You know what really sets Humans above and apart from other aliens? Hair.
#1
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 01:52
And from an alien's perspective, that would probably be pretty freaky at first. Just imagine the inbuilt assumptions from the POV of a species whose head can't change like that. Humans are probably as much identified by their hairstyles in the same way we recognize Turians by their face paint, or Asari by their Tatoos. Things that really don't change.
Heck, amatuer alien sociologists probably did their own sort of social-modeling by hairstyle. 'Military caste only grows short hair on males. female military are of certain shapes. Old humans see hair change shades like skin pigments. Humans with spiked 'mohawks' generally of the 'punk' caste.'
But the idea of cutting hair probably seems pretty horrific the first time an alien encounters it. Especially since the notion that we don't have pain receptors in our hair probably isn't that obvious to anyone who doesn't have hair.
Just imagine what might occur if someone changed hairstyles overnight.
"Morning Garrus."
"Morning Shepa- Shepard! Your head!"
"Hm? Oh, you noticed?"
"Damnit, Shepard, when did this happen? Who did this to you!?"
"Uh, a barber? Last night? I mean-"
"Bastard, he ambushed you?! Shepard, did he hurt you anywhere else? How many were there, to take you down like that?"
"Garrus, calm down, I don't think you-"
"Gods, Shepard, you- no, I understand."
"You do?"
"I've seen this before in CSEC. Traumatic assaults can lead the victim into denial as a response. It's only natural."
"Garrus, I-"
"Doctor Chakwas! By god, someone get Doctor Chakwas! Shepard's been maimed!"
"Garrus, listen to me!"
"No, you listen Shepard. It will be alright. I promise you, I'll find the bastard who did this, and I'll make him pay."
#2
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 01:56
Modifié par AlexXIV, 13 avril 2011 - 01:57 .
#3
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 01:59
#4
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 02:09
Not unless their animals have hair. And why would they? Do fish have hair? Lizards? Birds? How many mammals have similar head-hair like we do? Even monkeys have 'fur' as opposed to our sense of hair styles.AlexXIV wrote...
Shoulldn't they know hair from animals?
The xenobioligists of species without hair might be aware of the difference, but the cultural-layman who doesn't know (because they never heard, never investigated, never thought much about it) would easily experience a moment of culture shock when something that they hadn't realized comes in their mind. Sort of how American soldiers in Iraq/Afghanistan have plenty of stories of being amazed that the natives don't know how to use a toilet or portajohn... not realizing that toilets are a Western invention, and that many societies today still don't have plumbing and so wouldn't be used to it.
It was blatantly-nodded joke. Though (warning, another joke!) one would hope we could cure male-pattern baldness in the future.Also if hair sets humans above and apart from other aliens, doesn't it also set women above and apart from men? At least if we talk about head hear and not facial or body hair. I mean, men tend to get bald, women ... not so much.
More matter-of-factly, it wouldn't be unusual or unreasonable for aliens researching humans to categorize us by our hair... including women.
#5
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 02:13
#6
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 02:18
Harkin and Pressley are proof it cannot be cured. They can only raise dead people in the future, but not cure baldness.Dean_the_Young wrote...
Not unless their animals have hair. And why would they? Do fish have hair? Lizards? Birds? How many mammals have similar head-hair like we do? Even monkeys have 'fur' as opposed to our sense of hair styles.AlexXIV wrote...
Shoulldn't they know hair from animals?
The xenobioligists of species without hair might be aware of the difference, but the cultural-layman who doesn't know (because they never heard, never investigated, never thought much about it) would easily experience a moment of culture shock when something that they hadn't realized comes in their mind. Sort of how American soldiers in Iraq/Afghanistan have plenty of stories of being amazed that the natives don't know how to use a toilet or portajohn... not realizing that toilets are a Western invention, and that many societies today still don't have plumbing and so wouldn't be used to it.It was blatantly-nodded joke. Though (warning, another joke!) one would hope we could cure male-pattern baldness in the future.Also if hair sets humans above and apart from other aliens, doesn't it also set women above and apart from men? At least if we talk about head hear and not facial or body hair. I mean, men tend to get bald, women ... not so much.
More matter-of-factly, it wouldn't be unusual or unreasonable for aliens researching humans to categorize us by our hair... including women.
I know you are joking, don't worry. So am I
#7
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 02:24
Being stuck in those suits removed all but the most blatant of sexual characteristics, so of course they would have latched onto additional signals, but the natural choice is to mimic what is already there, rather than create something entirely new off-the-cuff.
Modifié par Magragoc, 13 avril 2011 - 02:25 .
#8
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 02:27
Yes and no. Plenty of of civilizations have art that emphasizes aspects that other civilizations do not.Magragoc wrote...
Quarians probably have hair, or a hair analogue. There's a sartorial element in their helmet / accessory design with the males having a stylized "topknot" and, of course, the headscarf that the females wear.
Being stuck in those suits removed all but the most blatant of sexual characteristics, so of course they would have latched onto additional signals, but the natural choice is to mimic what is already there, rather than create something entirely new off-the-cuff.
A headscarf does not need to be for hair, since it can just as well be as protection/decoration of a bald head, nor does a topknot need to secure hair either. It can decorate or signal a helm, which exists to protect the head as opposed to the hair.
#9
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 02:28
I always pictured Quarians to be rather reptile looking considering their hands and legs.Magragoc wrote...
Quarians probably have hair, or a hair analogue. There's a sartorial element in their helmet / accessory design with the males having a stylized "topknot" and, of course, the headscarf that the females wear.
Being stuck in those suits removed all but the most blatant of sexual characteristics, so of course they would have latched onto additional signals, but the natural choice is to mimic what is already there, rather than create something entirely new off-the-cuff.
#10
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 02:32
#11
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 02:37
#12
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 03:25
Modifié par Anacronian Stryx, 13 avril 2011 - 03:26 .
#13
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 03:37
#14
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 03:39
#15
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 03:41
You've seen the hair your avatar can have in ME? <.<; It looks like ****, like plastic ****
I hope in the future of ME they will have a new engine, though it prolly wont happend until a new console comes out that is strong enough to better render hair
#16
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 03:46
Modifié par Hah Yes Reapers, 13 avril 2011 - 03:46 .
#17
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 04:09
But it's a cool detail I never thought about before. Thanks for sharing it Dean.
#18
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 04:15
...great, now I want a 'Tali revealed' which has Chewbacca for Tali's face.lovgreno wrote...
Hard to know about the volus and quarians of course. They could be hairballs for all we know (suddenly the Tali lovestory got a little more interesting).
But it's a cool detail I never thought about before. Thanks for sharing it Dean.
Thanks a lot, lovgreno. I'll forgive you if you do the photshopping.
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Posté 13 avril 2011 - 04:17
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Posté 13 avril 2011 - 04:18
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Posté 13 avril 2011 - 04:23
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Posté 13 avril 2011 - 04:27
#23
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 04:46
Sajuro wrote...
So the Reapers are interested in humans because they want long flowing hair?
They want to bring back this dude in the ME universe.

#24
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 05:28
There should be more mammal like sapient species in ME universe, ive already proposed something cat (Kzinti), wolf or bear like. Problem is that the graphics engine they use cant make a realistically looking hair apparently. Tough i wonder if this is such a Big reason. After all, Halo had brutes, which were hairy space gorillas basically, and they looked fine.
Modifié par armass, 13 avril 2011 - 05:30 .
#25
Posté 13 avril 2011 - 05:29
Dean_the_Young wrote...
Heck, amatuer alien sociologists probably did their own sort of social-modeling by hairstyle.
Somehow Relevant.
http://4.bp.blogspot...00/Londo+S2.jpg
Modifié par Wolverfrog, 13 avril 2011 - 05:32 .





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