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Exile Isan wrote...

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My personal favorites are the hundreds of mods that do nothing but make Isabela white.


Honestly, I find this more offensive than what they have done to Varric (the Varric thing is more annoying than offensive, IMHO).

And this Varric mod makes at least two conversations in the game make no sense. Varric and Isabela where she's all hot for his chest hair and the conversation with Fenris about Varric's lack of a beard.



I find the Varric one more to be more of a ridiculous-angry mod, while the Isabela white (blond hair blue eyes exacerbates this to me) change is more revolting-angry.


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What is this I don't even

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WHY.

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He doesn't look like Varric any more. :(

(I totally gave Isabela pants, though.)

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Sjofn wrote...

He doesn't look like Varric any more. :(

(I totally gave Isabela pants, though.)


I gave Isabela pants because it made taking them away that much more entertaining :D

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I've thought about giving Isabela pants, mainly because I agreed with what the modder said: we get is, she's a saucy pirate wench who likes to have sex. But my only gripe with Isabela is that it's SO overdone. Seriously, all she talks about is how much sex she's had or would like to have. Giving her pants seemed like something Bioware really should've done in the first place just so the sex thing wasn't sooo overdone.

But yeah, making her white? Really facepalm worthy. I could buy the argument that Isabela is white, she's just tanned - as far as I remember, she's certainly white in the original game. But I like to think of her as, I don't know, more Latina or something now. Just because that's really the only racial diversity we see, with the possible exception of Fenris.

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Masako52 wrote...

I've thought about giving Isabela pants, mainly because I agreed with what the modder said: we get is, she's a saucy pirate wench who likes to have sex. But my only gripe with Isabela is that it's SO overdone. Seriously, all she talks about is how much sex she's had or would like to have. Giving her pants seemed like something Bioware really should've done in the first place just so the sex thing wasn't sooo overdone.

But yeah, making her white? Really facepalm worthy. I could buy the argument that Isabela is white, she's just tanned - as far as I remember, she's certainly white in the original game. But I like to think of her as, I don't know, more Latina or something now. Just because that's really the only racial diversity we see, with the possible exception of Fenris.


I went into the game completely uninterested in Isabela. Oh boy, a saucy pirate wench with borderline gag boobs and no pants, I wonder if they've bothered to give her a personality at all. By the end of act two she'd become one of my favorite companions. There's a lot more to her as a character than her cleavage, on the one hand, and on the other hand I don't feel like the writing judges or shames her for liking sex and having a lot of it. One of my  primary disappointments with the game is that there's no option to bro-hug her after the conversation she has with Hawke before the final battle.

And no, in DA:O Isabela is oddly lit so that it's hard to tell, but if you look at her morph in the toolset, she's got medium brown skin. She's always been Rivaini and Rivaini people have always been dark-complected.

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That Varric looks horrible. Ugh. I haven't seen the White!Isabela model and for that I'm grateful. I can't imagine her being white.

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Nuh-uh, that's just so wrong on Varric.

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WHAT.

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Inzhuna wrote...

WHAT.


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That's the way Varric should have looked!

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Filament wrote...

That's the way Varric should have looked!


*unfriends Filament*

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D: But I was just kidding! But his mustache is so suave!

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Filament wrote...

D: But I was just kidding! But his mustache is so suave!


The beard is almost made forgivable by the shirt. Because it's hard to fault someone for robbing a bank when Hitler's standing right there.

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ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Filament wrote...

D: But I was just kidding! But his mustache is so suave!


The beard is almost made forgivable by the shirt. Because it's hard to fault someone for robbing a bank when Hitler's standing right there.

Did...this thread just get Godwinned?

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I think he rocks the beard. I don't prefer it, but I think it'll take more than a little extra hair on his face to make Varric look anything less than the paragon of manliness and hotitude that he is.

The shirt however is pure blasphemy.

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Masako52 wrote...

I've thought about giving Isabela pants, mainly because I agreed with what the modder said: we get is, she's a saucy pirate wench who likes to have sex. But my only gripe with Isabela is that it's SO overdone. Seriously, all she talks about is how much sex she's had or would like to have. Giving her pants seemed like something Bioware really should've done in the first place just so the sex thing wasn't sooo overdone.

But yeah, making her white? Really facepalm worthy. I could buy the argument that Isabela is white, she's just tanned - as far as I remember, she's certainly white in the original game. But I like to think of her as, I don't know, more Latina or something now. Just because that's really the only racial diversity we see, with the possible exception of Fenris.


There are people like Isabella out there though. :P

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Giving Varric a shirt is just stupid, whereas the white Isabela mods actually make me queasy. I've messed around with companion morphs myself (made Oghren less violently ginger, for example) but Issy is gorgeous the colour she is.

I do give her pants, though. I love her personality and her up-front sexuality, but the panty shots tip over into gratuitous fanservice for me. I know she's a saucy pirate wench, but I think the corset gets that across without her flashing her knickers at the entire population of the Free Marches.

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Bad as this is, it's still not as bad as "Blood Maiden" Isabela.

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If your dad does't has a beard, than you have two moms!
I like Varric bearded.
Though I think he could have a more shmexy orleasianish beard.

Modifié par DamnThoseDisplayNames, 06 avril 2011 - 01:45 .


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I like the beard.
I didn't noticed the covered chest hair the first time, just assumed it was there.

I think this is winter Varric, who rocks the beard and undershirt to keep himself warm.
As much as I love the chest hair, sometimes it's not enough to keep the cold away.

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TheBlackBaron wrote...

Look, covering up the chest hair is sacrilege and all...but disco pornstache Varric is kind of epic.

It's a very mixed bag.


I don't think the human mind is well enough equipped to process epic pornstache and epic chest hair simultaneously. This is an M rated game. We can't have people losing control of themselves and stripping down in the streets every time Varric struts by.

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What the Hell? We need to call for an exalted march. To Hell with the mage and Templar conflict, this is more important. What kind of sick individual would hide the legendary chest hair of Varric?!?

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Wait, there's an isabella pants mod?

Pleaseplease link