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#51
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Captain Cornhole wrote...

Also before talking to her I would try to find her profile on FaceBook or something and find out what she is into. Thus giving you higher odds of success in conversion, just don't facebook stalk her.


Are what you suggested and facebook stalking radically different?

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Random and socially awkward works more often than you think. If you really mean it, it usually comes off as funny and adorable. So if she makes you nervous, I say go with it. She might like to know that she can make you sweat.

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Captain Cornhole wrote...

Also before talking to her I would try to find her profile on FaceBook or something and find out what she is into. Thus giving you higher odds of success in conversion, just don't facebook stalk her.

lol we don't even know each other's names.

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Fortlowe wrote...

Random and socially awkward works more often than you think. If you really mean it, it usually comes off as funny and adorable. So if she makes you nervous, I say go with it. She might like to know that she can make you sweat.

Oh, you make me sweat, big boy.

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Blood-Lord Thanatos

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End of the Line, Padawan.

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This topic is hilarious. Never seens something more stupid, sorry to say, folks.

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Seagloom wrote...

DinoCrisisFan wrote...

Women hate nice guys. They always go for the badasses. Maybe I should use renegade?


Not true. It is not that women hate nice guys. It is that women hate *boring* guys. A guy has to have more to offer than politeness and chivalry. No one wants a one dimensional flop, no matter how kindly he is.


No wonder I had only three girlfriends and still single now.

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 Aww, this thread is dead already? Shame :crying:

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Grab her by the penis and just do it!

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I'm surprised it's still alive, actually, lol.

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DuckSoup wrote...

 Aww, this thread is dead already? Shame [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie]




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JRCHOharry wrote...

Grab her by the penis and just do it!


:lol:

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I can't wait until it degenerates into his tales of obsessed stalking like that girl he claimed to talk to on here then called ugly and kept making posts about before changing them to hide that he said anything about her.

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Druss99 wrote...

I can't wait until it degenerates into his tales of obsessed stalking like that girl he claimed to talk to on here then called ugly and kept making posts about before changing them to hide that he said anything about her.


:huh:

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Wouldn't be surprised if there appeared stalker tales here, lol...anyway, I'm just curious to see where all of this will end...will he get or will he NOT get her...take your bets, dear ladies and gentlemen!

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I bet he gets eaten by a dragon!

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1. Invite her to lunch
2. Order a drink for her
3. Spike it when she is not looking
4. wait for her to slip into a coma
5. PROFIT $$$$$

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Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

I'm just curious to see where all of this will end...will he get or will he NOT get her...take your bets, dear ladies and gentlemen!

10 quid says he trips over and falls face first into her chest!

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£10 on he claims to have got the girl but in reality just sniffed her seat in the canteen and stole her fork.

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Druss99 wrote...

£10 on he claims to have got the girl but in reality just sniffed her seat in the canteen and stole her fork.


LMFAO! 

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Best advice see when she's ovulating, then ask her out, she won't care who you are as long as she knows she has a chance at getting some, unless my years of science is thrown off by some variable it should work.

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DuckSoup wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

£10 on he claims to have got the girl but in reality just sniffed her seat in the canteen and stole her fork.


LMFAO! 


Watch and learn OP.

Miss Gemma, would you like to go out for coffee?
(See how I did not act like a total creep?)

#73
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Pretty sure he's just trolling everyone. He makes a thread about girls every 3-4 days.

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Gerrrls!

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C9316 wrote...

DuckSoup wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

£10 on he claims to have got the girl but in reality just sniffed her seat in the canteen and stole her fork.


LMFAO! 


Watch and learn OP.

Miss Gemma, would you like to go out for coffee?
(See how I did not act like a total creep?)


Indeed you didn't. Not this time, anyway ^_^