SirLogical wrote...
Well he is kind of telling the story of DA:2. I find it amusing anyway. I did quite like DA:2, but I can see its flaws, and also how terribly ironic the marketing campaign was in retrospect.
Dear Valued Customer,
Of course you like Dragon Age 2. It is AWESOME!!!! 10x better than Dragon Age: Origins.
However, you are extremely wrong in your claim that it has flaws. It is perfect. It has action, blood, explosions (blood fiery and intestinal), body parts everywhere, ninjas who defy gravity, ninja who transport down in place from the starship Enterprise, several airborne brigade ninjas, demons, homosexuals, awesome sauce, memorable cave locale(s), Alistair, Leliana, Zevran, Nathaniel, Anders, Cullen, Isabela, and Varric's chest mane, an engaging story in which each choice you make changes the course of Thedas destiny. What more can you ask for? Nothing. You can ask for nothing more.
Thank you, Sir Logical, for your future purchase of Dragon Age 2 DLC.
Rick Sanchez
EA/Bioware Marketing Director and PR Manager




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