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k8ee

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I would just like for put forward a suggestion that there should be some male strippers in the clubs in ME3. I mean, boobs are fine, but I already have a pair, and I'm not really interested in another. When saving the galaxy is getting me down, I really can't say that I want to sit at a table and have an asari dance for me... what I would like is a hot guy or a turian to dance on a table for me.

And maybe some sarcastic remarks from male squaddies.

I don't think this is really a lot to ask. I mean I really want to select the lean forward, lean back and tip choices and not feel like I'm just doing it because I want to 'experience the whole game'....

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Seems fair to me. :)

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Almostfaceman

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k8ee wrote...

I would just like for put forward a suggestion that there should be some male strippers in the clubs in ME3. I mean, boobs are fine, but I already have a pair, and I'm not really interested in another. When saving the galaxy is getting me down, I really can't say that I want to sit at a table and have an asari dance for me... what I would like is a hot guy or a turian to dance on a table for me.

And maybe some sarcastic remarks from male squaddies.

I don't think this is really a lot to ask. I mean I really want to select the lean forward, lean back and tip choices and not feel like I'm just doing it because I want to 'experience the whole game'....

Thoughts?


If they have the time, money, and disk space budget for it and it doesn't take away anything else they have planned already - why not?

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CroGamer002

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I don't know how to respond to this.

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I have to stare at your stupid blue women everytime I go to Omega.

You can stare at some green dude's ass.

edit: Actually, I don't care. I want to see the forum's reaction to it.

Modifié par mrsph, 09 avril 2011 - 04:55 .


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I'm sure it wouldnt be too hard, and I'd love to see it. I understand why the game is male-centered, but Shep isn't always into asari.

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Not gonna happen. The cost doesn't justify the reward (if you can even call it a reward, there would probably be a ton of angry posters flooding the forums saying they are forced to watch male strippers and that Bioware hates its straight male audience like what happened with DA2).

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I don't have any particular problem with this. But, being a guy, I won't be tipping the Drell man-****s. They'll have to rely on Kelly for that.

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I would personaly prefer to not have exotic dancers of any gender, color or spiecies. But perhaps it's inevitable so sure, why not make some diversity.

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Errol Dnamyx

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As long as they are Volus I'm ok with that.

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MaleShep should dance for Kelly.

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LyndseyCousland

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I think it's a nice idea. ^_^
However, I myself will keep to the tittie bars. WOOO!

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k8ee

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I don't understand why they can't have both. I mean they only need an extra table- they can take one of the generic race characters they have all over the place, give it the same dance loop they give the asari and stick it in a dark corner.

Maybe asking for dialogue is a little much... but isn't everyone asking for dialogue?

Come on, give me some hot turian dancers so my femshep can use her teeth to put money in their gitch

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LyndseyCousland

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lovgreno wrote...

I would personaly prefer to not have exotic dancers of any gender, color or spiecies. But perhaps it's inevitable so sure, why not make some diversity.


Why?

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k8ee

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Errol Dnamyx wrote...

As long as they are Volus I'm ok with that.


Ah haha actually, I'd be ok with that to.

Hilarious.

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The Reapers on on the Galaxys doorsteps and your asking for male strippers in a club...are you serious?

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Cheesy Blue

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Can I turn male strippers off?

Call me homophobic, but when a male stripper in Fallout: NV hit on me I wanted to puke and light myself on fire.

Modifié par Cheesy Blue, 09 avril 2011 - 05:10 .


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Skilled Seeker wrote...

Not gonna happen. The cost doesn't justify the reward (if you can even call it a reward, there would probably be a ton of angry posters flooding the forums saying they are forced to watch male strippers and that Bioware hates its straight male audience like what happened with DA2).


Were not saying replace every dancer, just a couple in each club. Mass Effects audience isn't completly male either. Not every girl is into asari. With animators like bioware has, creating a animation rig for them would take no time at all, and if they even just stuck the Jacob model on it, i'd still be happy. Hs personality might be horrible, but that body....

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Biotic_Warlock

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yes, i wantt o see male strippers =)

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Skilled Seeker wrote...

Not gonna happen. The cost doesn't justify the reward (if you can even call it a reward, there would probably be a ton of angry posters flooding the forums saying they are forced to watch male strippers and that Bioware hates its straight male audience like what happened with DA2).


Not every BioWare fan is a straight male either. Oh no I didn't just go there.

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LyndseyCousland wrote...

lovgreno wrote...

I would personaly prefer to not have exotic dancers of any gender, color or spiecies. But perhaps it's inevitable so sure, why not make some diversity.


Why?

I certanly like sexy people in a game, of all genders, colors and spiecies. Especialy maliens and femaliens. It's just that the whole strip bar thing seems so juvenile.

But a maleShep dancing for his LI in his cabin sounds like a cool idea.

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Saeran wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...

Not gonna happen. The cost doesn't justify the reward (if you can even call it a reward, there would probably be a ton of angry posters flooding the forums saying they are forced to watch male strippers and that Bioware hates its straight male audience like what happened with DA2).


Not every BioWare fan is a straight male either. Oh no I didn't just go there.


The gays, bis and women would all approve of this - that is a very large percentage - even though still less then most.

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ROD525 wrote...
The Reapers on on the Galaxys doorsteps and your asking for male strippers in a club...are you serious?


This.

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They should make female turians, salarians and krogan first.

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Nyoka wrote...

They should make female turians, salarians and krogan first.


True true and there already is one in ME2.