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What would happen if your warden met your hawke?


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LUCYM0N0

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They'd think they were twins separated at birth, because they both look very similar and both are rogue/assassins.

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17thknight

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He'd punch that **** in the teeth for tolerating so many blood mages.

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AAHook2

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Hm, I'm not so original. Sex. I figure I can give my Lady Hawke someone who is actually worth the time to romance. And the fact that she'd finally have bagged a Dwarf, as that option is not available to you in Dragon Age 2.
Andraste's knickers, Varric, make your move already!
You know that's a really underrated disappointment in Dragon Age 2, the lack of Dwarf love. Hawke can sign up for all of the gay and lesbian sex you could want with a bunch of unstable psychopaths, but Varric gets no tussle for his muscle. What's the deal? I say it's racism!

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kenelis

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Given that my warden is supposed to be dead, my Hawke would probably kill my warden's maggot-infested zombie arse...

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Kyela684

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LUCYM0N0 wrote...

They'd think they were twins separated at birth, because they both look very similar and both are rogue/assassins.


Actually, twins usually have nothing in common other than looks.

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Kyela684

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kenelis wrote...

Given that my warden is supposed to be dead, my Hawke would probably kill my warden's maggot-infested zombie arse...


Ha! That's a very good point, the matyr ending, I totally didn't remember that.

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GGRush wrote...

Russalka wrote...

Sex, probably.


I don't know.
Radon Amell and Garrett Hawke are technically...cousins?


Which is a good thing when it comes to the nobility.

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Taragon2

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An gossip about sex-prowess of their royal husbands, with lots of evil giggles.

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Merced652

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My warden probably wouldn't even acknowledge Hawke's existence and damn sure not his supposed importance.

#135
TheGriffonsShallRiseAgain

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Kyela684 wrote...

TheGriffonsShallRiseAgain wrote...

Firion Mahariel: Hawke...
Wagner Hawke: Mahariel...

Mahariel: You killed my clan, and shagged my sister...
Hawke: You outshine me every second of every day with your custamization and indepth rpg elements and non rushed story...

Hawke: Mahariel, your last year's model...
Mahariel: I shagged Isabela...

Hawke: i have button awesome!!!
Mahariel: My enemies arent made of meat confetti, and I have have 3 unique ways of killing any enemy. I have slain dragons, demons, ghost dragons, demonic dragons, brood mothers, and I had a Qunari best friend.
Hawke: I still killed your clan and shagged your sister...
Mahariel; I can dual wield 2 long swords, and I can use any weapon I want. Including a certain Mage staff even though im a rogue. (The staff is called Malice by the way look it up its an end game reward in origins thats just plain awesome.)
Hawke: You win this round Mahariel... you win this one.


If you're talking about Merril, she isn't actually the Warden's sister. She was... imported, I guess you could say, from a different clan because the Warden's clan needed a first and no child in the clan fit the bill.

I know, but the Dalish often refer to their own race depedning on gender as brother or sister usually Lethaline. Im just assuming since thats the way she acts in DA2 like a worried sister.

#136
TheGriffonsShallRiseAgain

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A revised version of mine would dictate that they do not meet. Simply because my Warden would heartwood bow they ****e out of my Hawke before ever seeing him. Upon the arrows wood would be scratched the words, "Pwned by the DarkWolf!"

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Well my Warden would kill Hawke because he sounds like the guy who raped her cousin. Brings up bad memories.

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Surana would tease Hawke about sex and then largely ignore her in favor of gossiping with Isabela.

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AAHook2 wrote...

Hm, I'm not so original. Sex. I figure I can give my Lady Hawke someone who is actually worth the time to romance. And the fact that she'd finally have bagged a Dwarf, as that option is not available to you in Dragon Age 2.
Andraste's knickers, Varric, make your move already!
You know that's a really underrated disappointment in Dragon Age 2, the lack of Dwarf love. Hawke can sign up for all of the gay and lesbian sex you could want with a bunch of unstable psychopaths, but Varric gets no tussle for his muscle. What's the deal? I say it's racism!


I salute you!


Back to my warden.. which one? I don't get too attached to individual playthroughs. I suppose my lost first warden who was a self entitled noble rogue would get along with the sarcastic hawke rogue.

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panamakira

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They would totally hit on each other.

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Tirigon

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panamakira wrote...

Hate the sin, love the sinner


Isn´t it the other way round, usually?

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Horus Blackheart

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My warden would bi*ch slap the shallow smug git for plunging the world in to war! and also because hawk looked at my warden funny :P

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Tywyll Cousland *sees default fem hawke* "Damnit why didnt I see you sooner, well Morrigan will do I guess".

I think Default fem Hawke is one of the best character models, she also dosent dissaprove if I am not kicking puppies.
Also its practical, a cousland Who is sorta linked to highever so he has some power if he married the viscount then that would be good, 2 powers. Though I dont know how it would work given they are in different countries. Still more power is always good.

Though meeting up is unlikelybeing trapped in a mirror world makes meeting others difficult.

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HERPADERPi

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Violate her overly muscular corpse

#145
AlienZombies

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They'd compare their respective elf love-slaves.

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Warheadz

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Is it just me or are Wardens winning?

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I hope they would get along. (Barahir Cousland and Baldor Hawke.)

Both my Warden and Hawke is male. However, as if these games weren't deep enough already, wouldn't it be cool if they met sometime and you would have the option to choose and play one of them, and, if the other one was of the other sex, romance and even have a child? That would be one badass kid.

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Russalka wrote...

Sex, probably.


Very likely. Actually, it's inevitable.

Ciera Hawke: So, you're the Hero of Ferelden who stopped the fifth blight?

Dana Cousland: And you're the Champion of Kirkwall who stirred a mess between the Templars and Mages?

Ciera Hawle: What? Those looney toons were already at their throats when I got involved.

Dana Cousland: But I also hear you helped your friend blow up the Chantry?

Ciera Hawke: Inadvertantly may I add. I didn't know what he was up to.

Dana Cousland: I see...

CIera Hawle: Yeah...

*awkward pause*

Both at the same time: Let's make out.

:mellow:

Modifié par Zjarcal, 07 avril 2011 - 08:37 .


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Depends on which Hawke...

Hawke: I heard you did sister nightingale? ;D
Warden: >.> <.< yeah....
Hawke: *Fist bump*

Warden: So your with Merrill?
Hawke2: Yeah you were friends right?
Warden: If you could call it that... *blush*
Hawke2: O.O

Modifié par Lenimph, 07 avril 2011 - 08:37 .


#150
Chaos Lord Malek

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3some - Warden, Hawke and Isabela!