The Ogre never even got the chance to turn and face us.


Haha that happened to me too. At first I couldn't figure out what was going on, it was just too unexpected and too hilarious. It did make the 1000+ experience points I received feel a little out of proportion though.
The only other thing so far that I found truly amusing was one of the violent dialogue options with that hunger demon/profane thing.  Can't recall what Hawke said but he punches it in the face hahaha.

Modifié par mr_afk, 05 avril 2011 - 03:11 .


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Late in act 3 at night in lowtown I think theres one of those gangs,they could have figured out to go round the opposite way but no they decided to all use the narrow stairwell.Anyway up they come to paralysis glyph one by one to get mauled.I just remember there being a load of them its was like they queuing up.

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Haha sound like great fun, was this in the deep roads?
Sometimes when I pause the game to select an area of affect, eg. with a spell or something I sometimes catch fenris or isabela doing ballet in mid air, very funny XD

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I could imagine this. Sounds funny.

My funniest battle (or should I say kill?) was where I was about to cast a spell at some grunt and he was the last enemy of a wave and Merril sent a rock fist at him and he just got hit flying back to his death. Then my mage casts his ice spell when the guy is dead. I seriously don't know why but I laughed.

If we're going for battle then my funniest was killing the dalish when they attack. The blonde hair elf just got crushed in stone by Merril and then I used the crushing prison, ice spells and fire spells on him and he never had a chance to attack. The other elves were dead also by the fire storm and were spread out on the hill nearby. It looked funny because their legs were in the ground. This game seriously needs rag doll physics on dead bodies and not for just when you get knocked down.

Finally, my funniest kill of all: The Crazy Lone Mage on Sundermount. I used crushing prison on him and used all of my attack spells and then attacked him with my stave. There was no animation to display his death, he just appeared dead on the ground afterwards. When this happens - I call it rape. It's only happened a few times in DA2 but used to happen a lot in DA:O. I remember when using mighty blow on someone at the same time when a party member attacks them - they don't even have a chance to die, they just appear dead on the ground as though you crushed them. I call this rape.

Oh and then there was when the Qunari attack and I used the force magic to pull them into one place, hit them about with force magic and then just unleashed a fire storm on all of them. They had no chance.

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 05 avril 2011 - 04:00 .