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Out of the woman in this game Isabella is the only one worth trying to romance


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The Angry One wrote...

Torax wrote...

La Femme Namadeintestube, Overaged highpowered murderer who may someday kill you in your sleep or lastly the good girl alien cause fans cried they couldn't sleep with her when she was like 17.


Yes, but at least you didn't get Mr. Teh Prize. :sick:


Usually the guy choices are weaker. I mean Origins it was Zevran or Alistair. Just with that option hopefully wynne could cure those STD's from Zev.

For ME1 it's just 1 guy or said dissecting Alien chick.

For ME2 umm 2 aliens or that guy who looks like Kanye that I'm not able to kill easily.

DA2 has 2 broodies. The Human and the Elf. Just get to pick which kind of rage out you wants. They got it in loads.

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Torax wrote...

As if any role playing truly gives you awesome choices.

Origins

Nicer Girl who seems to prefer chicks over guys or the one that will sleep with you if you just talk to enough in camp.

Mass Effect 1

The Human Hate Monger or the Alien Awkward chick who will probably dissect your body after you die.

Mass Effect 2

La Femme Namadeintestube, Overaged highpowered murderer who may someday kill you in your sleep or lastly the good girl alien cause fans cried they couldn't sleep with her when she was like 17.

You expected any better solutions in Dragon Age 2?

The Pirate who will sleep with anyone for a good meal and was lying to you constantly. Just go to Anders after for any cleanse needs. The token elf of the 2 females who is also nice like Izzy just lies less. Just with Merrill instead of STD's you got the whole blood magic thing.


depending on where you live in the United States or what country you come from 17 is perfectly legal

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hoorayforicecream wrote...

Well, I like my cupcakes :?.


<insert Garrus "flexability" joke here>


've never had complaints about my cupcakes before. But if you prefer a manly chef's crepes instead, that's up to you. I wouldn't suggest trying dingdongs though, they aren't good at all.:sick:


I hear enough alcohol makes anything work, but I'm sure not willing to put it to the test.

Torax wrote...

Usually the guy choices are weaker. I mean Origins it was Zevran or Alistair. Just with that option hopefully wynne could cure those STD's from Zev.

For ME1 it's just 1 guy or said dissecting Alien chick.

For ME2 umm 2 aliens or that guy who looks like Kanye that I'm not able to kill easily.

DA2 has 2 broodies. The Human and the Elf. Just get to pick which kind of rage out you wants. They got it in loads.


If you want to see bad guy choices, go all the way back to Baldur's Gate 2.  The only choice was Anomen.  Only one.  And he was the worst thing since the black plague.

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Why does everyone assume Merrill doesn't have any STDs because she's young and innocent? It only takes one time and few were talking about STDs and Zevran in DA1. Such a double standard for poor Isabella. lol. But, I have to agree with this post. The romance prospects are better with the men in this game for us women gamers.

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Chiricahua wrote...

Why does everyone assume Merrill doesn't have any STDs because she's young and innocent? It only takes one time and few were talking about STDs and Zevran in DA1. Such a double standard for poor Isabella. lol. But, I have to agree with this post. The romance prospects are better with the men in this game for us women gamers.


You prefer broody men that are likely to kill you in a fit of rage at some point? I mean just imagine if you got mad at them for leaving the toilet seat up one night and then they go all angry and blue. The next thing you know you're in the hospital. Just say'n Merrill & Isabela are the better options.

Modifié par Torax, 07 avril 2011 - 12:09 .


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With a choice of a Terrorist or a 'Magic Fister' I'm not sure the women have it any better or worse...

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Torax wrote...

You prefer broody men that are likely to kill you in a fit of rage at some point? I mean just imagine if you got mad at them for leaving the toilet seat up one night and then they go all angry and blue. The next thing you know you're in the hospital. Just say'n Merrill & Isabela are the better options.


I'd just want snacks from them. Snacks made by a passionate chef are extremely delicious. I wouldn't ask them to be my personal chef forever or anything though, but sometimes you just have a sweet tooth. :innocent:

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Chiricahua wrote...

Why does everyone assume Merrill doesn't have any STDs because she's young and innocent?

1. It's very likely she's a virgin.
2. If she did get an STI, the Keeper is an excellent healer.

Chiricahua wrote...

The romance prospects are better with the men in this game for us women gamers.

Oh? I found the romance prospects excellent.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 07 avril 2011 - 12:17 .


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Cutlass Jack wrote...

With a choice of a Terrorist or a 'Magic Fister' I'm not sure the women have it any better or worse...


As long as he keeps that magic fist below the belt

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Maria Caliban wrote...
1. It's very likely she's a virgin.


"She's likely a virgin?"  Are you serious?  This is someone who thought a mugging was a welcoming ceremony.  It's a relatively safe bet that at least 7 guys have stuck the sword in the stone by telling her it's a treatment for athlete's foot.

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The rivalry romance with Merrill turned out to be much better for me than her friendship romance.

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Rifneno wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
1. It's very likely she's a virgin.


"She's likely a virgin?"  Are you serious?  This is someone who thought a mugging was a welcoming ceremony.  It's a relatively safe bet that at least 7 guys have stuck the sword in the stone by telling her it's a treatment for athlete's foot.


Keepers are secluded. Merrill didn't even know her own Clan that personally enough as it appeared. Varric & Isabela would have slaughtered any one in the Alienage that would have tried. They are all in Lowtown and knowing Varric, I bet he visited every door there to warn them.

I think some like to look at the characters in a darker way. For example how many that want to truly believe Fenris was abused sexually by Danarius though Fenris claims to hawke that he never had sex at least not since the Lyrium was put on his skin. Some just want to picture it a certain way I think.

Modifié par Torax, 07 avril 2011 - 12:29 .


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Torax wrote...

Rifneno wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
1. It's very likely she's a virgin.


"She's likely a virgin?"  Are you serious?  This is someone who thought a mugging was a welcoming ceremony.  It's a relatively safe bet that at least 7 guys have stuck the sword in the stone by telling her it's a treatment for athlete's foot.


Keepers are secluded. Merrill didn't even know her own Clan that personally enough as it appeared. Varric & Isabela would have slaughtered any one in the Alienage that would have tried. They are all in Lowtown and knowing Varric, I bet he visited every door there to warn them.


While I'm sure Varric is keeping an eye out for her, he's not Superman.  He's over in Ferelden, it seems.

I think some like to look at the characters in a darker way. For example how many that want to truly believe Fenris was abused sexually by Danarius though Fenris claims to hawke that he never had sex at least not since the Lyrium was put on his skin. Some just want to picture it a certain way I think.


Look, I'm not saying Fenris was or wasn't abused.  All I'm saying is "Danarius" is an anagram for "Anus Raid."  You can check yourself if you don't believe me.  That's all I'm saying.

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Varric was never in Fereldon. He was interogated in the Amell Estate in Kirkwall.

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Isabela was very shallow before I did her romance, I certainly never thought I'd end up loving her. However from the moment I met Merrill she grated on me, and I /love/ Tali, so Izzy was the only romance I wanted to engage in. She reveals alot of depth after your romance her and she emerged as one of my fav chars in DAII.

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Why do people say Isabela has STDs.  I thought the cut scene where she visited Anders to be treated for an STD happened only if you don't romance her or at least romanced her as a friend.  I never got that cut scene when I romanced Isabela as a friend on my mage Hawke.  Guess that means my Hawke was good enough in the sack to cause her to not sleep around as much to get that particular STD.  Image IPB

If anything, I found romancing Isabella does giver her some additional depth as a character.  She really does mellow out some in Act 3 and becomes best friends with Aveline.  She's also pretty faithful to you other than asking Zevran for sex in Act 3 and even then you can ask her to not do it if you don't want her to, join in for a threesome, or give your consent basically.

I didn't really get much added depth from Merril when romancing her and it's basically why I rate it as last when I compare it to the other 3 romances (well 4 if you count Sebastian which I don't).

Modifié par Urazz, 07 avril 2011 - 12:54 .


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I got it when I romanced her.

That scene played right before I switched over to Fenris.  

Modifié par Ryzaki, 07 avril 2011 - 12:44 .


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Urazz wrote...

Why do people say Isabela has STDs.  I thought the cut scene where she visited Anders to be treated for an STD happened only if you don't romance her or at least romanced her as a friend.  I never got that cut scene when I romanced Isabela as a friend on my mage Hawke.  Guess that means my Hawke was good enough in the sack to cause her to not sleep around as much to get that particular STD.  Image IPB


Nah, the Isabela needs healing scene happens if she isn't in your group when you go see Anders for the first time in Act 2. if she is, it's Seneschal Bran instead.

Modifié par hoorayforicecream, 07 avril 2011 - 12:46 .


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Guess that's what Anders is good for asides from blowing up chantries. Curing your LIs STIs.

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hoorayforicecream wrote...

Nah, the scene happens if she isn't in your group when you go see Anders for the first time in Act 2. if she is, it's Seneschal Bran instead.


Wait... that was Bran? LOL

Wow, I so did not realize.

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hoorayforicecream wrote...

Urazz wrote...

Why do people say Isabela has STDs.  I thought the cut scene where she visited Anders to be treated for an STD happened only if you don't romance her or at least romanced her as a friend.  I never got that cut scene when I romanced Isabela as a friend on my mage Hawke.  Guess that means my Hawke was good enough in the sack to cause her to not sleep around as much to get that particular STD.  Image IPB


Nah, the Isabela needs healing scene happens if she isn't in your group when you go see Anders for the first time in Act 2. if she is, it's Seneschal Bran instead.

Ah, good to know.  So basically it happens before you get into a romance with her (unless you put off seeing Anders for the first time in Act 2 till you sleep with Isabella).

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Urazz wrote...

Ah, good to know.  So basically it happens before you get into a romance with her (unless you put off seeing Anders for the first time in Act 2 till you sleep with Isabella).


It can happen before or after, depending on what it is you do. For me, I went to go pick up and talk to Isabela and Varric, two of my favorite characters, then ran back home to check the mail and Isabela surprised me with sex. 

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IMO neither of the women are worth romancing. Aveline isn't even part of the discussion because, as I'm sure we all know, it's impossible. I'm glad other people enjoy the romances though... but there's really nothing that interests me.

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Next time your Sexing up Isabella, put on Pink Floyd, Coming Back to Life or anything from the Division Bell, you'll have your epic loving!

JJ

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Isabela is dirty. Dont touch her >_<