So at the end of the day where does your Shepard retire to?
#101
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 12:16
#102
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 12:33
eternalnightmare13 wrote...
Goes back to Feros and helps the surviving colonists. Working with his hands, and the land, being part of something bigger then himself. No politicans. No air quotes. Simple and satisfying.
Ah yes, "colonists". Those who wish to live on potentially hostile planets and are a burden to sovereign governments. Ah, we have dismissed that claim...
#103
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 12:37
AdmiralCheez wrote...
Pretty much this, only with more bad dancing and hitting on strangers.100k wrote...
The bar. She drinks herself into a silly state, starts spreading nasty rumors about the crew, until Garrus and Tali drag her ass back onto the Normandy to avoid a public scene.
"DONCHU KNOW WHO I AM?!"
"Yes, Shepard, we know..."
"AHM C'MANDURR F*CKING SHEPARD!"
"Of course you are. Tali, help me with this..."
"HEY YOU CAN'T JUS' TAKE ME! WHO TH' HELL ARE Y--oh hi Garrus."
I can see it now:
You wnna dance wit me???
What?
DO YOU--Do you wanna dance wif me?
No lady, you don't look like you should even be standing right now!
F*ck you! I stood up against da Reapers, and I KICKED DEIR ASSES! So if I wanna dance with a hot guy, then--then-- then *burp* --then that's what's gonna f*cking happen! Ooooooh hey Gare Bear Garrus!
Commander, you're making a scene! Lets get you back to the sh--
Naaaa f*ck that sh*t! Dance wit me you big hunky! This idiot won't dance for sh*t --for sh*t!
Come on Commander, sorry about this, folks! She's usually not this bad.
*Bartender: Get her outta hear, or I'm calling the cops!
Whhhhy don't you call the council's firsssst line of defense, da Spectres...OOOOh right, DATS MEEEEE! I'm here everyone! Neeeeeed me to solve your daddy issues????
C'mon Shepard. One foot after the other. We'll just go through this door here and ---
DATS....*burp* dats what he said!
--What???
Dats what he said!
Who said?
My uncle when--when--when--when I was 15! "Keep your bllllind fold on and go through dis door! I've got a surprise foooor you"
Must be human humor....
WELLLLL yeeeaaaahh! NOW it's funny! But I didn't know he was gonna touch ---
LETS...just focus on getting you back the the ship, Commander!
#104
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 12:41
#105
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 12:42
Then she'll evade taxes on the proceeds, pay herself a 1 credit salary, organize a ponzi scheme to quadruple investment capital while paying no dividends, and spend that money on high end imported varren-skin bodysuits and coats, and customizing her brand new personal fleet of dreadnoughts, one of which she will fly to meet the council where she will cry bankruptcy and receive bailout funding.
Rinse. Repeat.
Years later, laden with guilt and friendless, having lost lovers due to her selfishness and paranoia, she puts her arc projector in her mouth. A movie and game series comes out, loosely based on her story - 'Crass Reject'.
Modifié par MsKlaussen, 15 avril 2011 - 12:54 .
#106
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 12:43
#107
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 12:59
Gosh, could you imagine Shepard as a parent? Eek.
#108
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 01:02
Yeah, he likes exploring.
After that though, he is definitely going to stay on Bekenstein or Illium and spend the rest of his life with Liara.
Modifié par patocerda, 15 avril 2011 - 01:03 .
#109
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 01:09
My Shepard is destined for greatness, if he had survived the reaper attack he would live a peaceful and happy existence, being praised and adored by all races and then he'd die of age, he would be remembered no doubt, an extrardinary man who defeated the reapers saving everybody and at the end died of age, but after all... a man, nothing more.
If he dies saving the galaxy and every organic life sacrificing himself against the reapers then he will have an eternal life in the memories of everyone, he will be a star that never fades, a friggin legend, he will be greater in the history books and thoughts than he ever was in his mortal life... an inmortal symbol of nobility for the human race and for life itself, when thousands of years had passed he will almost be praised as a god, a god of life that defeat death itself.
The end of my Shepard's mortal life against the reapers as a martyr will give birth to an inmortal life in history. And he will be more than a man, he will be a symbol of life and much more.
#110
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 01:11
#111
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 02:15
#112
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 02:25
Sounds good to me.maddenking2010 wrote...
My Shepard will continue his work as a spectre for many more years. He will retire a legend. Though his methods were harsh, sometimes excessively so, he believes the good that came as a result will vindicate him from the brutality he has exerrted, that the ends will justify the means. He will retire with honor with ashley. having lived his whole life in a shroud of violence and zealous service to higher cause for the first time he realizes there is no one left to fight, no enemys left to destroy, there is peace. Having never had a family of his own, he assimilates to life with ashley and her family. He is haunted byt the things he has seen and done, but he puts it behind him, and enjoys his somewhat simple life now with a few mini shepards.
#113
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 02:27
lol I happen to think Shep would be a great parent.XFemShepX wrote...
My Shep would settle back on Earth, where she grew up on the streets, and start the effort to rebuild humanity's home planet (assuming the planet is still salvageable). After the process is well underway and Shepard and her crew are known as heroes galaxy wide (a few years), she'd pull away from the rebuilding and make a very public announcement of retirement from the Alliance military to live the quiet life that she's earned--hopefully on a small beachfront property with Kaidan somewhere. Shep would occasionally do some Spectre work for the Council--espionage, sabotage, sensitive data collection, the occasional merc clean-up--until she decided to raise a family of her own, and make up for the family she had never had.
Gosh, could you imagine Shepard as a parent? Eek.
#114
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 02:27
Dr. Nexas wrote...
Him and Zaeed blow themselves up over Omega.
Thats what my renegade shep will do that. My paragon male shep retires with ash on a small colony. My paragon fem shep forms a merc band with garrus.
#115
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 02:31
SHEPARD YOU ARE NEEDED
Oh boy not again...
ME4 you fight the zerg swarm along side the protoss
#116
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 02:59
#117
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 04:41
#118
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 05:20
I hear it's pretty vacant now.
#119
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 08:42
Trevor Shepard - Colonist/Sole Survivor background sucks. He wants to retire somewhere far away from it all with Liara, the only person who makes him feel complete, and have kids. Dang, that sounded sappy. Oh well!
Myles Shepard - Trolling space with Liara in the Normandy SRWhateverNumberIsInUseNow
Alexander Shepard - Emperor of the galaxy. He is named after Alexander the Great, after all, and he takes that a bit too much to heart.
Pericles Shepard - Emperor of whatever pocket of civilization is left after this reckless crazy is done. Few may survive his tunnel-vision attempts to build a new Athens in space.
Odysseus Shepard - Priesthood. Only way he'll come to grips with all that's happened.
#120
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 09:03
Bail_Darilar wrote...
Isn't this where the shifty looking cow is? Look your doors at night I say.
Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wifes,
Hide yo husband
'Cus shifty space cow is back in town
Modifié par Harmless Crunch, 15 avril 2011 - 09:07 .
#121
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 09:33
#122
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 09:35
He is a Ruthless Colonist, in case you're wondering.
#123
Posté 15 avril 2011 - 09:43
#124
Posté 16 avril 2011 - 08:00
They'd deserve it:devil:lolwut666 wrote...
My Shepard will fill a ship with explosives and crash it somewhere heavily populated by batarians.
He is a Ruthless Colonist, in case you're wondering.
#125
Posté 16 avril 2011 - 08:03
She'll get a little farm, a sheep and a cow, and breed horses.





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