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[Howcouldyoudothistome]

Nothing.  It ****ing sucked.  It's the most rushed piece of trash I've ever played.

**** you Bioware, I'd just been picking the splinters out of my ass from your big wooden **** called Oblivion. 

Mass Effect 1 was great, Mass Effect 2 was great, you carried on the same type of game there, why did you **** up Dragon Age?  

Did you let some stoner into the room tripping balls and goes, 'Hey, hey.. listen.. hey.. check it .. listen to this man.. let's make the whole game.. happpen in like.. one city.. so like.. people can feel familiar with Kirkwall, and like.. the dungeons too, so when they see the giant spider phase in out of nowhere, they're like.. hey, there's that time and space bending giant spider again.. woah.'

Eat a dick, Bioware.  Also, thanks for making a bunch of DLC that would've perhaps curtailed some of your ****storm and the fact that it was available on release day.  Derp, herp derp, derp.  Dollars and cents, ****, that's all you care about anymore.

[Howcouldyoudothistome]

Oh and also, **** you for making me unable to change anyone's armor. Oh I'm sorry, Isabella, did this +12 chain mail conceal your enormous ******? MY BAD, I'LL JUST LET IT SIT IN THE DIRT.

[Embargoed]

inb4trololololololol

[thatbwoyblu]

Sad just Sad I have never seen such pathetic old man babys

[BeardedNinja]

emotional much?
gosh

[Howcouldyoudothistome]

I'm no trolling. I cried manly tears when I played DA2. I bought this garbage, and I wouldn't try to pass this **** off as an iphone game would groundbreaking graphics. WHAT the **** did we do to them, for them sit in an office with their quad-frappe mint baby-skin lattes and squat to take a big **** on us for? Dragon Age 1 - Amazing, Dragon Age 2 - HAHA GOTCHA SUCKERS. This shouldn't even have ever been NAMED Dragon Age. If that's how naming conventions work, I want you to drive an F1 car in a game called 'Faster Than Life' then drive a Honda Accord as far as you can throw a ****ing rock and call it 'Faster Than Life 2.'

**** **** **** **** **** **** ****! I only got 500 achievement points from this **** and I cannot stand to even look at it, I knew this game was **** when I played it for 3 hours and realized I'd never leave the mother ****ing city of Kirkwall or the god damn impoverished Dalish park outside.

I swear to god I wish I could just slap the nuts of the people responsible for this. I wish they had kids so I could give them laxative in Dove candybar wrappers so I could do to them what they did to my 27 year old manboy heart.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[BeardedNinja]

not trolling? please I've seen better trolls on the first page kid

[Howcouldyoudothistome]

BeardedNinja

So you're saying it was a good game and no one 'got it?'

thatbwoyblu

You're a **** who obviously didn't play the first one.

[Howcouldyoudothistome]

Also, David Gaiter, I want to slap your nuts until they're purple.

There's nothing gay about touching a man's balls if it's to hurt him! Didn't you see Casino Royale? HM?!

[Helena Tylena]

Yeah... Obvious troll is obvious.

[Howcouldyoudothistome]

Helena Tylena

Why is everyone saying I'm a troll? I'm PASSIONATE. And this game betrayed us all, not just me!