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#76
AdmiralCheez

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Mass Effect needs more shirtless dudes in general.

#77
Gavinthelocust

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Ryzaki wrote...

Saeran wrote...
I say we add more tbh. I say in the corridor to the final boss we have walls lined (on left and right) with naked females. BioWare should appeal to the straight male gamer some more.


No no. It should be naked pictures of Shepard no matter the gender. So Shepard can stare in horror before rushing off to fight Harbinger while being beet red with the squaddies laughing their a**es off. 

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Harbinger is a Shepardmancer, hell it even wants to have his/her reaper babies.

#78
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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Mass Effect needs more shirtless dudes in general.


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I concur.

#79
Inquisitor Recon

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You've already got Jacob and Thane looking for any excuse not to wear a shirt.

#80
Gavinthelocust

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Mass Effect needs more shirtless dudes in general.


I support this for games in general.

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Mass Effect needs more shirtless dudes in general.



And from all people it must NOT be Jacob.

Oh the nightmares I still have.

#82
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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Mass Effect needs more shirtless dudes in general.


Amen to that.

#83
AdmiralCheez

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Mesina2 wrote...

And from all people it must NOT be Jacob.

Oh the nightmares I still have.

Are those nightmares of PURE ENVY, Mesina, my boy?

I know you wish you had abs like that. ;3

#84
Biotic_Warlock

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

And from all people it must NOT be Jacob.

Oh the nightmares I still have.

Are those nightmares of PURE ENVY, Mesina, my boy?

I know you wish you had abs like that. ;3


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Jacob can dance for me, as long as he knows he's just an object. And he's fired if he slacks off and gets flabby. FemShep has some friggin' standards.

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Blame, Cheez if you will. But I have been looking for an excuse to post this forever.

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no.

dont ask again.

Modifié par syrik77, 09 avril 2011 - 08:16 .


#88
ErebUs890

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I'm all for equality.

#89
Chewin

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Male strippers and shirtless dudes? Sure, what the heck. Just add a coffee machine and I'm good

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k8ee

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Wait, I know the solution to all this.

All the FemShep LIs can have a strip off.

That way the nervous straight men won't get their panties in a bunch worrying about male dancers jumping out around every corner... because we know they aren't playing FemShep games anyway.

New ME3 super villain. Male strippers.

MaleShep "Male strippers!"
Wrex "Look out, they've got heavy weapons!"
MaleShep "Don't let them get behind us!"
Tali "They are dancing too close! I can't help but... tip."

#91
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Chewin3 wrote...

Male strippers and shirtless dudes? Sure, what the heck. Just add a coffee machine and I'm good


Strippers and coffee? How does that work?

#92
Chewin

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Redhot_1 wrote...

Chewin3 wrote...

Male strippers and shirtless dudes? Sure, what the heck. Just add a coffee machine and I'm good


Strippers and coffee? How does that work?


I dunno. Use your imagination

#93
Biotic_Warlock

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Chewin3 wrote...

Redhot_1 wrote...

Chewin3 wrote...

Male strippers and shirtless dudes? Sure, what the heck. Just add a coffee machine and I'm good


Strippers and coffee? How does that work?


I dunno. Use your imagination


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#94
Redhot_1

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Chewin3 wrote...

Redhot_1 wrote...

Chewin3 wrote...

Male strippers and shirtless dudes? Sure, what the heck. Just add a coffee machine and I'm good


Strippers and coffee? How does that work?


I dunno. Use your imagination


I'll try

*goes and dreams of coffee and male strippers*

Wait that's gross

#95
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Biotic_Warlock wrote...

That is a dirty stereotype.
Not all gays are like that - and most gays are not like women.

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LOL XD

You cannot speak for all gays , cause you can only speak for yourself :P
Like all people on this world !!
So hush !! :lol:

#96
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Drake_Hound wrote...

Biotic_Warlock wrote...

That is a dirty stereotype.
Not all gays are like that - and most gays are not like women.

D=


LOL XD

You cannot speak for all gays , cause you can only speak for yourself :P
Like all people on this world !!
So hush !! :lol:



Like one person can't speak for all straight male gamers? :>

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Drake_Hound wrote...

Biotic_Warlock wrote...

That is a dirty stereotype.
Not all gays are like that - and most gays are not like women.

D=


LOL XD

You cannot speak for all gays , cause you can only speak for yourself :P
Like all people on this world !!
So hush !! :lol:



The irony here is delicious.

If they add male strippers, I will feast upon the tears of a million insecure straight dudes.

That being said, I'm sort of "meh" about strippers being in there at all, but if they're going to do it, they may as well add some men in as well.  Most of the strip clubs around here have at least one night a week where they've got male dancers.

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ROD525 wrote...

The Reapers on on the Galaxys doorsteps and your asking for male strippers in a club...are you serious?


It's called going out with a wang.

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technoquarian wrote...
 Most of the strip clubs around here have at least one night a week where they've got male dancers.


Well that must be because you live in Yurope. Crazy Yeropeans.

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Turian male strippers would be funny.