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So there's this cute girl at work...
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#77
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:01
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Dino,Dino you should always be polite to her or opens doors for her or if need be stand up for her. When you scooped up enough courage go and talk to her. (Always be sure she wants to shag your brains out.)
No really all you need to do is build up your relationship and get to know her personally...then and only then can you make your move. Ask her out be patient. Hint: Don't be a jerk or feel her up. The first kinda sexual contact you should have is a kiss man. BE PATIENT
Hope you get her man.
No really all you need to do is build up your relationship and get to know her personally...then and only then can you make your move. Ask her out be patient. Hint: Don't be a jerk or feel her up. The first kinda sexual contact you should have is a kiss man. BE PATIENT
Hope you get her man.
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:03
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Oh and if and I stress if you manage to get her to agree to go out with you always act like you interested in what she has to say. Nod and say "Yup, Uh-huh" for everything she says.DuckSoup wrote...
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Watch and learn OP.DuckSoup wrote...
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£10 on he claims to have got the girl but in reality just sniffed her seat in the canteen and stole her fork.
LMFAO!
Miss Gemma, would you like to go out for coffee?
(See how I did not act like a total creep?)
Indeed you didn't. Not this time, anyway
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:06
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C9316 wrote...
Oh and if and I stress if you manage to get her to agree to go out with you always act like you interested in what she has to say. Nod and say "Yup, Uh-huh" for everything she says.DuckSoup wrote...
C9316 wrote...
Watch and learn OP.DuckSoup wrote...
Druss99 wrote...
£10 on he claims to have got the girl but in reality just sniffed her seat in the canteen and stole her fork.
LMFAO!
Miss Gemma, would you like to go out for coffee?
(See how I did not act like a total creep?)
Indeed you didn't. Not this time, anyway
Boy, you just get back to selling that crack, okay? <_<
#80
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:07
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Pretty sure he's just trolling everyone. He makes a thread about girls every 3-4 days.
Yep. We know where this is eventually going.
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#81
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:11
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Stalking? I made 1 thread before asking for adviceDruss99 wrote...
I can't wait until it degenerates into his tales of obsessed stalking like that girl he claimed to talk to on here then called ugly and kept making posts about before changing them to hide that he said anything about her.
It's called dating advice, and in fact it's quite common. There's a dating advice thread on page one of off-topic right now. In fact, there are entire message boards dedicated to dating advice: http://www.golivewir...orum-5-s-0.html
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#82
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:12
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DominusVita wrote...
Pretty sure he's just trolling everyone. He makes a thread about girls every 3-4 days.
Yep. We know where this is eventually going.
Yeah man...
#83
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:13
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No I don't. I made 1 thread about 1 girl 1 time.Shirosaki17 wrote...
Pretty sure he's just trolling everyone. He makes a thread about girls every 3-4 days.
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:14
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*sigh* Why don't you just get out into real life and ask her out?
#85
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:19
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Because it's apparently easier to turn on your computer, go onto a message board, and spend considerable time posting about this. My best reccomendation is the one I made previously in the topic:
Talk to her, or don't. Each post you make only eats up more time, and the opportunity to make your move.
Talk to her, or don't. Each post you make only eats up more time, and the opportunity to make your move.
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:19
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Also before talking to her I would try to find her profile on FaceBook or something and find out what she is into. Thus giving you higher odds of success in conversion, just don't facebook stalk her.
Are what you suggested and facebook stalking radically different?
lol, not much I suppose. One being just checking on types of interests so you can have a better conversation with her, not so much obsessing over her page and reading/liking every post and or downloading all her album pictures to your HDD. WHICH I HAVE TOTALLY NEVER DONE BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! *shifty eyes* lol
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:28
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Hey other people spending their free/work time on bioware forums, I need RELATIONSHIP advice. Yes good plan ask a forum geek about relationship advice, and then when she rejects you and your socially akward advances, you will undoubtedly come back to sulk to us, which is really sad seeing how many of us don't care about your petty problems.
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:29
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@Mad-Max90: 'ask a forum geek about relationship advice'...how nice to stereotype us once again, don't you think? *sigh*
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#89
Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:41
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Sacred Feth! Why is this damned thread still going?
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Posté 07 avril 2011 - 09:42
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Mad-Max90 wrote...
Hey other people spending their free/work time on bioware forums, I need RELATIONSHIP advice. Yes good plan ask a forum geek about relationship advice, and then when she rejects you and your socially akward advances, you will undoubtedly come back to sulk to us, which is really sad seeing how many of us don't care about your petty problems.
It is kind of funny that one of my friends mentioned earlier today about how people don't have patience to help other people's problems.
Edit: Actually, more like losing patience. But still.
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Posté 08 avril 2011 - 12:45
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well, you know what you have to do in this situation? not talk to her. thats right. don't go mixing business with pleasure on this one. repeat, do not date women where you work. its a traaap!
#92
Posté 08 avril 2011 - 01:55
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Make a good excuse to be locked in the janitor's closet with her for several hours.
#93
Posté 08 avril 2011 - 02:11
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DinoCrisisFan wrote...
Stalking? I made 1 thread before asking for adviceDruss99 wrote...
I can't wait until it degenerates into his tales of obsessed stalking like that girl he claimed to talk to on here then called ugly and kept making posts about before changing them to hide that he said anything about her.
It's called dating advice, and in fact it's quite common. There's a dating advice thread on page one of off-topic right now. In fact, there are entire message boards dedicated to dating advice: http://www.golivewir...orum-5-s-0.html
Well....given this is a gaming forum, why not go there then with this stuff? If one thing bums/pisses me off on forums is someone using it as there blog for EVERY issue they have. Once in awhile is no big deal, and your not that bad et. But I've been to some forums like nationstates, where they would eat you alive and spit out the pieces and make fun of them for a thread like this.
#94
Posté 08 avril 2011 - 02:26
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Emperor-damn it! Let this thread die already!
#95
Posté 08 avril 2011 - 02:33
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Why did someone say that I did this for like 5 different girls? Someone is either 12, an idiot, or can't count. This is only my SECOND advice thread in my 5+ months being a member here.
#96
Posté 08 avril 2011 - 03:47
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blothulfur wrote...
Mark the area she works with urine, bite any other males who approach her, offer a fresh kill as a gift and proof of suitability, give a courteous sniff of her hindquarters and then after a few nips on her neck mount her repeatedly. You know the good old romantic way, never fails.
Been doing this all along. Maybe that's my problem.
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Posté 08 avril 2011 - 04:10
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Show you are the dominant male as others said.
Challenge any who dare oppose to Uk-Galoth and show your Maori prowess off.
Challenge any who dare oppose to Uk-Galoth and show your Maori prowess off.
#98
Posté 08 avril 2011 - 05:36
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NvVanity wrote...
Show you are the dominant male as others said.
Challenge any who dare oppose to Uk-Galoth and show your Maori prowess off.
He should try the impressive trick of smashing bricks with his forehead. it would show her some manly pain.
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Posté 08 avril 2011 - 10:49
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Blood-Lord Thanatos wrote...
NvVanity wrote...
Show you are the dominant male as others said.
Challenge any who dare oppose to Uk-Galoth and show your Maori prowess off.
He should try the impressive trick of smashing bricks with his forehead. it would show her some manly pain.
This made my day
#100
Posté 08 avril 2011 - 12:35
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DinoCrisisFan wrote...
Why did someone say that I did this for like 5 different girls? Someone is either 12, an idiot, or can't count. This is only my SECOND advice thread in my 5+ months being a member here.
You had atleast two that I saw about the same girl, then there was all the times you mentioned her in other threads, giving her name away after you had called her ugly on the very forum she frequents. Even if you change your posts afterwards people have still read them and you can't change that.
