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Do sexy women belong on the battle field or cooking in camp?


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#26
Icinix

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A sexy woman is no place for a battlefield.

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Errel

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There is nothing sadder than an otherwise beautiful woman with a huge scar across her face from being slashed by a Hurlock blade.

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JessicaGlenn

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There is nothing sadder than a Hurlock with a huge scar across its face being slashed by a beautiful woman who broke her nail doing it.

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BarrDA

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A woman in chainmail is sexy!  I know mine binds a bit, but nothing a little powder won't remedy Image IPB

Modifié par BarrDA, 30 octobre 2009 - 01:15 .


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oddbasket

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Two words: Why not?

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Leonaius

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To make it makes them even more sexy if they are using a sword and fighting lmao.. Call me weird but i have always been that way, i like girls who really stick out from the crowd and do things that normal people wouldn't.

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Nial Black-Knee

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Why can,t a sexy gal kick butt in the morning and cook up some fantastic grub at night, while she's listening to my incredibly interesting stories. LOL

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Chlamydion

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Or SHE can tell stories while YOU cook up some fantastic grub at night, hmm? That is, if you can cook. (And if you can't, what the bleep are you doing out adventuring in the wilderness?)

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Nial Black-Knee

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Chlamydion wrote...

Or SHE can tell stories while YOU cook up some fantastic grub at night, hmm? That is, if you can cook. (And if you can't, what the bleep are you doing out adventuring in the wilderness?)


Hey, I gathered the wood, made the fire, and got her some soft leaves her bed. If she can't cook? I can do that too. But she better be darn good at something else.  Image IPB

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Ryllen Laerth Kriel

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This is why scars will always be far better than a tattoo. Scars have a story involved and don't usually look as bad in old age. So pretty women should fight if they choose. Hell, a good scar is better than a tramp stamp she got on spring break her senior year to get over Chad, Biff or some other douchebag. There is also the other scenerio where she was drunk with friends and decided to get that cute little butterfly tattoo...that every freakin' other girl has but at the time seems so cool and original. Hey girls out there, if you are going to get inked up, do something original. Otherwise don't, then it will be one tattoo after another till you look like a racer covered in tacky, clashing logos  from NASCAR. Image IPB

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Being a man, I prefer playing a female character because I like watching their butt as they walk/run.

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Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...

This is why scars will always be far better than a tattoo. Scars have a story involved and don't usually look as bad in old age. So pretty women should fight if they choose. Hell, a good scar is better than a tramp stamp she got on spring break her senior year to get over Chad, Biff or some other douchebag. There is also the other scenerio where she was drunk with friends and decided to get that cute little butterfly tattoo...that every freakin' other girl has but at the time seems so cool and original. Hey girls out there, if you are going to get inked up, do something original. Otherwise don't, then it will be one tattoo after another till you look like a racer covered in tacky, clashing logos  from NASCAR. Image IPB


Wow did you need an excuse to get that little rant out of yourself??

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steelfire_dragon

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wonder what makes people think taht the cook cant fight.

Roadblock and Heavy Duty both could fight and cook.

yo-joe

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oddbasket

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Sexy women fight to make men die happy.

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Jamminx1

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If being sexy is a distraction used to one's benefit, fine - but I don't see that happening. I'm looking for a good lobster bisque!

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Ecaiki

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If she's hot she can do what she wants ...seems to be the motto of modern society. :innocent:

JEBesh wrote...

I smash sexy people.

You must spend a lot of time in self loathing, since you are one fiiiiiiine slab-o-dwarf! :wub:

Lucy_Glitter wrote...

Man I so wish I could don the Red Sonja chainmail bikini whilst I cook.

But then you'd never get any cooking done. :bandit:

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UisceKitty

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Battlefield is the best place, for sure. I mean, it's like you have a bonus ability; you're cutting your enemies' throats while they're dazzled by your...charms. Sexiness adds no bonuses in cooking.

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Maria Caliban

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Mordaedil wrote...

I prefer the sexy women out on the battlefield while I prepare the sexy dinner at the camp and take care of the babies I gave birth to...
Yes, I'm in denial. Sexy denial.


You can have my sexy babies anyday.

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UisceKitty wrote...
… Sexiness adds no bonuses in cooking.

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If sexyness doesn't improve my cooking scenes in the main game, I will learn to use the toolset just to rectify that.Image IPBImage IPB

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Apasas

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Behind every strong man there is a woman with a meat cleaver holding onto his baws.



I think the sexy ladies should do all the fighting and cooking. They should also keep the camp clean and tidy and welcome their man home to a nice supper and a good hearty fire after a long day at the tavern flirting with the wenches and generally exagerating about their own prowess and achievements.

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Emma-Lath

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Icinix wrote...

A sexy woman is no place for a battlefield.


Why is that, does being hot automatically make a women delicate Image IPB

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Alekorth

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durrrrr dur women are so over objectified its getting ridicilous... I mean there actually was women back in the days in positions of power, that had the looks lol. I wouldn't be the last one to think that women back in the days where a lot more self confident then they current are, though no one can blame them, i'd expect a whole lot more balls from women in a pre-historic/fantasy setting = P

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Solmarlon

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I can both fight AND cook. Yes, I have scars but I make them look sexy.  :devil:

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Craig McDermott

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They should be cooking or doing laundry at camp. Possibly cleaning the floors as well.

Modifié par Craig McDermott, 02 novembre 2009 - 01:56 .


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I plan to make a mod where all females are chained to the kitchen and bedroom where they all belong. Image IPB