Norskatt wrote...
Never get your honey where you make your money
Agreed!
So there's this cute girl at work...
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 01:37
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Agreed!
Retour en haut
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 01:38
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Why not? I mean other than obvious reasons.kya169 wrote...
Norskatt wrote...
Never get your honey where you make your money
Agreed!
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 01:39
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Nattfare wrote...
Sounds like a blank ark of paper has a bigger chance than me when it comes to dimensions.
I doubt that is true. You just need some confidence to start.
And with that I depart from this thread. It went from silly to creepy pretty damn fast. 
#29
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 01:40
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Dino, let's just end the topic here. Just talk to the girl. It shouldn't require hours of preparation to say "Hey, how's it going?" No chloroform required. If she talks to you, hurray. If she doesn't, life goes on.
The End.
The End.
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 01:40
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DinoCrisisFan wrote...
Why not? I mean other than obvious reasons.
Because then your money gets all sticky.
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 01:41
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DinoCrisisFan wrote...
But women always go for badasses. Maybe I should try renegade?MajorStranger wrote...
Keep using paragon answer and she'll make the moves.
Giving Al-Jilani another black eye probably won't work in this situation...
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 01:44
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FlintlockJazz wrote...
DinoCrisisFan wrote...
But women always go for badasses. Maybe I should try renegade?MajorStranger wrote...
Keep using paragon answer and she'll make the moves.
Giving Al-Jilani another black eye probably won't work in this situation...
I should be all like:
"hey baby, I killed Rachni queen and didn't save the Council, who's the greatest?"
"Oh you are, Dino"
"Damn I'm good"
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 01:46
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DominusVita wrote...
The keys to the van.
PFT any self respecting kidnapper should know how to hot wire a van Or already have the keys in the ignition..
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 01:46
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Mark the area she works with urine, bite any other males who approach her, offer a fresh kill as a gift and proof of suitability, give a courteous sniff of her hindquarters and then after a few nips on her neck mount her repeatedly. You know the good old romantic way, never fails.
I lol'd.
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 01:52
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Dino, you know I can barely stand you and all that, but you really need to figure this stuff out for yourself. How old are you?
Women don't just like badass guys; that's utter tosh. What they do like is decent guys who aren't dull and won't crap on them (literally or figuratively) at the drop of a hat. Don't be a creepy douchebag and you may be in with a shot. Now, GROW A PAIR and talk to her.
Hmm, I guess my patience and empathy is limited...
Women don't just like badass guys; that's utter tosh. What they do like is decent guys who aren't dull and won't crap on them (literally or figuratively) at the drop of a hat. Don't be a creepy douchebag and you may be in with a shot. Now, GROW A PAIR and talk to her.
Hmm, I guess my patience and empathy is limited...
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 01:53
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DuckSoup wrote...
Dino, you know I can barely stand you and all that, but you really need to figure this stuff out for yourself. How old are you?
Women
don't just like badass guys; that's utter tosh. What they do like is
decent guys who aren't dull and won't crap on them (literally or
figuratively) at the drop of a hat. Don't be a creepy douchebag and you
may be in with a shot. Now, GROW A PAIR and talk to her.
Hmm, I guess my patience and empathy is limited...
You can barely stand me? That makes me depressed...
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 02:27
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GOD, you guys are so mean - clearly Dino just needs the MAGIC formula...
Now, Dino, here are the steps you must follow to find love:
1. unbutton your top 6 shirt buttons
2. with a black pen, draw at least 10 concentric squiggles in your chest area, but don't be too precise - let go with your creative side!
3. use a bacon scented toothpick
4. use at least 10 sprays of Sex Panther cologne
5. whenever she walks past, nod like a dude and just say "...YEAH."
6. finally, make sure she knows your name is Lemarr Jackson Esquire IV.
Seriously though, just talk to her.
Now, Dino, here are the steps you must follow to find love:
1. unbutton your top 6 shirt buttons
2. with a black pen, draw at least 10 concentric squiggles in your chest area, but don't be too precise - let go with your creative side!
3. use a bacon scented toothpick
4. use at least 10 sprays of Sex Panther cologne
5. whenever she walks past, nod like a dude and just say "...YEAH."
6. finally, make sure she knows your name is Lemarr Jackson Esquire IV.
Seriously though, just talk to her.
#39
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 02:29
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AwesomeName wrote...
Seriously though, just talk to her.
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 02:30
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AwesomeName wrote...
GOD, you guys are so mean - clearly Dino just needs the MAGIC formula...
Now, Dino, here are the steps you must follow to find love:
1. unbutton your top 6 shirt buttons
2. with a black pen, draw at least 10 concentric squiggles in your chest area, but don't be too precise - let go with your creative side!
3. use a bacon scented toothpick
4. use at least 10 sprays of Sex Panther cologne
5. whenever she walks past, nod like a dude and just say "...YEAH."
6. finally, make sure she knows your name is Lemarr Jackson Esquire IV.
Seriously though, just talk to her.
Dino, listen to this advice. AwesomeName knows his stuff; it worked on me
#42
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 02:32
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Seriously. Spend a little less time smexing Tali in ME and a little more time in the real world and you'll be set.
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 02:32
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GOD, you guys are so mean - clearly Dino just needs the MAGIC formula...
Now, Dino, here are the steps you must follow to find love:
1. unbutton your top 6 shirt buttons
2. with a black pen, draw at least 10 concentric squiggles in your chest area, but don't be too precise - let go with your creative side!
3. use a bacon scented toothpick
4. use at least 10 sprays of Sex Panther cologne
5. whenever she walks past, nod like a dude and just say "...YEAH."
6. finally, make sure she knows your name is Lemarr Jackson Esquire IV.
Seriously though, just talk to her.
I wasnt mean, but i agree with this^^^
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 02:37
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Dino, I'm just going to say it. Are you some kind of non-troll troll? You're not trying to make us mad.. but is this stuff really happening in your life, or just trying to stir up conversations about dating advice or something? I just... I just don't know what to say anymore man.
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 02:43
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Also before talking to her I would try to find her profile on FaceBook or something and find out what she is into. Thus giving you higher odds of success in conversion, just don't facebook stalk her.
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 02:45
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Captain Cornhole wrote...
just don't facebook stalk her.
You kind of totally just encouraged Facebook stalking.
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DuckSoup wrote...
Dino, listen to this advice. AwesomeName knows his stuff; it worked on me
Yes, yes it did...
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 02:50
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Godak wrote...
Captain Cornhole wrote...
just don't facebook stalk her.
You kind of totally just encouraged Facebook stalking.
I think the general idea, is some of us would like to see him posting on here a few weeks later, as he went to jail for listening to us, actully.
#49
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 02:50
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You have an awesome name.AwesomeName wrote...
DuckSoup wrote...
Dino, listen to this advice. AwesomeName knows his stuff; it worked on me
Yes, yes it did...
#50
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 02:52
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ok dino heres what you do. you diguise yourself in a blonde wig and tell her your name is buffalo bill, you also should mention that you got lotion in the bucket and you'd like to put the lotion on her skin.....
