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Hahahaha oh wow.
I lol'd.
Coming soon to a fanfic near you....
Male Strippers for ME3
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k8ee
, avril 09 2011 04:42
#151
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 03:58
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Coming soon to a fanfic near you....
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#152
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 03:59
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PrimalEden wrote...
I'm ok without a male stripper since Shep's got shirtless Garrus.
Fixed.
#153
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 04:20
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Just what Bioware needs.
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#154
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 04:23
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And on the third day, the Lord looked down upon the BSN.k8ee wrote...
And he saw that it was good.
#155
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 04:30
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Cheesy Blue wrote...
Can I turn male strippers off?
Call me homophobic, but when a male stripper in Fallout: NV hit on me I wanted to puke and light myself on fire.
You're homophobic.
#156
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 04:34
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LMAO @that pic. Oh god. It's hilarious. 
#157
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 04:44
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Waste of time, I mean the "strippers" if you want to call them that in ME1 and ME2 are extremely tame given their outfits. In fact I sometimes have a hard time taking the dancers in Omega seriously, what with their dancing to techno in dresses and all.
#158
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 05:41
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roflmao...That picture is one of the best things ever, especially Thane.
#159
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 06:00
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CITADEL GROUNDSKEEPER FOR ME3 DANCER
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Posté 10 avril 2011 - 06:02
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k8ee wrote...
I would just like for put forward a suggestion that there should be some male strippers in the clubs in ME3. I mean, boobs are fine, but I already have a pair, and I'm not really interested in another. When saving the galaxy is getting me down, I really can't say that I want to sit at a table and have an asari dance for me... what I would like is a hot guy or a turian to dance on a table for me.
And maybe some sarcastic remarks from male squaddies.
I don't think this is really a lot to ask. I mean I really want to select the lean forward, lean back and tip choices and not feel like I'm just doing it because I want to 'experience the whole game'....
Thoughts?
Finally someone else wants this too! I just can't believe an entire galaxy and no male strippers? I mean they've got them in FO4 sure ghouls are one fugly ass strippers but can bw do worse? I hope not
But sure sexy male strippers human, Turian, and hell maybe an elcor, or krogan for laughs? I really don't want to watch a girl shaking her thing w/ my fshep I'd rather have a guy so she can watch.I like the idea of your crew commenting its so weird going in there and they don't say anything about you eyeing the girls or being an alcoholic. Your LI should definitly say something mshep looking at girl, LI and what do you think she has that I don't? Fshep looking at male, male LI um shep? Why are you looking there? Crew general with either shep starring at either type shep has a thing for _____(insert species here) you get fornax don't you commander?
I liked how in Illium Eternity bar if you stand too close or remain in earshot of the Quaraian and Turian couple she starts to describe her suits personel functions and she stops and says, " you mind human this is a private conversation!" It's sooooo funny!
Also a new add in crewmen keep track of sheps drinking so it doesn't matter how many bars you hit with whom they will say commander isn't that like your 5th drink today or commander thats your 100th drink thinks like that and can shep do more falling over drunk or passing out w/o rincol assistance? And they shoudl physically get sick not drink 3 get dizzy drink 4 your fine. I think after you start doing 50, 100, 200, ect EDI at 50 says your drinking is alarming at 100 Chakwas calls you in and says something about too much drinking at 200 Mordin calls you in for his alcholic assistance talks! just more ways to have shep cringe.
Modifié par Destroy Raiden , 10 avril 2011 - 06:06 .
#161
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 06:05
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Just add thong.
Modifié par CulturalGeekGirl, 10 avril 2011 - 06:06 .
#162
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 06:15
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Give me until tomorrow morning. Right now, need to hop off the computer before this thunderstorm fries it.CulturalGeekGirl wrote...
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Just add thong.
#163
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 06:28
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kglaser wrote...
Fixed.PrimalEden wrote... I'm ok without a male stripper since Shep's got shirtless Garrus.
Ok, that made me laugh. The day they make a shirtless Garrus is the day I owe you a fanpic!
...Which was kinda weird when they did a shirtless Jacob. Maybe Jacob's the male stripper after all. Still doesn't save his creeepy romance
#164
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 06:31
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kglaser wrote...
Fixed.PrimalEden wrote... I'm ok without a male stripper since Shep's got shirtless Garrus.
Ok, that made me laugh. The day they make a shirtless Garrus is the day I owe you a fanpic!
...Which was kinda weird when they did a shirtless Jacob. Maybe Jacob's the male stripper after all. Still doesn't save his creeepy romance
#165
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 07:17
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k8ee wrote...
Turian councillor: Ah yes, "clothes", I have dismissed that claim *rip*
utz utz utz utz
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Posté 10 avril 2011 - 10:23
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Hyrule_Gal wrote...
k8ee wrote...
*sneep*
Turian councillor: Ah yes, "clothes", I have dismissed that claim *rip*
utz utz utz utz
Haha!
*wags fingers*
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Posté 10 avril 2011 - 10:58
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Hyrule_Gal wrote...
Turian councillor: Ah yes, "clothes", I have dismissed that claim *rip*
Oh yes, please!
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Posté 10 avril 2011 - 11:30
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LPPrince wrote...
Male strippers? .........Ehh, no.
There's a serious sexual issue here. Its going to cause tempers to flare and opinions to fly left and right.
I think one of the underlying reasons female strippers are so accepted in games and male strippers aren't is because of human perception.
Women have become sexualized in society. Have been for decades. Many, many decades. And this has had an effect on the human psyche.
Women are used to seeing female strippers everywhere(internet, advertisements, etc etc) even when they don't want to.
Men on the other hand are not used to seeing male strippers everywhere. So when they do, they freak out over it and try to avoid it as much as possible. Similar to how lesbians are fine but gay men are not in the minds of some people. I find that opinion to be ridiculous, but in truth, many people feel that way.
Personally, I won't lie- If I saw male strippers in a bar in ME3, I'd most likely be avoiding it. I really DON'T want to see half naked dudes dancing on a stage.
I understand fairness and all that, but damn. This is a case of my selfishness in a battle with my selflessness.
So do I support male strippers in ME3?
No. I don't. I wouldn't be mad or even disappointed if they were included though. I just really don't feel like seeing a Sanchez and Sandusky dancing in their skivvies.
But understand where I'm coming from and please don't hate me for it.
I want EVERYONE to be treated fairly, but in this case, my selfishness wins, and I'm willing to admit that.
Let me go ahead and summarize this reply:
Male Priviledge.
Am I doing it right?
Edit: No, I'm not. Here's a better summary:
Heterosexual Male Priviledge in a gaming context. There.
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Posté 10 avril 2011 - 11:50
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Yes everyone should be treated fairly...as long as you don't have to see male strippers or dancers.
Why didn't I think of that comprimise? *sigh*
Why didn't I think of that comprimise? *sigh*
#171
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 12:00
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Badpie wrote...
Seems fair to me.
I agree. As a male gamer I always feel awkward at those things anyway cuz I usually have either Tali or Liara with me so yeah, it doesn't matter to me if they do this.
Though I agree with the sentiment of development resources. If they have the extra time and money then I say go for it.
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Posté 10 avril 2011 - 01:00
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Hey, any publicity is good publicity.Elite Midget wrote...
Just what Bioware needs.
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#173
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 01:57
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CulturalGeekGirl wrote...
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Just add thong.
Ok... so I couldn't just add a thong. I tried, but I couldn't help myself.
#174
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 02:08
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k8ee wrote...
CulturalGeekGirl wrote...
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Just add thong.
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Ok... so I couldn't just add a thong. I tried, but I couldn't help myself.
Cowboy hat!
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Posté 10 avril 2011 - 03:14
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Lol. I love that he has a bulge. Attention to detail is paramount.
