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[Dark83]

I hadn't played since Yellow in high school, but I has pokeymans on my phone (on an emulator) right now. I liek my mudkip. He pwns the first gym.

[sleepyowlet]

You know, OP, you've just given me an idea for a fanfic. I think I'll write this. Maybe I'll be able to return to normal after this is out...

[Paraxial]

"Hey"

[Lotion Soronarr]

What would happen if my Warden met my Hawke?

Something Hawksome! A bottun would be pressed.

[pzychogoat]

My warden and Hawke would team up and kill the fable protagonist for ruining console rpgs forever

[Scnew]

If it was my female Hawke and female Warden they'd probably get it on because I made them both hardcore lesbians.

[Eternal Phoenix]

The templar warrior Hawke I created? He would bow before the grave of my first Origins character who was a warrior and templar and probably find some way to bring him back to life so they can clense the world of all evil and spread their religion everywhere.

The mage Hawke? He would be happy to meet his relative who is a human mage and the Warden commander but I think he would be pretty angry when he learns that he is a blood mage but may come to accept that the mage warden commander only used blood magic because it had been unlocked through a mess about with the desire demon in the fade but the game never got saved and thus this never happened and the blood mage abilities were still there, on a serious note, he only used blood magic because he believed it was needed against the archdemon and I'm sure my spirit healing, offensive spell casting templar supporter mage Hawke would have nothing against that. In a fight? I'm not sure who would win out of these two, the chaos they both can unleash is great and if they had a fight, it would probably result in the end of Thedas and perhaps the end of the universe. The fight would be so epic that my screen would explode, setting my house on fire and then setting the entire street on fire until my whole country is on fire. The fire would then engulf the world somehow and all would be dead due to the fictional fight of two fictional characters.

End of the story. Game over. Life over. Dead.

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 06 avril 2011 - 09:30 .

[sphinxess]

My Hawke learned how to always be on top from Isabella - the rest is all smut.

[MingWolf]

Hawke would invite my Warden over to his mansion for tea.

[silentassassin264]

My Hawke would try to flirt with my warden seeing as she has an elf Fetish. My Warden would frown, and walk away seeing as humans like my Hawke are pretty much why she has a distaste for humanity. My Hawke would then shrug and go back to Merrill conveniently leaving out the detail that she is not the most faithful lover.

[Broken Promise]

Warden: Hey, how's life?
Hawke: Not too bad, I guess... Got plenty of cash and stuff. Oh, and the estate with three rooms.
Warden: Oh? Good for you.
Warden: How's family?
Hawke: Uhm... none left. But I'm kind of respectable man now, you know, rose to power and all that.
Warden: Yeah...
Hawke: Yeah...

*silence*

Hawke: Oh yeah, dating one gorgeous woman... what was her name again... ah yeah, Isabela.
Warden: Ex-ship-captain Isabela? Oh, I know her - pretty sure we foursomed her with a group of my companions couple of years ago.
Hawke: You did what?!
Warden: Oh, cmon. Accept it Hawke, all you get in life is leftovers. Not everyone is fit to be a hero, some are only capable of fighting street punks and dating chicks with "Use By Date" long expired, that's nothing to be ashamed of. Cheer up.
Hawke: What are you talking about?, I'm local hero! I saved damned Kirkwall!
Warden: Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Now if you'll excuse me I have real adventures to attend to, unlike SOMEONE.

The end.

[ReallyRue]

Knowing that my favourite Warden got together with Zevran, and my favourite Hawke got together with Isabela, I think they'd probably just all have sex.

[MrTijger]

Broken Promise wrote...

Warden: Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Now if you'll excuse me I have real adventures to attend to, unlike SOMEONE.

The end.

Dying miserably in the Deep Roads while still in your prime does not constitute a real adventure

My Warden and my Hawke? Partytime!

Modifié par MrTijger, 06 avril 2011 - 10:19 .

[nightlordv]

My warden would question why all the quanari suddenly have horns. then he would proceed to beat down Hawke and steal his Hugh Hefner pj's

[Chuvvy]

Fem Hawke? Sex.
Male Hawke? Probably a beer.

[astrallite]

They'd be on each other like bunnies.

[Nozybidaj]

Well, I don't have a Hawke (no DA2), but assuming I did, my Warden would probably just walk right on by. He doesn't stop to talk to every stranger he passes on the street.

[Lord Gremlin]

They're cousins and they're both mages. Blood mages. Probably some sacrifices. To celebrate...

[Serpieri Nei]

1000questions wrote...

Well Here is a small interaction I thought


Warden : So , there you are the person who is suppose to be more famous in Thedas than me , Ofcourse more so for the wrong  reasons^_^
 
Hawke :  Yeah I am the new ultra uber cool RPG avatar of DA franchise very much unlike you, a boring repeated fantasy character... typical kill the big evil save the world types <_< 
Warden : Better  than to be a mercenary running around doing errand jobs for every tom,dick and harry in slaver's city. 

Hawke : You look pathetic in your ancient graphics, no matter what you say I am the future.<_<

Warden : Yeah my graphics are not the latest kind built on latest technology but I am rock solid in customization and user interface for many things. In your case you are just stubborn almost non-customizable boring interface character inspite of new graphics and all   

Hawke : You cant understand innovation, streamlining is the way to move forward and I have "Button Awesome" with me. You cant beat that<_< 

Warden : Since when did dumbing down , riping off features from a game looked as innovation ?  rushing through game development and repeating maps and everything is not the way to move forward but doing a lousy job  

Hawke : YOU DONT KNOW ME  ! I AM NEW FAVOURITE of EA/Bioware in DA series. :X

Warden : Well , you dont know me , I AM THE FAVOURITE of fans/rpg gamers and players of DA franchise.  

Hawke : Shut up ! You are history now !
Warden : Sorry but I am still selling in stores , seeing at your sales, discounts it seems you will become history before me  

Hawke : I am bigger character than you. I kill end less waves of enemies and I have BUTTON AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warden : Ok ok, calm down ! I get it ..... I get it .... you are tedious,boring and repeatative ... repeated maps proved that point, dont have to shout with new example to prove that  

Hawke : You know I have new skills and my level cap is higher than you. I am awesome.
Warden :  Yeah I know you have got new flashy skill map but it lacks depth and is shallow. Sorry no brownies again  

Hawke : I hit 1 Million Sales mark and my sales are still going strong.
Warden : Yeah , I know how much my name was used to make those sales, marketing spin offs and such. You know one of the bioware employee literally said that if he had to work more to spin off things to sale you he will start bleeding... I felt sad for the guy.... Oh by the way did I tell you that in order to sell me they didnt had to gift another game FREE  

Hawke : Enough said , I am going to kill you now 
** Hawke draws his sword and charges with mighty blow and synthe**

Warden : Fine, its time for the fool to die 
** Warden defends with shield, then switches shield with another sword** 

Hawke : How did you do it ? This is not allowed 
Warden : Didnt I told you something about customization and more deep skill set  

** Warden attacks with precision,dual striking. First cripples hawke ,then flashes a dual sweep, then blows with riposte,goes into furry of attacks, using momentum , whirlwinds and finally goes for the kill with Punisher attack **

Hawke : aaaahhhhhh, what was that....

Warden : I am a GREY WARDEN, I battled and killed Archdemon, you think you can stand a chanceB) 

Anyways, keep on swinging both ways  like sometimes isabela, sometimes anders and being a mercenary... I need to go now, my fans are waiting for me for yet another play through 

Well written

[Blze001]

If my mage Warden and mage Hawke met: Family reunion! Complete with fireballs and singed Templars!

City Elf Warden and Rogue Hawke: Considering Ashlie and Leliana have only one bedroll for both of them... and that Aria and Isabela hardly leave the captains quarters... sex. Lots of it.

[Finked]

I imagine if my Lady Hawke mage met up with my male Cousland Warden there would be much snarking, a brofist, and then they would skip off together hand in hand to beat up some templars with Fenris, Morrigan, and the OGB in tow.
I can dream, right?

[Nerdage]

* Hawke regains consciousness in a dark cell. Struggling against the restraints binding him to the wooden rack, he hears an unfamiliar voice from across the room *

Warden: "So... How did Sandal capture you?"


What do you know? My first Sandal joke.. Don't think I'll try another.
I honestly can't imagine a conversation between the two, it's like trying to have a conversation with myself, probably just the way I play.

[The Spirit of Dance]

rap battle.


but seriously it depends on which of my 15 wardens and which of my 4 hawkes met. i can see several scenarios from them being best friends, teaming up, having sex, killing each other and at least 5 of my wardens would end up robbing hawke.

[xSTONEYx187x]

 I haven't got a Warden 

Just a Hawke, forever alone. 

Modifié par xSTONEYx187x, 06 avril 2011 - 11:38 .

[The Narrator]

my Warden would ask what the **** was wrong with hawk and why he only had three different emotions, and then would hand him over to the chantry.