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#26
DeathStride

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Fruit of the Doom wrote...
There are better things to do than make people gay?
:innocent:

Debatably. ;)

The Angry One wrote...
I prefer making people bi. It's much more fun.

Isn't it though?

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Fruit of the Doom

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DeathStride wrote...

Fruit of the Doom wrote...
There are better things to do than make people gay?
:innocent:

Debatably. ;)

The Angry One wrote...
I prefer making people bi. It's much more fun.

Isn't it though?


HERETICS!

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I am only disturbed by the limited number of heterosexual options at the Rose, damned Orlesians. I will speak to the Viscount about this problem. Or maybe just the proprietor, do they realise that over ninety percent of their customers are heterosexual, and yet 67% of their prostitutes are of no interest to heterosexuals? Nice business model... ha, ha.

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Slihthinden wrote...

Who needs to make people bi - according to what I have seen in game the vastg majority seem to be bi - this more than anything confirmed to me that this really is a fantasy world.


Demons appearing out of thin air? Perfectly normal.
People shooting firestorms from their bare hands? Totally mundane.
Grey giants with horns coming out of their heads? Realistic!
A few people with bisexual preferences? FANTASY! IMMERSION RUINED.

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Helena Tylena

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Of course there's no gay agenda.
The whole point was never to make people gay. It is to make heterosexuals feel as if gay people are naturally superior to them, so they'll submit to us.

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Dark83 wrote...

OP needs to stay away from Thailand.


LOL

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zazally wrote...

Do not go to the blooming rose there are transexuals that look like females but they have manly deep pitched voices epic trap Bioware you fooled me and I lost 2 sovereigns (if I spelt that right) so my hat goes of to you guys *claps*


2 sovereigns for a transexual elf is a damned good deal.

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Helena Tylena wrote...

Of course there's no gay agenda.
The whole point was never to make people gay. It is to make heterosexuals feel as if gay people are naturally superior to them, so they'll submit to us.


Shhhhh!

Don't tell them you fool!

#34
The Angry One

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Can only the heteros submit or can everyone join in?

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The Angry One wrote...

Can only the heteros submit or can everyone join in?

If leashes are involved, you'll get Isabela as a bonus.

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IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

2 sovereigns for a transexual elf is a damned good deal.


You should see the price for the Round-the-World Full Squeaky Clean Servicing...

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Oh you liked it.

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Zkyire

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Cutlass Jack wrote...

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

2 sovereigns for a transexual elf is a damned good deal.


You should see the price for the Round-the-World Full Squeaky Clean Servicing...


Your ideas are intriguing to me and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Modifié par IEatWhatIPoo, 12 avril 2011 - 08:12 .


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SERENDIPITY!

FORSOOOTH!

'she' strikes again.

Modifié par JabbaDaHutt30, 12 avril 2011 - 08:15 .


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JabbaDaHutt30

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IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

zazally wrote...

Do not go to the blooming rose there are transexuals that look like females but they have manly deep pitched voices epic trap Bioware you fooled me and I lost 2 sovereigns (if I spelt that right) so my hat goes of to you guys *claps*


2 sovereigns for a transexual elf is a damned good deal.


those elves in the blooming rose are disappointing. they have waay too much make-up, their head is odd-shaped and their bodies are too thin! at least Merrill looks like a woman... somewhat!

Modifié par JabbaDaHutt30, 12 avril 2011 - 08:17 .


#41
JabbaDaHutt30

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The Angry One wrote...

Slihthinden wrote...

Who needs to make people bi - according to what I have seen in game the vastg majority seem to be bi - this more than anything confirmed to me that this really is a fantasy world.


Demons appearing out of thin air? Perfectly normal.
People shooting firestorms from their bare hands? Totally mundane.
Grey giants with horns coming out of their heads? Realistic!
A few people with bisexual preferences? FANTASY! IMMERSION RUINED.


different creatures and races are somewhat the point of having a fantasy setting... making everyone bisexual isn't... unless it's some sort of odd sexual fantasy that cropped up in the writers' heads.

Modifié par JabbaDaHutt30, 12 avril 2011 - 08:21 .


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The Angry One

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JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

different creatures and races are somewhat the point of having a fantasy setting... making everyone bisexual isn't... unless it's some sort of odd sexual fantasy that cropped up in the writers' heads.


Heaven forbid a writer write their world as they want.

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The Angry One wrote...

JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

different creatures and races are somewhat the point of having a fantasy setting... making everyone bisexual isn't... unless it's some sort of odd sexual fantasy that cropped up in the writers' heads.


Heaven forbid a writer write their world as they want.


I'd like to see you post this to every person who whines that the ME serious doesn't have any gay romances

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JabbaDaHutt30

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The Angry One wrote...

JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

different creatures and races are somewhat the point of having a fantasy setting... making everyone bisexual isn't... unless it's some sort of odd sexual fantasy that cropped up in the writers' heads.


Heaven forbid a writer write their world as they want.


It has nothing to do with 'what they want'. Qunari, elves, dwarves, are believable in the context of a fantasy setting; making everyone bisexual is... less common.

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zazally wrote...
I lost 2 sovereigns


Should have paid the full price :whistle:

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Helena Tylena wrote...

Of course there's no gay agenda.
The whole point was never to make people gay. It is to make heterosexuals feel as if gay people are naturally superior to them, so they'll submit to us.


Can I skip the whole submission thingy? I'm not really into that scene. May I substitute whipped cream and other edible items instead?  :innocent:

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The Angry One

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PlumPaul82393 wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

different creatures and races are somewhat the point of having a fantasy setting... making everyone bisexual isn't... unless it's some sort of odd sexual fantasy that cropped up in the writers' heads.


Heaven forbid a writer write their world as they want.


I'd like to see you post this to every person who whines that the ME serious doesn't have any gay romances


And the people who say this also claim ME is unrealistic because it doesn't?

JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

different
creatures and races are somewhat the point of having a fantasy
setting... making everyone bisexual isn't... unless it's some sort of
odd sexual fantasy that cropped up in the writers' heads.


Heaven forbid a writer write their world as they want.


It has nothing to do with 'what they want'. Qunari, elves, dwarves, are believable in the context of a fantasy setting; making everyone bisexual is... less common.


First, "everyone" isn't.
Second, it's less common according to what? Our world? This isn't our world.

Modifié par The Angry One, 12 avril 2011 - 08:30 .


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DeathStride

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Mr.House wrote...

Oh you liked it.

Shhh! :bandit:

Nobody can know that Bioware's agenda is already working on me! I now routinely visit gay bars.:police:


*feels like he ought to put a disclaimer because some idiots might actually believe that*

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Ha! My straight brother also went for that elf, before realising there was more than meets the eye. His expression when the elf started talking was hilarious!
He went back for a second go though.

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ReallyRue wrote...

Ha! My straight brother also went for that elf, before realising there was more than meets the eye. His expression when the elf started talking was hilarious!
He went back for a second go though.

LOL!

Modifié par DeathStride, 12 avril 2011 - 08:33 .