Almostfaceman wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Reapers: Oh hey, we've got that puppet of ours! He has Shepard, haven't we been looking for him?
Harbinger: Shut up, we're saving him.
Reapers: Oh okay, well... oh look, Shepard's escaping and coming to talk to our puppet. Will he assume direct control now?
Harbinger: No! We're saving him.
Reapers: Fine, though this is getting a little silly.
*a while later*
Reapers: Shepard is stopping our plans around the galaxy and gathering allies, surely we can stop it here! Activate the puppet!
Harbinger: You will listen to me, we must wait!
Reapers: He almost destroyed the Collector Ship! How are we supposed to build our human reaper without it?
Harbinger: With perseverance!
Reapers: Ugh, fine.
*later*
Reapers: Shepard is going on-board one of our own, surely we can do something to stop him! The puppet can help!
Harbinger: *evil stare*
Reapers: *whisper to other reapers* I'm beginning to think he just has romantic feelings for this puppet of his.
Harbinger: I heard that.
Reapers: Well excuse me, Harbinger! Maybe somewhere in your brilliant melted-down-species-hive-mind, you'd be able to tell me the logic of letting everything fall apart!
Harbinger: We wait.
*even later than that*
Reapers: The bastards destroyed the Collectors, destroyed our plan B for the invasion (Human Reaper) and (destroyed/gave away the) base! Now we have to fly over manually!
Harbinger: Don't worry, the puppet is safe.
Reapers: Only because you're not willing to use him, what's the point of keeping him in sleeper mode if we're not going to exploit it?
Harbinger: YOU.WILL.NOT.QUESTION.ME.
Harbinger: *whispers to a picture of TIM* I'm sorry I yelled, my love.
*Jack Harper gets exposed to Reaper tech*
Harbinger: Howdy Jack! Guess what! You hate us! Which makes you least likely person to do *insert evil plan here* at just the right moment. Now, forget all about this conversation until *insert opportune moment here*.
Jack: NO! Wait, I mean YES! Wait, what was I talking about again?
You can disagree with me if you want, obviously. But I think old Jacky boy would make the perfect sleeper agent, since nobody expects him to do anything for the Reapers. We'll see how it pans out - there's a reason Bioware told us about this background info - it's either to throw us off or tip us off.
How would a guy nobody trusts in the ME universe who leads a shady black ops group labeled as "terrorists" and "human xenophobes" be the "perfect sleeper agent" exactly?





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