"Well color me astounded"
"Nug humpper"
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Posté 05 avril 2011 - 07:48
Kalthorine
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Isabela at the Blooming Rose: "Apostate prostitutes? Apostitutes!!!"
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Posté 05 avril 2011 - 08:06
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Arishok, in typical deadpan voice: "I have a growing lack of disgust for you"
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Posté 05 avril 2011 - 08:07
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Fenris: "Yes, I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed onto my chest would make things better."
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Posté 05 avril 2011 - 08:08
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Kalthorine wrote...
Isabela at the Blooming Rose: "Apostate prostitutes? Apostitutes!!!"
This made me laugh like a crazy person the first time I heard it.
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Posté 05 avril 2011 - 09:51
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I am huge fangirl for Snarky Hawke. He/she is just so damn inappropriate and it makes me laugh. Seriously, I have never seen anyone quite as hilariously thoughtless and tactless as Snarky Hawke. Best lines in the game for sure.
"Well, if they're not dead, watch out for a bunch of boneless woman flopping through the streets."
"You can't shoot your family at a charging bandit and stop him dead between the eyes."
"Ooooh, cloak-and-dagger phrases! How about 'the queasy crow flies at midnight'?"
"How about 'the smart-mouthed Fereldan gets slapped across the face'?"
"If I held a grudge against everyone who attacked me in a dream, I'd have no friends."
"I'll apologize to them later. I might even pretend to be sorry."
"At least it can't get worse. Today, anyway. It's pretty late."
But the prize for best line in the entire game goes to Drunk Alistair:
"Stupid Grey Wardens and their stupid rituals. Why does anyone take the Joining anyway, what are the Wardens good for? Just a stupid club, that's what it is. Everyone hanging around talking about their taint."
"Well, if they're not dead, watch out for a bunch of boneless woman flopping through the streets."
"You can't shoot your family at a charging bandit and stop him dead between the eyes."
"Ooooh, cloak-and-dagger phrases! How about 'the queasy crow flies at midnight'?"
"How about 'the smart-mouthed Fereldan gets slapped across the face'?"
"If I held a grudge against everyone who attacked me in a dream, I'd have no friends."
"I'll apologize to them later. I might even pretend to be sorry."
"At least it can't get worse. Today, anyway. It's pretty late."
But the prize for best line in the entire game goes to Drunk Alistair:
"Stupid Grey Wardens and their stupid rituals. Why does anyone take the Joining anyway, what are the Wardens good for? Just a stupid club, that's what it is. Everyone hanging around talking about their taint."
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Posté 06 avril 2011 - 03:28
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Torpor after you kill "Justice":
"What human wanted to merge with a prig like that?"
"What human wanted to merge with a prig like that?"
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Posté 06 avril 2011 - 03:35
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that's ... hilariousSundance31us wrote...
Torpor after you kill "Justice":
"What human wanted to merge with a prig like that?"
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Posté 06 avril 2011 - 03:53
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leggywillow wrote...
But the prize for best line in the entire game goes to Drunk Alistair:
"Stupid Grey Wardens and their stupid rituals. Why does anyone take the Joining anyway, what are the Wardens good for? Just a stupid club, that's what it is. Everyone hanging around talking about their taint."
Oh, Alistair.
I do still love you.
