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[kreite]

I'm bored and curious, what can ya do?

[Paragon Gabriel]

EDIT: No, they would just shake hands first

Modifié par Gabriel the First, 06 avril 2011 - 02:53 .

[Russalka]

Sex, probably.

[DrunkenMagicianNL]

Hawke would start jumping around and my warden would kill him.

[Cutlass Jack]

Jack Cousland and Flynn Hawke would get along famously. It would be nothing but world crossing swashbuckling midadventures with Leliana and Isabela. And the connecting character, Warden Bethany, sighing that neither one seem to be taking things more seriously.

[Cobrawar]

The warden would kill hawke and burn hes body then pee on it.

[DraCZeQQ]

Warden: Yo Hawke I heard you met Leliana, is he still hot? Is she seeing someone? Did you bone her? *Warden unsheeting daggers*

[delikanli]

i would have sex with her 24 hours 7 days to death

[Sacred_Fantasy]

"My" Hawke?

I know I have my Warden only. DA 2 imaginary BioWare Hawke is just NPC to me. So nothing going to happen.

[Zkyire]

kreite wrote...

I'm bored and curious, what can ya do?

They'd likely both say exactly what you just said.

Then proceed to make out.

[Darker_than_black]

My Warden (Morpheus) would manipulate Aliena Hawke to further his own agenda (and probably sleep with her too) and when she is no longer of use he will give her to the Architect for experiment tests. Muhahaha!

Unless Hawke sees through him and blasts him into oblivion, after having Fenris rip out his heart of course. My Hawke is awsome after all (and sexy).

[rubydog1]

The Warden would stare at Hawke.

He might also think "So, this is the guy that shagged Anders? I'm better looking than this guy. Why did Anders never hit on me?"

[Cutlass Jack]

rubydog1 wrote...

The Warden would stare at Hawke.

He might also think "So, this is the guy that shagged Anders? I'm better looking than this guy. Why did Anders never hit on me?"

And after you gave him a kitten too. *sniffle*

[Dark83]

My Warden would try to get Hawke's approval up to increase his stats, while looting his house.

[1000questions]

Well Here is a small interaction I thought


Warden : So , there you are the person who is suppose to be more famous in Thedas than me , Ofcourse more so for the wrong  reasons^_^
 
Hawke :  Yeah I am the new ultra uber cool RPG avatar of DA franchise very much unlike you, a boring repeated fantasy character... typical kill the big evil save the world types <_< 
Warden : Better  than to be a mercenary running around doing errand jobs for every tom,dick and harry in slaver's city. 

Hawke : You look pathetic in your ancient graphics, no matter what you say I am the future.<_<

Warden : Yeah my graphics are not the latest kind built on latest technology but I am rock solid in customization and user interface for many things. In your case you are just stubborn almost non-customizable boring interface character inspite of new graphics and all   

Hawke : You cant understand innovation, streamlining is the way to move forward and I have "Button Awesome" with me. You cant beat that<_< 

Warden : Since when did dumbing down , riping off features from a game looked as innovation ?  rushing through game development and repeating maps and everything is not the way to move forward but doing a lousy job  

Hawke : YOU DONT KNOW ME  ! I AM NEW FAVOURITE of EA/Bioware in DA series. :X

Warden : Well , you dont know me , I AM THE FAVOURITE of fans/rpg gamers and players of DA franchise.  

Hawke : Shut up ! You are history now !
Warden : Sorry but I am still selling in stores , seeing at your sales, discounts it seems you will become history before me  

Hawke : I am bigger character than you. I kill end less waves of enemies and I have BUTTON AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warden : Ok ok, calm down ! I get it ..... I get it .... you are tedious,boring and repeatative ... repeated maps proved that point, dont have to shout with new example to prove that  

Hawke : You know I have new skills and my level cap is higher than you. I am awesome.
Warden :  Yeah I know you have got new flashy skill map but it lacks depth and is shallow. Sorry no brownies again  

Hawke : I hit 1 Million Sales mark and my sales are still going strong.
Warden : Yeah , I know how much my name was used to make those sales, marketing spin offs and such. You know one of the bioware employee literally said that if he had to work more to spin off things to sale you he will start bleeding... I felt sad for the guy.... Oh by the way did I tell you that in order to sell me they didnt had to gift another game FREE  

Hawke : Enough said , I am going to kill you now 
** Hawke draws his sword and charges with mighty blow and synthe**

Warden : Fine, its time for the fool to die 
** Warden defends with shield, then switches shield with another sword** 

Hawke : How did you do it ? This is not allowed 
Warden : Didnt I told you something about customization and more deep skill set  

** Warden attacks with precision,dual striking. First cripples hawke ,then flashes a dual sweep, then blows with riposte,goes into furry of attacks, using momentum , whirlwinds and finally goes for the kill with Punisher attack **

Hawke : aaaahhhhhh, what was that....

Warden : I am a GREY WARDEN, I battled and killed Archdemon, you think you can stand a chanceB) 

Anyways, keep on swinging both ways  like sometimes isabela, sometimes anders and being a mercenary... I need to go now, my fans are waiting for me for yet another play through 

Modifié par 1000questions, 06 avril 2011 - 03:38 .

[Thetri]

My Warden: I wish to invoke the right of conscription on Mike Hawke(yes laugh, i didn't notice it sounded dirty when i named him that).

[smooshmonster]

<- Dalish Warden will blame Hawke for unmentionable spoiler things and kill her in a duel.

[Zkyire]

Thetri wrote...

My Warden: I wish to invoke the right of conscription on Mike Hawke(yes laugh, i didn't notice it sounded dirty when i named him that).

Forgot about that.

The instant Hawke attempts a snarky retort to something the Warden says it's just:

Warden: ..Rite of Conscription.
Hawke: ...ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

And that's the end of that.

[Forst1999]

Diplomatic warrior Hawke and diplomatic Aeducan: They would have a nice chat about politics. And beards.
Sarcastic rogue Hawke and Brosca: He's dead, but she would propably steal his beard.
Angry mage Hawke and quirky city Elf: Would get along well. Propably sex. Isabela involved.
Templar supporting Hawke and Queen of Ferelden: She would kick his ass for being a bastard, but then they would form an alliance.

[Mlaar]

guessing Hawke would grab 3 party members and attempt to put him back in his grave since my warden sacrificed his life

[Atardecer]

Hawke would attempt to initiate a homosexual liason through obscure dialogue options upon the unsuspecting Warden, at which point said Warden would cut off his balls and mail them to EA.

Modifié par Atardecer, 06 avril 2011 - 04:00 .

[rubydog1]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

rubydog1 wrote...

The Warden would stare at Hawke.

He might also think "So, this is the guy that shagged Anders? I'm better looking than this guy. Why did Anders never hit on me?"

And after you gave him a kitten too. *sniffle*

"And he liked that kitty, too! Carried it around in his backpack like he was Paris Hilton, for Andraste's sake! And I own a castle. A CASTLE. This Hawke guy probably only owns a townhouse. And I hear he lives with his mother..."

[rayvioletta]

I have about 30 different Wardens and about 3 different Hawkes (who actually finished DA2 anyway) so it would depend on which one met which

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Dance off. Obviously.