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[Fruit of the Doom]

CULLEN!

He was the one who was really behind what happened to the Circle of Magi in Ferelden during DA:O.  Why do you think the demons kept him alive?  They were working for him!  He wanted you to kill everyone on the top floor in order to cover his tracks!

After his evil plot in Ferelden failed, he conveniently got a transfer to Kirkwall and suddenly blood mages and abominations started popping up left and right!  Quite a coincidence, eh?

When you first encounter him attacking Wilmod, he was punishing one of his minions for trying to go rogue!

He is the one who manipulated Meredith and slowly drove her more paranoid and insane, while secretly spreading blood magic throughout Kirkwall.  He is the one who arranged for her to get the corrupted lyrium idol and make a sword out of, as a part of his master plan.

After seeing to it that another Circle was destroyed, he turned on Meredith in order to appear like a good guy when he was really just destroying the last bit of evidence linking him to what happened.

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE CULLEN!

YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME WITH YOUR DASHINGLY HANDSOME LOOKS AND SEXY VOICE?!

YOU'RE WRONG!  I WON'T FALL FOR THAT!

I KNOW THE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH!!!!!

Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 11 avril 2011 - 12:17 .

[Rifneno]

That would be a hilarious twist. 

[AlexXIV]

I usually would think you can't be serious, but then I saw your name and now I actually believe you.

[ColdEnd]

Also, his name is a dead giveaway. Cullin' Culling... Culling the herd! Maker! It's worse than the tranquil solution.

Modifié par ColdEnd, 10 avril 2011 - 11:29 .

[Fruit of the Doom]

ColdEnd wrote...

Also, his name is a dead giveaway. Cullin' Culling... Culling the herd! Maker! It's worse than the tranquil solution.

MAKER PRESERVE US

I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT!

[Rockpopple]

You feel this.

I like.

[The Angry One]

This topic is bad and you should feel bad.

[Fruit of the Doom]

The Angry One wrote...

This topic is bad and you should feel bad.

One of Cullen's minions!

YOU DON'T FOOL ME, ABOMINATION!

THE ORDER DICTATES!

Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 10 avril 2011 - 11:35 .

[The Angry One]

[ImoenBaby]

I'll say this for Cullen - thank god he still *looks* like Cullen. Mmm. The "order dictates" indeed.

[Rifneno]

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

This topic is bad and you should feel bad.

One of Cullen's minions!

YOU DON'T FOOL ME, ABOMINATION!

THE ORDER DICTATES!

TAO is an apostate who came here to spread subversion against the Chantry!

[KnightofPhoenix]

This must be his dark overlord armor



Be afraid. For when he opens his eyes...you're dead. 

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 10 avril 2011 - 11:41 .

[Sammyjb]

Aw, and I was expecting a ManGiraffeDog.

[Conduit0]

Now just watch, the devs are going to find a way to work Cullin into DA3 just to keep the conspiracy alive.

[Fruit of the Doom]

The Angry One wrote...

Your powers of seduction won't work on me Cullen!

I CAN TURN THE TEXTURE QUALITY DOWN!

[ImoenBaby]

thurmanator692 wrote...

(snip)

Then you need to hear the whole story.

Yes...Cullen, why don't you share the...whole story?

Show. Don't tell.

[Conduit0]

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

Your powers of seduction won't work on me Cullen!

I CAN TURN THE TEXTURE QUALITY DOWN!

El Oh Freaking El.

[ColdEnd]

Of course he looks the same... his look is part of his power!

His Ken-doll like, yet impossibly wavy hair! It's a solid, it's in waves, it's a solid... it boggles the mind... as it was meant to.

Oh the preturnatural geometries of that hair! Such a thing cannot exist! Such a thing MUST not exist! Surely he is in the service of the Old Ones, and knows the places where they sleep, they sleep with no dreaming!

[Fruit of the Doom]

ImoenBaby wrote...

thurmanator692 wrote...

(snip)

Then you need to hear the whole story.

Yes...Cullen, why don't you share the...whole story?

Show. Don't tell.

http://www.dragonage...file.php?id=221

Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 10 avril 2011 - 11:46 .

[Conduit0]

ColdEnd wrote...

Of course he looks the same... his look is part of his power!

His Ken-doll like, yet impossibly wavy hair! It's a solid, it's in waves, it's a solid... it boggles the mind... as it was meant to.

Oh the preturnatural geometries of that hair! Such a thing cannot exist! Such a thing MUST not exist! Surely he is in the service of the Old Ones, and knows the places where they sleep, they sleep with no dreaming!

Nah, he's just a devote follower of Jimmy Johnson.

[The Angry One]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

This must be his dark overlord armor

Be afraid. For when he opens his eyes...you're dead. 

I've never heard such foolish nonsense, you should be ashamed.



AAHHHH!!!

[Fruit of the Doom]

thurmanator692 wrote...

I'm not Cullen. I am but a humble bear

An APOSTATE bear trying to subvert us!