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[Beerfish]

I learned being the owner of a mine is not that it is cracked up to be.
I learned to suspiciously eye any giant statues I encounter in the future.
I learned that if I think "That guy is an insane mean spirited jerk." after traveling with him for 5 minutes then it only gets worse.
I learned that the bigger the loud mouth is the easier they are to kill.
I learned that copper marigolds are not a good thing to use as an ice breaker but that 3 goats and a sheaf of wheat is.

Modifié par Beerfish, 06 avril 2011 - 08:46 .

[The Angry One]

raymonddhj wrote...

5. Dual wielding long swords is too cool for DA2

For YOUR DA2 maybe. :3

[Huntress]

I learned that dual wield warrior were hunted down by mages and Templars until they were extint.

[coliobeware]

I learned that Qunari do like to party at times
I learned to give boats in bottles to pirate women
I learned to fire ball anything that attacks me
I learned to never let Aveline be on a dating game
I learned to not make faces at dragons or the Arishok

[Darth Obvious]

What did I learn? That Bioware has completely lost it, and that I wasted my money.

ME2 was bad enough, but DA2 is so bad that it sets a new low.

[Beerfish]

Darth Obvious wrote...

What did I learn? That Bioware has completely lost it, and that I wasted my money.

ME2 was bad enough, but DA2 is so bad that it sets a new low.

Sucks to be you!

[Tripedius]

That it is profitable to cut corners and you can bribe people if you get caught.

In game though:
1. Murder is the best answer to most problems
2. bodies either decay very fast or there are very discrete and fast coroners in Thedas
3. a lot of people are bold and wear wigs
4. baldness seems to coincide with having a red circle under your feet
5. Urchin never age

[raymonddhj]

I miss dual wielding long swords. I have the console version so there is no mod hope for me.

[Darth Obvious]

Beerfish wrote...

Darth Obvious wrote...

What did I learn? That Bioware has completely lost it, and that I wasted my money.

ME2 was bad enough, but DA2 is so bad that it sets a new low.

Sucks to be you!

Yeah, having actual standards is a real drag. 

[ReallyRue]

I learned that you don't go to Kirkwall if you don't want to be possessed.

That there are a lot of lady templars.

That it sucks to be you, when you are poor old Hawke.

That Chantries are highly flammable.

[Suron]

Personally I learned that Hawke is just a glorified Janitor.  Everything happens around him and he's just their to clean it up.  He's almost as useless to DA2's story as Shepard was in ME2.  Just kinda there.

[Mxcl]

I learned that prolonged exposure to Lyrium makes Profane.
That sloth demons are very very poor gift givers.

[Herr Uhl]

That bodies can keep fresh for 6 years.

[Ealos]

More about the Qunari civilisation.
Existence of pre-historic dwarves.
The existence of the Seeker order.
History of Kirkwall.
A (very small) titbit on international politics with the Orlesian court problems.
Vague details on Seheron's population.
New crafting resourses.
Mages are undetectable, especially when using magic in broad daylight in front of Templars.
Being the owner of a mine is not what it is cracked up to be.
Turning down ownership of a mine leads to becoming the owner of a mine (which is not what it is cracked up to be).
Never to overdose on lyrium.
Never body-share with anyone, even a good friend.
Family is very important in the Dragon Age univer - oh wait, no it's not.
Hawke, well, not exactly the most influential character in the world of Dragon Age.
Both the Warden and the Champion get lost easily.

[Amagoi]

I learned that when a character shows up with a new voice, he's going to end up blowing up a Chantry. Better nip it in the bud next time.

[Herr Uhl]

Amagoi wrote...

I learned that when a character shows up with a new voice, he's going to end up blowing up a Chantry. Better nip it in the bud next time.

Isabela and Merril blew up an amazingly small amount of chantries.

[Deified Data]

The Angry One wrote...

What did I learn?
Never trust a mage. They're all out to get you.

Hah, this, pretty much. This game definitely challenged my innate sympathy for mages. Not all of them deserve their freedom...

[Ealos]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Amagoi wrote...

I learned that when a character shows up with a new voice, he's going to end up blowing up a Chantry. Better nip it in the bud next time.

Isabela and Merril blew up an amazingly small amount of chantries.

Though in fairness, Merril can annihilate a Dalish clan and Isabella can provoke the invasion of a city, is that an equivalent level of "uh oh"?

[nijnij]

I learned that living on an all-pasta diet for a week is overrated, and that some games might be best enjoyed with a sporadic approach.

I learned that I had a fear of white lilies.

I learned that sudden endings work best in Monty Python's Flying Circus.

I learned that horns or no horns, the Qunari are still the coolest thing on Thedas.

I learned that Isabela's homebase wasn't a ship.

I learned that Carver wasn't so much a derp as a douche.

I learned that although they resort to plastic surgery, even cameoing characters from Origins won't change their haircut after seven years.

I learned that people in Kirkwall aren't as promiscuous as in Ferelden.

I learned that Fenris too could explode.

I learned that in spite of having had us punch a woman in the face à la Wicker Man after having murdered her child in Dragon Age Origins, Bioware still had plans to make us collect urine samples for Anders in Dragon Age 2.

I learned that you can blow up a building with urine.

I learned that mages train their pecs and biceps in their free time.

I learned that you can tell a pretty good story with a bad beginning.

I learned that Elves can hate a mask that decorates your home yet have fifteen samples of the same mask in their own home.

I learned that male Hawke's VA should make an effort not to sound like creeper Vaughan when he's supposed to tell Merrill sweet things.

I learned that devs of both genders must have balls of steel to put up with spoiled fans like us.

Modifié par nijnij, 06 avril 2011 - 11:07 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

That no matter how deep underground Bhelen is, no one can flee his wrath.

[Herr Sovereign]

That everyone in the world of Thedas is crazy. Take that for what you will.

[Chuvvy]

One in three mages is a bloodmage or an abomination or both.