Fan 1: Honestly people, you're complete noobs if you don't get the story. The CHARACTERS were the story!
Fan 2: But that's lame. What about the Reap-
Fan 3: Come on dude, get with the program! The Reapers aren't the purpose of the game, the collectors weren't even the purpose. Characters dude, characters!
Fan 4: I agree with fan 2, ME2 was terrible because the Reapers weren't even a real threat. Just look at Harbinger!
Fan 1: Pshhh, you're missing the point. I mean just look at it: 80% of the game was made up of the characters; deal with it.
Fan 4: But even the collectors were stupid. I mean, their leadup was terrible, their reveal was terrible, and their mystery was terribly executed.
Fan 3: Of course! That's because the Characters were the story!
Fan 2: Well if that's the case, how come they all have the equivalent of costumes and wear only breathers in space?
Fan 4: Yeah and what about their short conversation trees? How come we only get two conversations out of them?
Fan 1: It doesn't matter how long their conversation trees were, what's there was awesome.
Fan 3: Yeah, quality over quantity dudes.
Fan 2: Whatever. What about the terrible Paragon/Renegade system? What ever happened to the skill trees? What about weapon stats?
Fan 1: Para/Rene system was fine, just look at all the nifty interrupts! And now I don't have to worry about skill trees and can just shoot things *pew pew*
Fan 3: Yeah, I got to push a guy out the window! That was awesome...
Fan 4: Dude, para/rene was terrible, it destroyed role playing! It makes no sense for a paragon shepard to push a guy out the wind-
Fan 3: Oh you be quiet, no one wants ot listen to your disengenuous asssertions: INTERNET PUNCH
Fan 4: Did you really just type internet punch and expect-
Fan 1: Shhhhhhhhhhhh
To be continued
Feel free to try your own! This place is full of funny people, just look at the Motivationals and Comic threads.
However, it is supposed to be light hearted not real bashing. Try doing one from the other sides perspective, like mine.
Modifié par GuardianAngel470, 15 avril 2011 - 08:40 .
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