Male Strippers for ME3
#176
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 03:40
#177
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 04:03
#178
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 04:04
Although I don't think that one fine male human specimen is too much to ask. Just put the table he's dancing on in a dark corner... no one is forcing you to sit and watch.
Though now that I think about it, if I can only have one male stripper, it should be an alien. I don't need a video game if I want to see man strip.
#179
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 04:05
Modifié par Mr Zoat, 10 avril 2011 - 04:06 .
#180
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 04:40
k8ee wrote...
Maybe all those guys out there that are bothered by the idea of male human strippers would be less offended by male alien strippers?
Although I don't think that one fine male human specimen is too much to ask. Just put the table he's dancing on in a dark corner... no one is forcing you to sit and watch.
Though now that I think about it, if I can only have one male stripper, it should be an alien. I don't need a video game if I want to see man strip.
It ain't gay if it's xenosexuality!
#181
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 05:02
Xenophilia and male strippers are a good combination, for science!Mr Zoat wrote...
I always assumed that the thing around the shoulders was a clothing style choice and not part of their anatomy. Amazing what you can learn at a strip club.
#182
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 05:11
I always picture her with many different strippers for her pleasure.
Ranging from Asari to Rachni lol.
#183
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 05:16
I don't mind it. Would I pay attention to them? More than likely not, but I wouldn't care if they were in ME3.
#184
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 06:09
k8ee wrote...
Though now that I think about it, if I can only have one male stripper, it should be an alien. I don't need a video game if I want to see man strip.
+1
Modifié par Babe Mause, 10 avril 2011 - 06:10 .
#185
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 07:30
#186
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 07:34
Destroy Raiden wrote...
You know I just thought of something all the strippers in ME series are really well covered considering strippers usual minimal attire goes so maybe BW doesn't' want to add males in because they need to show them nearly naked or at least shirtless and they don't want to bother even if it is human they're showing? Ie too much skin for BW.
ahh... fair point.
A point well explained by romance scenes from DAO/Mass Effect 1 -> Mass Effect 2 -> DA2
#187
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 07:43
Destroy Raiden wrote...
You know I just thought of something all the strippers in ME series are really well covered considering strippers usual minimal attire goes so maybe BW doesn't' want to add males in because they need to show them nearly naked or at least shirtless and they don't want to bother even if it is human they're showing? Ie too much skin for BW.
I would have no problem with full latex, or spandex, or leather, or velvet (lol) body suits for the male strippers. What I really want is to be able to appreciate their dancing and tip them accordingly.
Please BW, just a little male as$ shakin'?
#188
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 07:50
Or even beter in Omega VIP place (that area should be open anyway )
But truth is male stripper is a minority request , so keep it to the minority please.
Not like DA2 , when something minority becomes a majority , something went wrong .
This thread has become a bit of epic whine thread sadly Kbee
#189
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 07:54
Modifié par NamiraWilhelm, 10 avril 2011 - 07:55 .
#190
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 07:56
Why do women always have to objectify men? I don't get it. You know we're people too. Not just sexual objects for you to play with when you choose. We have feelings, thoughts, and opinions.k8ee wrote...
I would have no problem with full latex, or spandex, or leather, or velvet (lol) body suits for the male strippers. What I really want is to be able to appreciate their dancing and tip them accordingly.
Please BW, just a little male as$ shakin'?
Modifié par Shirosaki17, 10 avril 2011 - 07:56 .
#191
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 07:57
Shirosaki17 wrote...
Why do women always have to objectify men? I don't get it. You know we're people too. Not just sexual objects for you to play with when you choose. We have feelings, thoughts, and opinions.k8ee wrote...
I would have no problem with full latex, or spandex, or leather, or velvet (lol) body suits for the male strippers. What I really want is to be able to appreciate their dancing and tip them accordingly.
Please BW, just a little male as$ shakin'?
No you dont, now DANCE
#192
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 08:01
*Starts dancing with tears in eyes*NamiraWilhelm wrote...
Shirosaki17 wrote...
Why do women always have to objectify men? I don't get it. You know we're people too. Not just sexual objects for you to play with when you choose. We have feelings, thoughts, and opinions.k8ee wrote...
I would have no problem with full latex, or spandex, or leather, or velvet (lol) body suits for the male strippers. What I really want is to be able to appreciate their dancing and tip them accordingly.
Please BW, just a little male as$ shakin'?
No you dont, now DANCE
Modifié par Shirosaki17, 10 avril 2011 - 08:02 .
#193
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 08:04
Shirosaki17 wrote...
*Starts dancing with tears in eyes*NamiraWilhelm wrote...
Shirosaki17 wrote...
Why do women always have to objectify men? I don't get it. You know we're people too. Not just sexual objects for you to play with when you choose. We have feelings, thoughts, and opinions.k8ee wrote...
I would have no problem with full latex, or spandex, or leather, or velvet (lol) body suits for the male strippers. What I really want is to be able to appreciate their dancing and tip them accordingly.
Please BW, just a little male as$ shakin'?
No you dont, now DANCE
Ahhh how did you know i liked tears? *tips with a 20*
#194
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 08:14
#195
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 08:15
k8ee wrote...
I would just like for put forward a suggestion that there should be some male strippers in the clubs in ME3. I mean, boobs are fine, but I already have a pair, and I'm not really interested in another. When saving the galaxy is getting me down, I really can't say that I want to sit at a table and have an asari dance for me... what I would like is a hot guy or a turian to dance on a table for me.
And maybe some sarcastic remarks from male squaddies.
I don't think this is really a lot to ask. I mean I really want to select the lean forward, lean back and tip choices and not feel like I'm just doing it because I want to 'experience the whole game'....
Thoughts?
So basically you are saying that your lack of interest in boobs stems from the fact that you yourself have them? That makes no sense.
#196
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 08:18
#197
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 08:22
#198
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 08:34
And yes, thank you NamiraWilhelm, I was being silly. And your previous posts... LOL.
As for this being a whine thread, OF COURSE it is. A lot of threads on the BSN are just as whiny. I'm thinking of that really long one about squad mates in ME3... and how Arrival wasn't as good as LOTSB...
#199
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 08:39
k8ee wrote...
I would also prefer a dark corner.
And yes, thank you NamiraWilhelm, I was being silly. And your previous posts... LOL.
As for this being a whine thread, OF COURSE it is. A lot of threads on the BSN are just as whiny. I'm thinking of that really long one about squad mates in ME3... and how Arrival wasn't as good as LOTSB...
No problem
And i'd far rather be in a whiney thread about lack of stripper variety than about Arrival (though saying that they might punish us and give us batarian male strippers).
#200
Posté 10 avril 2011 - 08:47
NamiraWilhelm wrote...
*snip*
And i'd far rather be in a whiney thread about lack of stripper variety than about Arrival (though saying that they might punish us and give us batarian male strippers).
Batarian male strippers... hmmm. That would be double punishment.
BW: "Yeah, we made the effort to provide some male strippers, but they are all Batarian and Vorcha. Enjoy."





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