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[AdmiralCheez]

LPPrince wrote...

But to be honest, I highly doubt we'll see male strippers in ME3.

Damn the patriarchal mass-media!

[Shirosaki17]

To be honest, the Asari don't even strip, and they wear more clothing than some women who don't strip. So I don't think it's a big deal. If you want to see male strippers, go to a club or order one. That way he can wave his junk in your face and slap you around with it.

Modifié par Shirosaki17, 10 avril 2011 - 12:58 .

[CulturalGeekGirl]

But I don't want to see a pink male stripper. That's just gross. All fleshy and weird.

Now grey and jagged or green and scaly... nice.

[gosimmons]

Do we really need any strippers when the entire galaxy's prepping to be a war-zone? lol

[AdmiralCheez]

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

But I don't want to see a pink male stripper. That's just gross. All fleshy and weird.

Now grey and jagged or green and scaly... nice.

Oh yes.

Turian reach, drell flexibility.

This needs fanart.

[Speakeasy13]

ReconTeam wrote...

Drake_Hound wrote...
What why should we ? we have 24/7 legal , disease free red light district .
Only one state has that in America . so hush  hill billy .

Yeah but ours have women strippers 24/7.

You make it sound like it's a good thing. Duh.

[wizardryforever]

The solution seems fairly simple.  Just don't have male and female strippers (or males and Asari) on the floor at the same time, or have them in different rooms.  That seems like something a real-life club would do, so why not?  It's designed to appeal to everyone without being a turnoff for anyone.  Everyone wins.

But I really don't care either way.  I never give the strippers a second glance as it is, and I would pay even less attention to any male ones.  It would kinda be wasted on me.

[Zaxares]

I wouldn't mind seeing male strippers in ME3. They're not what I'm into, but I think it's more than fair that the ladies get some fan-service too.

[CulturalGeekGirl]

Just give us alien male strippers if we romanced an alien male! Problem solved.

Just have the club owner say something like "we heard you had some... unique interests. But here at flux, the customer is always right."

[Epic777]

Zaxares wrote...

I wouldn't mind seeing male strippers in ME3. They're not what I'm into, but I think it's more than fair that the ladies get some fan-service too.

Bring on the krogan, elcor and salarian strippers.

[karatemanchan37]

Bioware why don't you just link some "videos" to our messages while we watch them privately in our captain's quarters?

Kelly "Commander, you just received a new mess...wait a sec..."
Shepard "Ehh...Go feed my fish Kelly."

[CulturalGeekGirl]

Epic777 wrote...

Zaxares wrote...

I wouldn't mind seeing male strippers in ME3. They're not what I'm into, but I think it's more than fair that the ladies get some fan-service too.

Bring on the krogan, elcor and salarian strippers.

Subset of Krogan sexual deviants enjoy Salarian flexibility. More cartilage in skeletal structure.

[Epic777]

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

Epic777 wrote...

Zaxares wrote...

I wouldn't mind seeing male strippers in ME3. They're not what I'm into, but I think it's more than fair that the ladies get some fan-service too.

Bring on the krogan, elcor and salarian strippers.

Subset of Krogan sexual deviants enjoy Salarian flexibility. More cartilage in skeletal structure.

It also brings up an image and an enimga on how thats possible.

Modifié par Epic777, 10 avril 2011 - 02:22 .

[Ryzaki]

Oh god yes there should be a Krogan stripper.

Just for the lulz.

[karatemanchan37]

Epic777 wrote...

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

Epic777 wrote...

Zaxares wrote...

I wouldn't mind seeing male strippers in ME3. They're not what I'm into, but I think it's more than fair that the ladies get some fan-service too.

Bring on the krogan, elcor and salarian strippers.

Subset of Krogan sexual deviants enjoy Salarian flexibility. More cartilage in skeletal structure.

It also brings up an image and an enimga on how thats possible.

That and if you remember Garrus telling you that Krogan can have up to four sets of testicles...

[Epic777]

karatemanchan37 wrote...

Epic777 wrote...

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

Epic777 wrote...

Zaxares wrote...

I wouldn't mind seeing male strippers in ME3. They're not what I'm into, but I think it's more than fair that the ladies get some fan-service too.

Bring on the krogan, elcor and salarian strippers.

Subset of Krogan sexual deviants enjoy Salarian flexibility. More cartilage in skeletal structure.

It also brings up an image and an enimga on how thats possible.

That and if you remember Garrus telling you that Krogan can have up to four sets of testicles...

Hence if you defeat the maw all krogans will mention "that humans got a quad"

[M-Sinistrari]

I'm all for male strippers in ME3. Just make sure the dialog wheel's set to 'Sit Back', 'Lean Forward', and 'What will you do for this credit...'.

While I can understand some in thread acting like this is some sort of bold heresy, they feel threatened by any expression of sexuality that's not the straight white male gamer. It's not just a thing here on the forums, some guys just aren't comfortable with the notions that women can be just as raunchy as guys and generally are but just go along with the pretend not to crap. Really, if you knew just a fraction of the stuff we talk about in private you'd be shocked.

Besides in the future where ME takes place, they'd be enlightened enough to have both genders dancing away.

[JedTed]

I perfer the female variety myself but don't see why can't do this for the ladies.  As long as they have some human female dancers for the guys aswell(for the pro-human players out there)

While were on the topic, how come Kelly will gladly dance for you in your cabin but not Jack or Miranda? I imagine Jack must've danced in a few clubs when she really needed the money.

Modifié par JedTed, 10 avril 2011 - 02:54 .

[Legbiter]

Not going to happen.

[CulturalGeekGirl]

JedTed wrote...

I perfer the female variety myself but don't see why can't do this for the ladies.  As long as they have some human female dancers for the guys aswell(for the pro-human players out there)

While were on the topic, how come Kelly will gladly dance for you in your cabin but not Jack or Miranda? I imagine Jack must've danced in a few clubs when she really needed the money.

I think when Jack needed the money she probably sold organs on the black market.

You can kill a dude pretty clean with biotics, that's all I'm saying. An intact liver must fetch a heady price in a galaxy where every act of commerce involves drinking heavily in a strip club.

Modifié par CulturalGeekGirl, 10 avril 2011 - 03:10 .

[k8ee]

Modifié par k8ee, 10 avril 2011 - 03:46 .

[technoquarian]

k8ee wrote...

*snip*

Hahahaha oh wow.

I lol'd.

[kglaser]

Thane's head on Jacob's body...disturbing.

[PauseforEffect]

I. can. never. unsee. that.
*shudder*
Well, he doesn't strip, but you'll always have the dancing turian to look at on YouTube.
I'm ok without a male stripper since Shep's got Garrus. He's a lot more fun to watch when he's sniping YMIR's heads off