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[TheAwesomologist]

Seneshal: ... I wouldn't know were one would find such a person... (or something to that effect)
Varric: Hanged Man
Fenris: Hanged Man
Isabella: Hanged Man
Etc...

[stobie]

Can I get you something to eat or drink? I have... water.

[hoorayforicecream]

stobie wrote...

Can I get you something to eat or drink? I have... water.

I like how she says this, when there's several wheels of cheese and a fish in her house.

[Maria Caliban]

stobie wrote...

Can I get you something to eat or drink? I have... water.

Hawke: I wouldn't drink the water around here.
Merrill: I always boil it first. Most of the time, it stops moving.

[Torax]

Female Hawke: Ugh, I'm gonna need a bath after that.
Emule: I could bathe you, with my tongue I mean.
Merrill: Well that wouldn't work. Your tongue isn't raspy enough. You'd probably just drool all over the place.


The best of it all could be the Lady Nella exchange though.

[SimToth1212]

Fenris: Is there something you want, Anders?
Anders: You really don't have the temperament for a slave.
Fenris: Is that a compliment or an insult?
Anders: I'm just wondering how your master didn't kill you.
Fenris: How have the templars not killed you?
Anders: I'm charming.

[lameduckie]

I thought Danzig had one of the best lines : "Someone shut the Buck up".

[stobie]

Maria Caliban wrote...

stobie wrote...

Can I get you something to eat or drink? I have... water.

Hawke: I wouldn't drink the water around here.
Merrill: I always boil it first. Most of the time, it stops moving.

Oh, god, I hadn't heard that part!  That's wonderful. 

[stobie]

There's also the Varrick/Fenris exchange, about Fenris not wearing an outfit that says, "I hate you all. I was a slave."

[sydified]

Anders: I can't imagine what Hawke sees in you.
Fenris: It is done. Leave it be.
Anders: Well, good. I always knew she had some sense.
Fenris: Do not make light of this. Leaving was the hardest thing I've ever done.
Isabela: Oh, will you two get over yourselves. You're like two dogs around a **** in heat!
Fenris: ...we were talking about Hawke. Not you.

[Iosev]

Isabela: Hmm. Apostate prostitutes...Apostitutes! *laughs*

Though that's not really a dialogue but Isabela cracking herself up, lol.

Modifié par arcelonious, 13 avril 2011 - 11:34 .

[Greta13]

Anders: Is that suppose to be Andraste's face on your crotch?
Sebastian:What?
Anders: That belt buckle thing, is that Andraste?
Sebastian: My father had this amour commissioned when I took my vows as a brother.
Anders: I'm just not sure I'd want the Marker seeing me shove his brides head between my legs every morning.

Lol!!

[SimToth1212]

Anders: Go ahead. Say it.
Sebastian: Say what?
Anders: I saw you watching me.
Sebastian: I was looking at the clouds.
Anders: Don't give me that. I know you've been judging me.
Anders: You think I'm out of control. How can I claim to speak for mages when I'm half demon myself?
Sebastian: The one over there looks a bit like a bunny rabbit.
Merrill: I saw that too!

[Deztyn]

Sloth Demon about Justice: What human wanted to merge with a prig like that?

It was unexpected, so it made me lol way more than it should have.

Pretty much everything Aveline says in her Act 2 quests.
"I thought it was clear. Metal is strong. Copper ages well. Flowers are soft."
"All right, I can fix this. I need... I need three goats and a sheaf of wheat."
"It's a real nice night for an evening."

[Obadiah]

Dude in the bar says something like: You ever get the impression we're all part of a story someone is telling? I wish they'd make me better looking...

[Beerfish]

I can't help but always laugh at the guy in the hanged man talking about Speed Griffons. Just the way the guy talks and laughs gives me a chuckle every time.

[Lewie]

'You drinking from their tab again?'
You have to in this job, see how you like drunk men trying to pinch your arse and lick you. Ugh!'

More Norah!

Sarcastic Hawke: 'I found something of yours, your reason for living'


'Save me you B*******!' And all in fight ranting. 'Go for THE FACE'.  

The chosen accents were perfect, one of my favs is the comtesse (Dulce) and the subsequent laughter from Varric. 

Varric: 'I think my jaw just hit the deep roads' was priceless.

Some is not dialogue but one liners, still.

Modifié par louise101, 20 avril 2011 - 01:37 .

[Icy Magebane]

Hawke to Tal'Vashoth Mercenary: "It seems the last man standing has final say on who is right or wrong."

I just love that entire exchange... (direct/aggressive all the way)

And other assorted dialgoues and lines which I cannot recall at this time. Great writing in this game, I must say.
Edit:  Eh... a couple more....
Saemus:  "I am at your whim, serah..." 
and
Arvaarad to Hawke:  "It is my role to hunt they grey ones... or bas who have not yet been enlightened." (and everything else Arvaarad says...)

Modifié par Icy Magebane, 20 avril 2011 - 01:17 .

[tehprincessJ]

Pretty much anything Fenris says in party banter. Followed closely by Carver's "Shove your plight!" to Anders.

[Rifneno]

After Bartrand is shocked by the Warden Deep Roads map and asks how Hawke got it.
Anders:  A wizard did it.

If the Warden, Isabela, and Leliana had a threesome (or foursome) in DAO and Isabela & Varric is in the group upon meeting her in DA2 
Isabela: Leliana!
Leliana: Isabela?
Isabela: "Sister Nightingale" indeed. I remember it didn't take much to make you sing.
Leliana: *laughs awkwardly*
Varric: Is there anyone in Ferelden you haven't slept with?

FemHawke taking the humor response to Anders asking for a favor at their initial meeting:
Hawke:  Let's be more specific.  I don't do anything involving children or animals.

Varric, upon being revived: "Dear Varric, please learn to parry. Your innards. Ouch!"

King Alistair working "Yes, swooping is bad" into the conversation.  And doing so with a smirk and a tone that seemed to say "I know you're waiting for me to say it, here it is."  Also if he married a Cousland Warden:
Alistair:  Well, I suppose I should get back to the old ball and chain.
Teagan: You know the queen hates it when you call her that.
Alistair: No she doesn't.  Just because she killed an archdemon, she doesn't scare me.
Teagan: You keep telling yourself that, Your Majesty.

Pretty much anything Isabela or Varric says is going to be awesome.  Isabela + Aveline = Epic.

[BlueMew]

Rockpopple wrote...
Hawke: Looks like they took him to some bolt hole in the Wounded Coast. I wonder if it's near the Injured Cliffs? Or the Limping Hills? Massive Head-Trauma Bay? .... No? Just me? *sighs*

Yes, that's one of my favourites. And of course:

Aveline: I don't think I have asked to become the butt of your jokes!
Hawke: Donnic.
Aveline: ...okay, sometimes I have asked for it.

Anders: I keep thinking I know you from somewhere...
Isabela: You're Fereldan, right? Ever spend time at the Pearl?
Anders: That's it!
Anders: You used to really like that girl with the griffon tattoos, right? What was her name?
Isabela: The Lay Warden?
Anders: That's right! I think you were there the night I—
Isabela: Oh! Were you the runaway mage who could do that electricity thing? That was nice...
Hawke: Please stop talking. Now.

Isabela is always good for something nice and terrible

[Quatros]

Hawke taking the humorous approach/response regarding the death of the Viscount's son:
"At least it can't get any worse. Today I mean, it's getting kinda late."

So inappropriate yet so funny...

[Redneck1st]

Aveline during the Demands of the Qun quest when Isabella comes back with the tome. The Arishock insist on taking her and Aveline in protest sasy "On no if anyone is going to kick her ass it's going to be me.

Aveline in Dupuis mansion to Dupuis You selfish little **** head.

[Nasabe]

I did laugh at:

Merrill: Your armor is very shiny Sebastian.. doesn't it make you an easier target?

Seb: The Maker's light is my armor Merrill; I am not afraid

Merrill: Couldn't the maker make his light less shiny? Then you wouldn't need as much armor.

Granted the person who is Merrill's voice-actor is amazing, anythng can be funny when she says it.