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Out of the woman in this game Isabella is the only one worth trying to romance


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ReallyRue wrote...

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Sex with her and you. That's the love part.


I always thought that was very considerate of her. Image IPB


Even more considerate is that she drops the whole notion if you have issue with it.

"Well fine, but there better be sex later to make up for it."

And everyone knows make up sex is the best anyway.

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Danjaru wrote...

Well... If you want Dragon aids then go with Isabela. She hits on everything with a pulse, even after she tells your character she loves him/her, then you find Zevran, she actually tells him to have sex with her..

She belongs in the Blooming Rose and not as the champions romance imo.


Just tell her you aren't ok with that. Problem solved Image IPB

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Zevran's like a living sex toy. Asking him to participate is probably considered a gift in Thedas.

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Sericenthe wrote...

Your female choices are a ****ty pirate and a naive blood mage. Not much of a choice really.


See that's where the game fails. I wanted a ****ty mage and a bloody pirate.

Then again the guy choices are whiny mage, whiny elf and chantry boy. Aren't labels fun?

:wizard:

Disclaimer: So far I've romanced (and enjoyed) Isabela, Merrill and Fenris.

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mousestalker wrote...

Then again the guy choices are whiny mage, whiny elf and chantry boy. Aren't labels fun?


I wear my 'Whiny Pirate' label with pride. Image IPB

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mousestalker wrote...

Sericenthe wrote...

Your female choices are a ****ty pirate and a naive blood mage. Not much of a choice really.


See that's where the game fails. I wanted a ****ty mage and a bloody pirate.

Then again the guy choices are whiny mage, whiny elf and chantry boy. Aren't labels fun?

:wizard:

Disclaimer: So far I've romanced (and enjoyed) Isabela, Merrill and Fenris.


If I live to be 100, I'll never understand the gaming community's "whiner" attitude.  It doesn't matter what utter horrors a character has been through, if they voice any dissatisfaction they're a whiner.  "So my best friend turned into a blood demon then raped and killed my wife and kids, then ate happiness from the world?  Well that kind of sucks."  "GOD I'm so sick of these crybabies!"

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I didn't really care for either of them. At least in my first game. Merril was a well meaning but insanely naive dangerously overconfident and destructive blood mage. Isabella was a traitorous coward who left the entire city to burn to save herself.

But then my opinion on Zevran varied greatly throughout each playthrough back in the first game so I'm aiming for a better result the second time around.

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TobiTobsen wrote...

Danjaru wrote...

Well... If you want Dragon aids then go with Isabela. She hits on everything with a pulse, even after she tells your character she loves him/her, then you find Zevran, she actually tells him to have sex with her..

She belongs in the Blooming Rose and not as the champions romance imo.


Just tell her you aren't ok with that. Problem solved Image IPB


Where her response is "Okay! But there better be sex later!"

Instead of something more sensible like "I was just kidding"..

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Danjaru wrote...

Well... If you want Dragon aids then go with Isabela. She hits on everything with a pulse, even after she tells your character she loves him/her, then you find Zevran, she actually tells him to have sex with her...

Sex with her and you. That's the love part.


When I first saw that scene, I was a little shocked. Then I thought about it, and realized that to Isabela, sex is like having a snack. If you love somebody, you share your snacks... but if your girlfriend isn't hungry, you can go ahead and eat it all yourself. And if she wants you to save your appetite for her snacks later, you should do that too.

Then I started imagining a fanfic hook between femHawke and Isabela about baking cupcakes... and then I ate a cupcake. True story.

Modifié par hoorayforicecream, 06 avril 2011 - 09:32 .


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AngryJoe's review explains this the best:

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Danjaru wrote...

TobiTobsen wrote...

Danjaru wrote...

Well... If you want Dragon aids then go with Isabela. She hits on everything with a pulse, even after she tells your character she loves him/her, then you find Zevran, she actually tells him to have sex with her..

She belongs in the Blooming Rose and not as the champions romance imo.

Just tell her you aren't ok with that. Problem solved Image IPB

Where her response is "Okay! But there better be sex later!"

Instead of something more sensible like "I was just kidding"..

Isabela knows healthy relationships are built on compromise.

And apparently cupcakes.

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Maria Caliban wrote...
Isabela knows healthy relationships are built on compromise. 

And apparently cupcakes.


What can I say? My femHawke is great at baking.

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hoorayforicecream wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Isabela knows healthy relationships are built on compromise. 

And apparently cupcakes.


What can I say? My femHawke is great at baking.


I'm not sure if this is a euphemism or not, so I'm just going to assume it is.

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why do you always have to choose between the two? why dont they make a dragon age game where, at the end, you can have both and they'l just compensate for that?

hell, if CHARLIE SHEEN can do it, then our digital selves should be able to! that is what we call "WINNING"

oh and ps! DA3 better have tiger's blood and goddesses too XD

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Danjaru wrote...

TobiTobsen wrote...

Danjaru wrote...

Well... If you want Dragon aids then go with Isabela. She hits on everything with a pulse, even after she tells your character she loves him/her, then you find Zevran, she actually tells him to have sex with her..

She belongs in the Blooming Rose and not as the champions romance imo.


Just tell her you aren't ok with that. Problem solved Image IPB


Where her response is "Okay! But there better be sex later!"

Instead of something more sensible like "I was just kidding"..


Nobody would believe she was kidding.  But eh, lots of people are into "open relationships."  It's not inherently a bad thing, but it is something that's discussed and agreed upon.  Which Isabela doesn't do.  I can only presume she just figures Hawke realizes she's such a skank that it was a given with her.

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Jedi Master of Orion wrote...

I didn't really care for either of them. At least in my first game. Merril was a well meaning but insanely naive dangerously overconfident and destructive blood mage. Isabella was a traitorous coward who left the entire city to burn to save herself.

But then my opinion on Zevran varied greatly throughout each playthrough back in the first game so I'm aiming for a better result the second time around.


My knees started to wobble when I read your Merrill description - Im going to try her romance right now...

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The Angry One wrote...

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Isabela knows healthy relationships are built on compromise. 

And apparently cupcakes.


What can I say? My femHawke is great at baking.


I'm not sure if this is a euphemism or not, so I'm just going to assume it is.


My cupcakes are delicious. :lol:

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sphinxess wrote...

Jedi Master of Orion wrote...

I didn't really care for either of them. At least in my first game. Merril was a well meaning but insanely naive dangerously overconfident and destructive blood mage. Isabella was a traitorous coward who left the entire city to burn to save herself.

But then my opinion on Zevran varied greatly throughout each playthrough back in the first game so I'm aiming for a better result the second time around.


My knees started to wobble when I read your Merrill description - Im going to try her romance right now...


Well more power to you then I suppose. I guess potentially destructive was more accurate in what I should have said,  but to each their own.

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hoorayforicecream wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Isabela knows healthy relationships are built on compromise. 

And apparently cupcakes.


What can I say? My femHawke is great at baking.


I'm not sure if this is a euphemism or not, so I'm just going to assume it is.


My cupcakes are delicious. :lol:


I've heard women say this before.  It's never true.  :(

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hoorayforicecream wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Isabela knows healthy relationships are built on compromise. 

And apparently cupcakes.


What can I say? My femHawke is great at baking.


I'm not sure if this is a euphemism or not, so I'm just going to assume it is.


My cupcakes are delicious. :lol:


bring them over, i'd love to try them! (we talking femcupcakes, right?)Image IPB

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mikx82 wrote...

why do you always have to choose between the two? why dont they make a dragon age game where, at the end, you can have both and they'l just compensate for that?

hell, if CHARLIE SHEEN can do it, then our digital selves should be able to! that is what we call "WINNING"

oh and ps! DA3 better have tiger's blood and goddesses too XD


Yeah... but Charlie Sheen is on a Drug that's called CHARLIE SHEEN. And you can't get it. So we're doomed to play our heros with just one LI.

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As if any role playing truly gives you awesome choices.

Origins

Nicer Girl who seems to prefer chicks over guys or the one that will sleep with you if you just talk to enough in camp.

Mass Effect 1

The Human Hate Monger or the Alien Awkward chick who will probably dissect your body after you die.

Mass Effect 2

La Femme Namadeintestube, Overaged highpowered murderer who may someday kill you in your sleep or lastly the good girl alien cause fans cried they couldn't sleep with her when she was like 17.

You expected any better solutions in Dragon Age 2?

The Pirate who will sleep with anyone for a good meal and was lying to you constantly. Just go to Anders after for any cleanse needs. The token elf of the 2 females who is also nice like Izzy just lies less. Just with Merrill instead of STD's you got the whole blood magic thing.

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Rifneno wrote...

hoorayforicecream wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

hoorayforicecream wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Isabela knows healthy relationships are built on compromise. 

And apparently cupcakes.


What can I say? My femHawke is great at baking.


I'm not sure if this is a euphemism or not, so I'm just going to assume it is.


My cupcakes are delicious. :lol:


I've heard women say this before.  It's never true.  :(


Well, I like my cupcakes :?. I've never had complaints about my cupcakes before. But if you prefer a manly chef's crepes instead, that's up to you. I wouldn't suggest trying dingdongs though, they aren't good at all.:sick:

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Torax wrote...

La Femme Namadeintestube, Overaged highpowered murderer who may someday kill you in your sleep or lastly the good girl alien cause fans cried they couldn't sleep with her when she was like 17.


Yes, but at least you didn't get Mr. Teh Prize. :sick:

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Torax wrote...

Mass Effect 2

La Femme Namadeintestube, Overaged highpowered murderer who may someday kill you in your sleep or lastly the good girl alien cause fans cried they couldn't sleep with her when she was like 17.


You forgot the girl that has sex with Varren and gives you the scale itch! Image IPB