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[DeathStride]

Anyone else laugh when they saw this as an armor upgrade for Izzy? One would think she gets all the rigid boning she needs already...

Modifié par DeathStride, 15 avril 2011 - 08:26 .

[Crossroads_Wanderer]

On a more serious note, assuming that is referring to the piece that goes in a corset, I can't see how she'd be able to fight wearing that. She'd be breathless before the battle really began and her ability to dodge and move about would be somewhat hindered.

[King Killoth]

what armor upgrade?

[DeathStride]

Crossroads_Wanderer wrote...
On a more serious note, assuming that is referring to the piece that goes in a corset, I can't see how she'd be able to fight wearing that. She'd be breathless before the battle really began and her ability to dodge and move about would be somewhat hindered.

If we're being realistic she'd be dead from the extremely lethal cocktail of STD's that was her body by age 20 from sleeping with every sailor in the Waking Sea and Amaranthine Ocean. And yet she lives on...

Modifié par DeathStride, 15 avril 2011 - 08:27 .

[JabbaDaHutt30]

DeathStride wrote...

Crossroads_Wanderer wrote...
On a more serious note, assuming that is referring to the piece that goes in a corset, I can't see how she'd be able to fight wearing that. She'd be breathless before the battle really began and her ability to dodge and move about would be somewhat hindered.

If we're being realistic she'd be dead from the extremely lethal cocktail of STD's that was her body by age 20 from sleeping with every sailor in the Waking Sea and Amaranthine Ocean. And yet she lives on...

Condoms. 

[DeathStride]

JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

DeathStride wrote...
If we're being realistic she'd be dead from the extremely lethal cocktail of STD's that was her body by age 20 from sleeping with every sailor in the Waking Sea and Amaranthine Ocean. And yet she lives on...

Condoms. 

Has Gaider ever said that they had condoms in Thedas? All he's mentioned from what I hear is that they have some birth control tea stuff but not any condom-esque contraception...

[ReallyRue]

DeathStride wrote...

JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

DeathStride wrote...
If we're being realistic she'd be dead from the extremely lethal cocktail of STD's that was her body by age 20 from sleeping with every sailor in the Waking Sea and Amaranthine Ocean. And yet she lives on...

Condoms. 

Has Gaider ever said that they had condoms in Thedas? All he's mentioned from what I hear is that they have some birth control tea stuff but not any condom-esque contraception...

Sheep-stomach condoms. Washable for re-use.

[TobiTobsen]

DeathStride wrote...

Crossroads_Wanderer wrote...
On a more serious note, assuming that is referring to the piece that goes in a corset, I can't see how she'd be able to fight wearing that. She'd be breathless before the battle really began and her ability to dodge and move about would be somewhat hindered.

If we're being realistic she'd be dead from the extremely lethal cocktail of STD's that was her body by age 20 from sleeping with every sailor in the Waking Sea and Amaranthine Ocean. And yet she lives on...

pfff... didn't you listen to her? That's what healing magic is for.

Magic. Healing STD's in Thedas since the Pre-Ages!

[Torax]

TobiTobsen wrote...

DeathStride wrote...

Crossroads_Wanderer wrote...
On a more serious note, assuming that is referring to the piece that goes in a corset, I can't see how she'd be able to fight wearing that. She'd be breathless before the battle really began and her ability to dodge and move about would be somewhat hindered.

If we're being realistic she'd be dead from the extremely lethal cocktail of STD's that was her body by age 20 from sleeping with every sailor in the Waking Sea and Amaranthine Ocean. And yet she lives on...

pfff... didn't you listen to her? That's what healing magic is for.

Magic. Healing STD's in Thedas since the Pre-Ages!

That or just a large stack of Injury Kits.

[DeathStride]

TobiTobsen wrote...

DeathStride wrote...

Crossroads_Wanderer wrote...
On a more serious note, assuming that is referring to the piece that goes in a corset, I can't see how she'd be able to fight wearing that. She'd be breathless before the battle really began and her ability to dodge and move about would be somewhat hindered.

If we're being realistic she'd be dead from the extremely lethal cocktail of STD's that was her body by age 20 from sleeping with every sailor in the Waking Sea and Amaranthine Ocean. And yet she lives on...

pfff... didn't you listen to her? That's what healing magic is for.
Magic. Healing STD's in Thedas since the Pre-Ages!

lol standard healing magic might do for the average Thedasian, but Izzy is a special case. SuperAIDS doesn't respond well to it, she'd need Andraste's ashes mixed with some Grey Warden Joining potion; and that's just the initial dose.

[Maria Caliban]

DeathStride wrote...

Anyone else laugh when they saw this as an armor upgrade for Izzy? One would think she gets all the rigid boning she needs already...

Yes.

[JabbaDaHutt30]

DeathStride wrote...

JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

DeathStride wrote...
If we're being realistic she'd be dead from the extremely lethal cocktail of STD's that was her body by age 20 from sleeping with every sailor in the Waking Sea and Amaranthine Ocean. And yet she lives on...

Condoms. 

Has Gaider ever said that they had condoms in Thedas? All he's mentioned from what I hear is that they have some birth control tea stuff but not any condom-esque contraception...

Why wouldn't they? Most of the technology they have is possible from medieval times...

Modifié par JabbaDaHutt30, 15 avril 2011 - 09:42 .

[DeathStride]

Maria Caliban wrote...

DeathStride wrote...
Anyone else laugh when they saw this as an armor upgrade for Izzy? One would think she gets all the rigid boning she needs already...

Yes.

Good to know anyhow

Modifié par DeathStride, 15 avril 2011 - 09:44 .

[Sabariel]

My reaction: Lalala... shopping for robes....... *snork* "rigid boning". Nice.

[Cutlass Jack]

Yup it was a funny pun. Both for the name and because it really is something you put in bodices and corsets. (like she wears)

[TheBlackBaron]

DeathStride wrote...

Anyone else laugh when they saw this as an armor upgrade for Izzy? One would think she gets all the rigid boning she needs already...

My reaction to this thread title suggests you are not alone. 

[Esbatty]

I'm still snickering. Hell she'd be snickering with us.

[DeathStride]

Sabariel wrote...
My reaction: Lalala... shopping for robes....... *snork* "rigid boning". Nice.

Ditto.

Cutlass Jack wrote...
Yup it was a funny pun. Both for the name and because it really is something you put in bodices and corsets.
(like she wears)

It is? Ha! That's priceless. I thought it was just something the writers made up and sounded about right in the context of corsets.(a mouthful of alliteration! yum.)

Esbatty wrote...
I'm still snickering. Hell she'd be snickering with us.

Undoubtedly.

Modifié par DeathStride, 16 avril 2011 - 06:09 .

[rwilli80]

This thread along with that aspect of the game made me laugh.. I don't care what they say about you Bioware.. Stay classy!

[Rifneno]

I didn't even realize the double entendre.  I spent so much time tradeskilling in Everquest, which actually uses rigid bonings as a component, that I didn't think anything of it when I saw it.  I feel robbed of my inpurity now.   

[DeathStride]

Rifneno wrote...
I didn't even realize the double entendre.  I spent so much time tradeskilling in Everquest, which actually uses rigid bonings as a component, that I didn't think anything of it when I saw it.  I feel robbed of my inpurity now.   

Consider your impurity and/or loss of innocence restored as of reading this thread.

[Augustei]

DeathStride wrote...

Anyone else laugh when they saw this as an armor upgrade for Izzy? One would think she gets all the rigid boning she needs already...

hey thats my hawkes misses your talkin' about man!

[frustratemyself]

Rigid boning and a good smiting. You can never have too much of a good thing

[TobiTobsen]

DeathStride wrote...

TobiTobsen wrote...

DeathStride wrote...

Crossroads_Wanderer wrote...
On a more serious note, assuming that is referring to the piece that goes in a corset, I can't see how she'd be able to fight wearing that. She'd be breathless before the battle really began and her ability to dodge and move about would be somewhat hindered.

If we're being realistic she'd be dead from the extremely lethal cocktail of STD's that was her body by age 20 from sleeping with every sailor in the Waking Sea and Amaranthine Ocean. And yet she lives on...

pfff... didn't you listen to her? That's what healing magic is for.
Magic. Healing STD's in Thedas since the Pre-Ages!

lol standard healing magic might do for the average Thedasian, but Izzy is a special case. SuperAIDS doesn't respond well to it, she'd need Andraste's ashes mixed with some Grey Warden Joining potion; and that's just the initial dose.

The question is: Would the risk be worth the totally awesome art of blood magic Isabela can perform on your nether regions?

You be the judge!