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[Boiny Bunny]

When meeting Alistair in Act 3 (with Isabela in the party)

Isabela (to Alistair): Hey, you're a king now!

Alistair: Hey it's you!  You look...different!

Isabela: Don't we all?

Had me chuckling for a minute - makes light of the fact that neither Isabela nor Alistair look anything like they did in DA:O (or Teagan for that matter, who is now a fugly hobo).

What's yours?

Modifié par Boiny Bunny, 13 avril 2011 - 01:43 .

[belwin]

anything between Isbella, Varric and Merrill gets to be here.

[Augustei]

"I, Will Not... Be Defeated!!!" *Smash* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Dramatic and she just disproved her statement. lol =D

[turian councilor Knockout]

No, Hawke you bastard i came back for you, OK, of you go

[Hurbster]

Male Hawke - "Muzzle the geezer", femhawke just doesn't get the cockney in the accent for that part.

[Knightly_BW]

"Oooo... you are courting him!"

[Tripedius]

'The champion is gone, just like the warden'

The end.

Best bit, really.

[Rifneno]

Orsino:  Well I'll give her blood magic!

Oh wait, best wasn't sarcastic?  Then my vote goes to this exchange:

Bartrand:  Three, no four entrances to the Deep Roads?  All the Free Marches?!  Where did you get this?!
Anders:  A wizard did it. 

[ForeignPatriot]

"Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you've got"
-Varric

[Plaintiff]

Any party banter between Isabela and Aveline

And this little gem:

Carver: You know, Fenris, I have a tattoo.
Fenris: You have a what?
Carver: A tattoo. A lot of us got them before Ostagar. It's a Mabari. For strength.
Fenris: Does it curse you with the ability to reach into a man and tear out his insides?
Carver: Uh. I can make it bark.
Fenris: Please don't.
Anders: Yes, refrain.

[Fredvdp]

What's a Mekel?

[IoCaster]

"You've gone four years without?!? You must creak like a rusty hinge." - Isabela

[rma2110]

Fennris: The way you fondle your crossbow is .... disturbing.
Varric: Hey! I'm a perfect gentleman ... in public.

[Ferretinabun]

Generally I think Isabela is a very underdeveloped, two dimensional character (****, basically), but she was the also the only one who came out with conversations that brought me up short - though that's possibly because I had such a low opinion of her generally:

■Anders: Do you ever have any regrets?
■Isabela: About what?
■Anders: Anything? Everything? I can't figure you out.
■Isabela: The past's past. I learned that young. If it can't bring you gold or giggles, what's the point in dwelling on it?
■Anders: Maybe the chance to fix a mistake? Make things right again?
■Isabela: Eh. Our mistakes make us who we are.
■Anders: That was almost profound.

Then there are these exchanges between her and Avenline:

■Aveline: How are you so successful with men? You're not that pretty.
■Isabela: Cast a wide enough net, and you're bound to catch something.
■Aveline: (Laughs) At least you're willing to admit it.
■Isabela: Trust me. I've heard, "Get away from me, you pirate hag!" more times than I care to count.
■Aveline: Doesn't that bother you?
■Isabela: Why should it? They don't know me. I know me.
───────
■Aveline: You're right.
■Isabela: About?
■Aveline: About knowing who you are.
■Aveline: I'm the captain of the guard. I'm loyal, strong, and I don't look too bad naked.
■Isabela: Exactly. And if I called you a mannish, awkward, ball-crushing do-gooder, you'd say...?
■Aveline: Shut up, ****.
■Isabela: That's my girl.

Yes, she really could have been a great character. Just a pity 95% of her dialogue is basically just: 'Let's have sex'.

I did also chuckle at:

Isabela: I like big boats, I cannot lie.

[Louis deGuerre]

Aveline: *sigh* All right, I can fix this. I need… I need three goats and a sheaf of wheat. You’ll take them to his mother.

[FaeQueenCory]

Louis deGuerre wrote...



Aveline: *sigh* All right, I can fix this. I need… I need three goats and a sheaf of wheat. You’ll take them to his mother.

THIS XD
And anything Flemeth says while giggling...

[Ferretinabun]

Oh yeah.

Hawke: Good point.
Flemeth: If you knew my daughter, you'd know how seldom I hear that.

[The Angry One]

Aveline: "Say, it's a nice night for an evening."

[Abispa]

I'm not saying it's perfect (far from), but I did enjoy this game. However, every time I play a mage, wielding a staff and wearing a mage's gown that no other class or civilian wears, I can't help but either face palm myself or laugh out loud every time I have a conversation with a clueless Templar.

"There are some disturbing rumors about you."

No! Really?

[Lewie]

There are so many good ones. I liked the barman in the hanged man talking about the guy who came down in just his boots with the purpose of airing things out.

[Abispa]

"What's a 'speed griffon'?"

[Rockpopple]

Aveline to Isabella: "So help me *hore, I will break you"

An exasperated Aveline: It's not funny!
A smirking Hawke: Oh I beg to differ.

Anders: The obvious thief was just a little too obvious.

Hawke: Looks like they took him to some bolt hole in the Wounded Coast. I wonder if it's near the Injured Cliffs? Or the Limping Hills? Massive Head-Trauma Bay? .... No? Just me? *sighs*

Modifié par Rockpopple, 13 avril 2011 - 06:08 .

[BigEvil]

Plaintiff wrote...

Any party banter between Isabela and Aveline

And this little gem:

Carver: You know, Fenris, I have a tattoo.
Fenris: You have a what?
Carver: A tattoo. A lot of us got them before Ostagar. It's a Mabari. For strength.
Fenris: Does it curse you with the ability to reach into a man and tear out his insides?
Carver: Uh. I can make it bark.
Fenris: Please don't.
Anders: Yes, refrain.

If you have Merrill in your party for that banter she goes "Eeewww."

My favourite dialogue, so difficult to pin down. Pretty much any banter between Varric and Isabela or Isabela and Aveline is great. And Merrill is funny in her own naive way. But I'd say my favourite was in Act 3 after Aveline and Donnic are married. Isabela discusses something she wrote down with Varric, and much to Aveline's chagrin, it's "friend" fiction about her and Donnic. Very funny.

[Maria Caliban]

I like big boats. I cannot lie.

If you stick your thumb up his ass, I win.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 13 avril 2011 - 06:06 .

[hoorayforicecream]

Serious-wise, I liked the prophetic conversation Isabela has with Anders in act 3:

Anders: There is justice in the world.
Isabela: Is there? You want to free the mages. Let's say you do, but to get there, you kill a bunch of innocent people.
Isabela: What about them? Don't they then deserve justice?
Anders: Yes.
Isabela: And then what? Where does it end?
Isabela: It's like a bar brawl. People are continuously pulled into the fray, and nobody remembers why it started.
Isabela: Justice is an idea. It makes sense in a world of ideas, but not in our world.

For giggles, the friend fiction one had me in stitches:

Isabela: Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
Varric: Give it here.
Varric: "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles)
Varric: "She pounced—the smooth moves of a jungle cat—and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He—"
Aveline: What?
Isabela: Nothing.
Aveline: What is that?
Isabela: Shh! (Giggles)
Varric: Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication.
Isabela: It's "friend-fiction!" I do it out of love.
Aveline: I will never, ever be clean again.