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I don't want Leliana or Morrigan... I WANT WYNNE!!!!!


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So... BioWare... question for you. How is it that you can allow us to bed a dark-haired heartless wench, a red-headed frenchy tart, a bisexual elf who hits on anything with two legs, and god knows what else... but not on the sweet 'ole mage? I mean, think about it... out of all the people available, which of them has the sweetest personality? And everybody knows older women are better in bed, I mean, geez... just thinking of the cutscene that will never be (my elf mage getting it on with Wynne in her tent... wait, she doesn't even have a tent! You bastards!!!!!), brings tears to my eyes and makes my broken heart bleed.

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SheffSteel

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I'm afraid this is a bit of a no-wynne scenario.

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SheffSteel wrote...

I'm afraid this is a bit of a no-wynne scenario.


Epic response. :lol:

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Well you cant Wynne them all......sorry

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Wynne do you think someone will make a mod to romance her?

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In short wynne is dead and reanimated by a beneavolent spirit from the Fade.



I dont know about you but the dead aren't on my romance list :)

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Anzurok wrote...

So... BioWare... question for you. How is it that you can allow us to bed a dark-haired heartless wench, a red-headed frenchy tart, a bisexual elf who hits on anything with two legs, and god knows what else... but not on the sweet 'ole mage? I mean, think about it... out of all the people available, which of them has the sweetest personality? And everybody knows older women are better in bed, I mean, geez... just thinking of the cutscene that will never be (my elf mage getting it on with Wynne in her tent... wait, she doesn't even have a tent! You bastards!!!!!), brings tears to my eyes and makes my broken heart bleed.


unless im mistaken leliana is not an elf

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i am also dissapointed with the available romance options. only 2 female and no elf. what happened to all those elvish (or elven?) girls maric bedded?

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Granny good-hips is already on life support. Don't break her!

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MILF quest, anyone?

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kansadoom wrote...

Anzurok wrote...

So... BioWare... question for you. How is it that you can allow us to bed a dark-haired heartless wench, a red-headed frenchy tart, a bisexual elf who hits on anything with two legs, and god knows what else... but not on the sweet 'ole mage? I mean, think about it... out of all the people available, which of them has the sweetest personality? And everybody knows older women are better in bed, I mean, geez... just thinking of the cutscene that will never be (my elf mage getting it on with Wynne in her tent... wait, she doesn't even have a tent! You bastards!!!!!), brings tears to my eyes and makes my broken heart bleed.


unless im mistaken leliana is not an elf


He was talking about the other bisexual, not Leliana.

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at least give us the queen

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GravityParade wrote...

kansadoom wrote...

Anzurok wrote...

So... BioWare... question for you. How is it that you can allow us to bed a dark-haired heartless wench, a red-headed frenchy tart, a bisexual elf who hits on anything with two legs, and god knows what else... but not on the sweet 'ole mage? I mean, think about it... out of all the people available, which of them has the sweetest personality? And everybody knows older women are better in bed, I mean, geez... just thinking of the cutscene that will never be (my elf mage getting it on with Wynne in her tent... wait, she doesn't even have a tent! You bastards!!!!!), brings tears to my eyes and makes my broken heart bleed.


unless im mistaken leliana is not an elf


He was talking about the other bisexual, not Leliana.


Oh I must not have come across her yet

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SheffSteel wrote...

I'm afraid this is a bit of a no-wynne scenario.


Epic-Wynne

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I think Wynne is smoking hot as well.

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Belathal wrote...

Well you cant Wynne them all......sorry


Wynne a few lose a few.

<groan>

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You Wynne some, you lose some?

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Ghurshog wrote...

In short wynne is dead and reanimated by a beneavolent spirit from the Fade.

I dont know about you but the dead aren't on my romance list :)


Not even little Tommy Cruise when he played that vampire guy... you know the "Undead"

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kansadoom wrote...

GravityParade wrote...

kansadoom wrote...

Anzurok wrote...

So... BioWare... question for you. How is it that you can allow us to bed a dark-haired heartless wench, a red-headed frenchy tart, a bisexual elf who hits on anything with two legs, and god knows what else... but not on the sweet 'ole mage? I mean, think about it... out of all the people available, which of them has the sweetest personality? And everybody knows older women are better in bed, I mean, geez... just thinking of the cutscene that will never be (my elf mage getting it on with Wynne in her tent... wait, she doesn't even have a tent! You bastards!!!!!), brings tears to my eyes and makes my broken heart bleed.


unless im mistaken leliana is not an elf


He was talking about the other bisexual, not Leliana.


Oh I must not have come across her yet

/grin 

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kansadoom wrote...

GravityParade wrote...

kansadoom wrote...

Anzurok wrote...

So... BioWare... question for you. How is it that you can allow us to bed a dark-haired heartless wench, a red-headed frenchy tart, a bisexual elf who hits on anything with two legs, and god knows what else... but not on the sweet 'ole mage? I mean, think about it... out of all the people available, which of them has the sweetest personality? And everybody knows older women are better in bed, I mean, geez... just thinking of the cutscene that will never be (my elf mage getting it on with Wynne in her tent... wait, she doesn't even have a tent! You bastards!!!!!), brings tears to my eyes and makes my broken heart bleed.


unless im mistaken leliana is not an elf


He was talking about the other bisexual, not Leliana.


Oh I must not have come across her yet


it's no "her"

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I also wish to woo Wynne. I think that if we shout loud enough, then we'll eventually Wynne the devs over.

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Ghurshog wrote...

In short wynne is dead and reanimated by a beneavolent spirit from the Fade.

I dont know about you but the dead aren't on my romance list :)


epic. Lol :lol:

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My elven lass is looking for something alittle...bigger then Zev, and more experienced then Alistair*cough*



Shale would be perfect...but she doesn't have the 'neccesities'....Sten would be perfect..



Can you bed Sten?

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I suppose it could work. I could imagine her come-ons.

Wynne, "There may be snow top on the mountains but there's a fire down below!"

Modifié par Wickedjelly, 18 novembre 2009 - 08:19 .


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Ninjaphrog wrote...

Can you bed Sten?


Yes, because we all want a 2 handed axe handle shoved in our ass. :crying: