The Angry One wrote...
I've never heard such foolish nonsense, you should be ashamed.
AAHHHH!!!
Harbinger: "We will find another way"
....it was CULLEN!
The TRUE diabolical mastermind of the Dragon Age series...
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Posté 10 avril 2011 - 11:50
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Harbinger: "We will find another way"
....it was CULLEN!
Retour en haut
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Posté 10 avril 2011 - 11:51
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Silly chicken, Bears can't be mages
Eat fireball!
Eat fireball!
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Posté 10 avril 2011 - 11:51
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
The Angry One wrote...
I've never heard such foolish nonsense, you should be ashamed.
AAHHHH!!!
Harbinger: "We will find another way"
....it was CULLEN!
All the pieces of the puzzle come together. It all makes sense now!
IT WAS CULLEN WHO KILLED COMMANDER SHEPARD'S FISHES!
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Posté 10 avril 2011 - 11:57
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The murder of the fish must have angered the Krogan fish lover, who in his rage, accidentally opened some kind of pathway for the Reapers to teleport right on top of Earth. All because Cullen suspected that fish are the alter ego of demons.
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:01
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The Maker has truly abandoned us.
Only Sandal can save us now...
Only Sandal can save us now...
Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 11 avril 2011 - 12:01 .
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:05
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thurmanator692 wrote...
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I'm not Cullen. I am but a humble bear
^Something also tells me i'm glad i'm not a 'regesterd member' of the dragon age nexus^
*chuckles*
I registered to have a look. It's not what you're thinking, but much worse. LOL.
While it's unavoidably regretful you are not Cullen, you are a most excellent humble bear.
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:06
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why thank youImoenBaby wrote...
thurmanator692 wrote...
(snip)
I'm not Cullen. I am but a humble bear
^Something also tells me i'm glad i'm not a 'regesterd member' of the dragon age nexus^
*chuckles*
I registered to have a look. It's not what you're thinking, but much worse. LOL.
While it's unavoidably regretful you are not Cullen, you are a most excellent humble bear.
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:09
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does that mean Kelly is more than a booty call secretary, but instead a righteous deffender of all aquatic beings from evil overlords?Fruit of the Doom wrote...
IT WAS CULLEN WHO KILLED COMMANDER SHEPARD'S FISHES!
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:14
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thurmanator692 wrote...
does that mean Kelly is more than a booty call secretary, but instead a righteous deffender of all aquatic beings from evil overlords?Fruit of the Doom wrote...
IT WAS CULLEN WHO KILLED COMMANDER SHEPARD'S FISHES!
Although he is an evil interdimensional being of incalculable power, Cullen is still nervous and awkward around women.
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:14
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Honestly no one would see that coming, and it would be awesome.
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:26
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I really thought this would be a Sandal thread when I opened it. Well at least I got the hairstyle right.
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:28
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Cutlass Jack wrote...
I really thought this would be a Sandal thread when I opened it. Well at least I got the hairstyle right.
Well at least I got the hairstyle right.
the hairstyle
Maker preserve us.
Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 11 avril 2011 - 12:29 .
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:29
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Sandal is actually our only hope
He's in deep cover to get in the
Cullen
Hairstyle
Association
Of
Sadism
or C.H.A.O.S.
He's in deep cover to get in the
Cullen
Hairstyle
Association
Of
Sadism
or C.H.A.O.S.
Modifié par thurmanator692, 11 avril 2011 - 12:32 .
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:33
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thurmanator692 wrote...
Sandal is actually our only hope
He's in deep cover to get in the
Cullen
Hairstyle
Association
Of
Sadism
or C.H.A.O.S.
You know too much.
Something is very wrong here...
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:35
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.................Im just a bear...
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:37
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Okay guys well, fun is fun... but since I have you all gathered here... can we talk about Merril's eating disorder?
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:37
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thurmanator692 wrote...
.................Im just a bear...
There is a viper in our midst...
Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 11 avril 2011 - 12:40 .
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:40
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ColdEnd wrote...
Okay guys well, fun is fun... but since I have you all gathered here... can we talk about Merril's eating disorder?
TThat Turian was right; we humans are all racist.
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 12:44
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Merrill, we're all gathered here because we love you
But we know you've started to develop some eating disorders....
We all want you to stop, you're hurting yourself a lot more than you think... and we don't want to lose you.
If you don't stop, we're going to have to take away your Eluvian.
We don't want to do this, but you have to stop
We're here for you, anything you need, we'll help
Hawke even said you could stay at his place
Hawke[in the background]: Bow Chicka Wow Wow!
But we know you've started to develop some eating disorders....
We all want you to stop, you're hurting yourself a lot more than you think... and we don't want to lose you.
If you don't stop, we're going to have to take away your Eluvian.
We don't want to do this, but you have to stop
We're here for you, anything you need, we'll help
Hawke even said you could stay at his place
Hawke[in the background]: Bow Chicka Wow Wow!
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 01:17
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You know I was far too busy facepalming at the fact that Hawke can act rather snooty about Merril's living arrangements while living in Gamlen's crapshack which is about 50,000 times worse to notice the abundance of cheese.
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 02:07
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Yeah! Gamelen's house only has one wheel of cheese, he has it much worse
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 02:47
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You know what the real revelation is?
The OP is actually Meredith. She is now a statue on exhibit in the Black Emporium. Due to Thaddeus's negligence, she has somehow grabbed the Box of Screaming in the Emporium and is now broadcasting her delirious ramblings over the Internet.
THAT is why OP is accusing everyone of being an Abominaiton/Apostate/Blood Mage/Evil Creature including the unapologetically handsome Knight Captain.
The OP also had a secret crush on Knight Captain Cullen during her former life as Meredith. All the unreturned affection (mostly due to Cullen's akwardness and her being his boss) and pent up desire is what finally drove her into madness.
The OP is actually Meredith. She is now a statue on exhibit in the Black Emporium. Due to Thaddeus's negligence, she has somehow grabbed the Box of Screaming in the Emporium and is now broadcasting her delirious ramblings over the Internet.
THAT is why OP is accusing everyone of being an Abominaiton/Apostate/Blood Mage/Evil Creature including the unapologetically handsome Knight Captain.
The OP also had a secret crush on Knight Captain Cullen during her former life as Meredith. All the unreturned affection (mostly due to Cullen's akwardness and her being his boss) and pent up desire is what finally drove her into madness.
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Posté 11 avril 2011 - 02:59
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Fruit of the Doom wrote...
CULLEN!
He was the one who was really behind what happened to the Circle of Magi in Ferelden during DA:O. Why do you think the demons kept him alive? They were working for him! He wanted you to kill everyone on the top floor in order to cover his tracks!
After his evil plot in Ferelden failed, he conveniently got a transfer to Kirkwall and suddenly blood mages and abominations started popping up left and right! Quite a coincidence, eh?
When you first encounter him attacking Wilmod, he was punishing one of his minions for trying to go rogue!
He is the one who manipulated Meredith and slowly drove her more paranoid and insane, while secretly spreading blood magic throughout Kirkwall. He is the one who arranged for her to get the corrupted lyrium idol and make a sword out of, as a part of his master plan.
After seeing to it that another Circle was destroyed, he turned on Meredith in order to appear like a good guy when he was really just destroying the last bit of evidence linking him to what happened.
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE CULLEN!
YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME WITH YOUR DASHINGLY HANDSOME LOOKS AND SEXY VOICE?!
YOU'RE WRONG! I WON'T FALL FOR THAT!
I KNOW THE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH!!!!!
True Facts. It's going to be revealed as an Act III twist in DA3, where Cullen will be the love interest who pushes himself on you and game mechanics forces to be in your party constantly as the only possible tank.
He'll also be voiced by Adam Howden instead of Greg Ellis.
