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#176
Gavinthelocust

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This thread has reached godhood.

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Russalka

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Does it grant divine spells?

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k8ee

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Maybe all those guys out there that are bothered by the idea of male human strippers would be less offended by male alien strippers?

Although I don't think that one fine male human specimen is too much to ask. Just put the table he's dancing on in a dark corner... no one is forcing you to sit and watch.

Though now that I think about it, if I can only have one male stripper, it should be an alien. I don't need a video game if I want to see man strip.

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I always assumed that the thing around the shoulders was a clothing style choice and not part of their anatomy. Amazing what you can learn at a strip club.

Modifié par Mr Zoat, 10 avril 2011 - 04:06 .


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k8ee wrote...

Maybe all those guys out there that are bothered by the idea of male human strippers would be less offended by male alien strippers?

Although I don't think that one fine male human specimen is too much to ask. Just put the table he's dancing on in a dark corner... no one is forcing you to sit and watch.

Though now that I think about it, if I can only have one male stripper, it should be an alien. I don't need a video game if I want to see man strip.


It ain't gay if it's xenosexuality!

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Mr Zoat wrote...

I always assumed that the thing around the shoulders was a clothing style choice and not part of their anatomy. Amazing what you can learn at a strip club.

Xenophilia and male strippers are a good combination, for science!

#182
Biotic_Warlock

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Human male strippers for Aria i want.
I always picture her with many different strippers for her pleasure.

Ranging from Asari to Rachni lol.

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Ramirez Wolfen

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Male strippers?

I don't mind it. Would I pay attention to them? More than likely not, but I wouldn't care if they were in ME3.

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k8ee, Thanks for pic, you made my day! :wub:

k8ee wrote...

Though now that I think about it, if I can only have one male stripper, it should be an alien. I don't need a video game if I want to see man strip.


+1

Modifié par Babe Mause, 10 avril 2011 - 06:10 .


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You know I just thought of something all the strippers in ME series are really well covered considering strippers usual minimal attire goes so maybe BW doesn't' want to add males in because they need to show them nearly naked or at least shirtless and they don't want to bother even if it is human they're showing? Ie too much skin for BW.

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Biotic_Warlock

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Destroy Raiden wrote...

You know I just thought of something all the strippers in ME series are really well covered considering strippers usual minimal attire goes so maybe BW doesn't' want to add males in because they need to show them nearly naked or at least shirtless and they don't want to bother even if it is human they're showing? Ie too much skin for BW.


ahh... fair point.
A point well explained by romance scenes from DAO/Mass Effect 1 -> Mass Effect 2 -> DA2

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Destroy Raiden wrote...

You know I just thought of something all the strippers in ME series are really well covered considering strippers usual minimal attire goes so maybe BW doesn't' want to add males in because they need to show them nearly naked or at least shirtless and they don't want to bother even if it is human they're showing? Ie too much skin for BW.


I would have no problem with full latex, or spandex, or leather, or velvet (lol) body suits for the male strippers. What I really want is to be able to appreciate their dancing and tip them accordingly.

Please BW, just a little male as$ shakin'?

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Honestly I really don´t mind if they put in a male stripper in a tango slip dancing in Omega lower disco.
Or even beter in Omega VIP place (that area should be open anyway )
But truth is male stripper is a minority request , so keep it to the minority please.
Not like DA2 , when something minority becomes a majority , something went wrong .

This thread has become a bit of epic whine thread sadly Kbee :(

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Agreed. Perhaps this could be how we meet up with Kaidan again? Poor fellow has fallen on hard times!

Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 10 avril 2011 - 07:55 .


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k8ee wrote...
I would have no problem with full latex, or spandex, or leather, or velvet (lol) body suits for the male strippers. What I really want is to be able to appreciate their dancing and tip them accordingly. 

Please BW, just a little male as$ shakin'? 

Why do women always have to objectify men? I don't get it. You know we're people too. Not just sexual objects for you to play with when you choose. We have feelings, thoughts, and opinions.

Modifié par Shirosaki17, 10 avril 2011 - 07:56 .


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NamiraWilhelm

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Shirosaki17 wrote...

k8ee wrote...
I would have no problem with full latex, or spandex, or leather, or velvet (lol) body suits for the male strippers. What I really want is to be able to appreciate their dancing and tip them accordingly. 

Please BW, just a little male as$ shakin'? 

Why do women always have to objectify men? I don't get it. You know we're people too. Not just sexual objects for you to play with when you choose. We have feelings, thoughts, and opinions.


No you dont, now DANCE

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Shirosaki17

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NamiraWilhelm wrote...

Shirosaki17 wrote...

k8ee wrote...
I would have no problem with full latex, or spandex, or leather, or velvet (lol) body suits for the male strippers. What I really want is to be able to appreciate their dancing and tip them accordingly. 

Please BW, just a little male as$ shakin'? 

Why do women always have to objectify men? I don't get it. You know we're people too. Not just sexual objects for you to play with when you choose. We have feelings, thoughts, and opinions.


No you dont, now DANCE

*Starts dancing with tears in eyes* :crying:

Modifié par Shirosaki17, 10 avril 2011 - 08:02 .


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NamiraWilhelm

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Shirosaki17 wrote...

NamiraWilhelm wrote...

Shirosaki17 wrote...

k8ee wrote...
I would have no problem with full latex, or spandex, or leather, or velvet (lol) body suits for the male strippers. What I really want is to be able to appreciate their dancing and tip them accordingly. 

Please BW, just a little male as$ shakin'? 

Why do women always have to objectify men? I don't get it. You know we're people too. Not just sexual objects for you to play with when you choose. We have feelings, thoughts, and opinions.


No you dont, now DANCE

*Starts dancing with tears in eyes* :crying:


Ahhh how did you know i liked tears? *tips with a 20*

#194
Shirosaki17

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hehe, cute.

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k8ee wrote...

I would just like for put forward a suggestion that there should be some male strippers in the clubs in ME3. I mean, boobs are fine, but I already have a pair, and I'm not really interested in another. When saving the galaxy is getting me down, I really can't say that I want to sit at a table and have an asari dance for me... what I would like is a hot guy or a turian to dance on a table for me.

And maybe some sarcastic remarks from male squaddies.

I don't think this is really a lot to ask. I mean I really want to select the lean forward, lean back and tip choices and not feel like I'm just doing it because I want to 'experience the whole game'....

Thoughts?


So basically you are saying that your lack of interest in boobs stems from the fact that you yourself have them? That makes no sense.:huh:

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NamiraWilhelm

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I think she was being silly, not literal.

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Really? The final and most epic installment and we're having a discussion about male strippers? Personally I don't want to see male asses shaking so if there are some, I hope they're in like some "dark corner" where I have to go out of my way to visit it...Same with female strippers though, that's only fair. - This way it becomes optional content that you will not be exposed to unless you want to.

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I would also prefer a dark corner.

And yes, thank you NamiraWilhelm, I was being silly. And your previous posts... LOL.

As for this being a whine thread, OF COURSE it is. A lot of threads on the BSN are just as whiny. I'm thinking of that really long one about squad mates in ME3... and how Arrival wasn't as good as LOTSB...

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NamiraWilhelm

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k8ee wrote...

I would also prefer a dark corner.

And yes, thank you NamiraWilhelm, I was being silly. And your previous posts... LOL.

As for this being a whine thread, OF COURSE it is. A lot of threads on the BSN are just as whiny. I'm thinking of that really long one about squad mates in ME3... and how Arrival wasn't as good as LOTSB...


No problem :)

And i'd far rather be in a whiney thread about lack of stripper variety than about Arrival (though saying that they might punish us and give us batarian male strippers). 

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NamiraWilhelm wrote...

*snip*

And i'd far rather be in a whiney thread about lack of stripper variety than about Arrival (though saying that they might punish us and give us batarian male strippers). 


Batarian male strippers... hmmm. That would be double punishment.

BW: "Yeah, we made the effort to provide some male strippers, but they are all Batarian and Vorcha. Enjoy."