Aller au contenu

Photo

Thank you Bioware you turned me gay


84 réponses à ce sujet

#1
zazally

zazally
  • Members
  • 842 messages
Do not go to the blooming rose there are transexuals that look like females but they have manly deep pitched voices epic trap Bioware you fooled me and I lost 2 sovereigns (if I spelt that right) so my hat goes of to you guys *claps*

#2
RinpocheSchnozberry

RinpocheSchnozberry
  • Members
  • 6 212 messages
The Conversation Wheel Strikes Again!

#3
Blood-Lord Thanatos

Blood-Lord Thanatos
  • Members
  • 1 371 messages
hey, at least its only a videogame. it could be a lot worse, you could have been corpse camped by an archdemon.

#4
BouncyFrag

BouncyFrag
  • Members
  • 5 048 messages
"can't get enough? who can, really?"

#5
Hatchetman77

Hatchetman77
  • Members
  • 706 messages

zazally wrote...

Do not go to the blooming rose there are transexuals that look like females but they have manly deep pitched voices epic trap Bioware you fooled me and I lost 2 sovereigns (if I spelt that right) so my hat goes of to you guys *claps*


Yea, misrepresenting merchandise to cheat players out of currency and creating a huge amount of buyer's remorse seems to be BioWare's new thing...

Modifié par Hatchetman77, 12 avril 2011 - 05:32 .


#6
The Angry One

The Angry One
  • Members
  • 22 246 messages
OMG RUINED FOREVER

#7
sphinxess

sphinxess
  • Members
  • 503 messages
Huh - I didn't turn gay but I sure look for women with facial tatoos now - they just seem more natural

Modifié par sphinxess, 12 avril 2011 - 05:54 .


#8
Nephi_1111

Nephi_1111
  • Members
  • 47 messages
This post made me giggle

#9
sheppard7

sheppard7
  • Members
  • 1 493 messages
You mean you went to a place where that one elf shows he swings both ways when you have to question him for that quest and you are surprised you got with a dude?

It's a trap!

#10
TJSolo

TJSolo
  • Members
  • 2 256 messages
Not that elf.
I believe the elf trap is Serendipity.

Modifié par TJSolo, 12 avril 2011 - 05:58 .


#11
Cutlass Jack

Cutlass Jack
  • Members
  • 8 091 messages
You know this same thing can happen with real life if you aren't careful with Hookers. Just putting that out there so you don't get surprised.

#12
MorrigansLove

MorrigansLove
  • Members
  • 1 444 messages

Cutlass Jack wrote...

You know this same thing can happen with real life if you aren't careful with Hookers. Just putting that out there so you don't get surprised.


Learnt from experience?

#13
Dark83

Dark83
  • Members
  • 1 532 messages
OP needs to stay away from Thailand.

#14
Fruit of the Doom

Fruit of the Doom
  • Members
  • 1 204 messages
Image IPB


All according to plan... MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

EDIT:  Also, this is for you- 

Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 12 avril 2011 - 06:03 .


#15
Cutlass Jack

Cutlass Jack
  • Members
  • 8 091 messages

MorrigansLove wrote...

Learnt from experience?


The Crying Game.

#16
Loc'n'lol

Loc'n'lol
  • Members
  • 3 594 messages
click

You should just have listened to ambient dialogue to get a clue. :)

#17
Pious_Augustus

Pious_Augustus
  • Members
  • 680 messages
Darth Gaidor and Mike Laidlow strike again to force you to accept their agenda. I just popped in the disc and its true what the guy says. Two gay hookers one straight...oh Bioware staff

#18
DeathStride

DeathStride
  • Members
  • 427 messages

TJSolo wrote...
Not that elf.
I believe the elf trap is Serendipity.

I knew it! I learned my lesson in Origins when the same thing happened to me at the Pearl so in DA2 whenever I go the BR I very very carefully examine the faces and voices of any prospective.... candidates. Serendipity always struck me as... manfacey. And "her" voice was ambiguous.

I was mortified when it happened to my male Warden in Origins but my friends had a great laugh about it, as did I once I got over the shock/disgust lol. (Definitely not saying gay people are disgusting, just that I find the thought of my Warden, aka me, sleeping with another man to be... unpleasant)

Modifié par DeathStride, 12 avril 2011 - 06:16 .


#19
Fruit of the Doom

Fruit of the Doom
  • Members
  • 1 204 messages

DeathStride wrote...

TJSolo wrote...
Not that elf.
I believe the elf trap is Serendipity.

I knew it! I learned my lesson in Origins when the same thing happened to me at the Pearl so in DA2 whenever I go the BR I very very carefully examine the faces and voices of any prospective.... candidates. Serendipity always struck me as... manfacey. And "her" voice was ambiguous.

I was mortified when it happened to my male Warden in Origins but my friends had a great laugh about it, as did I once I got over the shock/disgust lol. (Not saying gay people are disgusting, just that I find the thought of my Warden, aka me, sleeping with another man to be... unpleasant)


You'll get over it by the time Phase 3 of our agenda is complete.

#20
Cutlass Jack

Cutlass Jack
  • Members
  • 8 091 messages

Pious_Augustus wrote...

Darth Gaidor and Mike Laidlow strike again to force you to accept their agenda. I just popped in the disc and its true what the guy says. Two gay hookers one straight...oh Bioware staff


All the hookers are bisexual. If you're buying, they're sexual. Gender has nothing to do with it.

Is there a 'Bisexual agenda?' Does this mean they also have a Lobotomy agenda since there are so many Tranquil?

#21
DeathStride

DeathStride
  • Members
  • 427 messages

Cutlass Jack wrote...

Pious_Augustus wrote...

Darth Gaidor and Mike Laidlow strike again to force you to accept their agenda. I just popped in the disc and its true what the guy says. Two gay hookers one straight...oh Bioware staff


All the hookers are bisexual. If you're buying, they're sexual. Gender has nothing to do with it.

Is there a 'Bisexual agenda?' Does this mean they also have a Lobotomy agenda since there are so many Tranquil?


There's a lot of straight people, mainly young(under 30) guys from what I've seen, who feel threatened by any kind of open display of non-heterosexuality, whether it be gay, bi, or trans and that feeling feeds right into their paranoia that there's some kind of conspiracy/agenda by companies like Bioware to "turn people gay." or bi or whatever. As if that isn't the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard. The only "agenda" that Bioware might have is to actually deal with such subjects in open daylight instead of hiding them in the closet(no pun intended) and pretending they don't exist.

And I say that as part of the demographic I mentioned above, 22 year-old straight male. (although thankfully not one that believes in conspiracies to turn the world gay...)

#22
Cutlass Jack

Cutlass Jack
  • Members
  • 8 091 messages

DeathStride wrote...

There's a lot of straight people, mainly young(under 30) guys from what I've seen, who feel threatened by any kind of open display of non-heterosexuality, whether it be gay, bi, or trans and that feeling feeds right into their paranoia that there's some kind of conspiracy/agenda by companies like Bioware to "turn people gay." or bi or whatever. As if that isn't the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard. The only "agenda" that Bioware might have is to actually deal with such subjects in open daylight instead of hiding them in the closet(no pun intended) and pretending they don't exist.

And I say that as part of the demographic I mentioned above, 22 year-old straight male. (although thankfully not one that believes in conspiracies to turn the world gay...)


I think Flemeth said it best when its mentioned she steals children: "Oh as if I have nothing else better to do." Image IPB

#23
Fruit of the Doom

Fruit of the Doom
  • Members
  • 1 204 messages
There are better things to do than make people gay?

:innocent:

Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 12 avril 2011 - 06:43 .


#24
The Angry One

The Angry One
  • Members
  • 22 246 messages
I prefer making people bi. It's much more fun.

#25
Slihthinden

Slihthinden
  • Members
  • 10 messages
Who needs to make people bi - according to what I have seen in game the vast majority seem to be bi - this more than anything confirmed to me that this really is a fantasy world.

Modifié par Slihthinden, 13 avril 2011 - 03:21 .