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[Kempeorlaxan]

I bet like in mass effect they will create slight unavoidable sexual tension. For example:

First he will tell me just that he admires me.

Then he will forget to call me "sir"

Then he will ask if he is out of line

Then he will ask if he is special!

lolz I will be confused at which part do I kill him to stop it from developing!

Modifié par Kempeorlaxan, 30 octobre 2009 - 02:27 .

[Kempeorlaxan]

Oh and I don't want to hurt his feelings by saying "no, you are not special"... I'd rather just kill him >.<

[Lady Catastrophe]

I don't think he'll flirt with you unless you flirt with him first.I hope not,anyway.Liara's ever so slightly obsessive crush on Shepard really creeped me out with how forced it was.

[HeathenKing]

Kempeorlaxan wrote...

I bet like in mass effect they will create slight unavoidable sexual tension. For example:

First he will tell me just that he admires me.

Then he will forget to call me "sir"

Then he will ask if he is out of line

Then he will ask if he is special!

lolz I will be confused at which part do I kill him to stop it from developing!

If you're such a raging homophobe, you have the option to kill him the moment you meet him.

[FlintlockJazz]

Ryuuichi009 wrote...

FlintlockJazz wrote...

Forwen wrote...

You better watch out what you wish for... Zevran is an assassin, and you normally don't see them coming until it's too late.

That's why you should always use protection...

Good one.

Whatever could you mean, good one? :innocent:

[Kempeorlaxan]

Lady Catastrophe wrote...

I don't think he'll flirt with you unless you flirt with him first.I hope not,anyway.Liara's ever so slightly obsessive crush on Shepard really creeped me out with how forced it was.

I was actually talking about Kaidan... When I played a female character he kept saying stuff that I didn't need to hear... Like how he was in love with a girl that looked like me or stuff like that O.o

[Kempeorlaxan]

imported_beer wrote...

Kempeorlaxan wrote...

If any pretty boy tries to get in my pants I'll break his skull there and then! Without even letting him explain himself! (really hopes that is an in-game option)

Only if there is an option that will allow me to kill all npcs that look at me.

I don't like people looking at me. You never know they are thinking. Might as well behead them just to be sure. 

I like u already....!

[Varenus Luckmann]

I hope I get the chance to freak out and beat him with a sword on the first slight advance.

[Maria Caliban]

Forwen wrote...

You better watch out what you wish for... Zevran is an assassin, and you normally don't see them coming until it's too late.

Zevran: *comes before the PC can see him doing so*
PC: Maker's Breath! I wasn't finished.
Zevran: Hah ha! *runs naked into the bushes*

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 30 octobre 2009 - 04:54 .

[Varenus Luckmann]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Forwen wrote...

You better watch out what you wish for... Zevran is an assassin, and you normally don't see them coming until it's too late.

Zevran: *comes before the PC can see him doing so*
PC: Maker's Breath! I wasn't finished.
Zevran: Hah ha! *runs naked into the bushed*

It is entirely possible I'll be unable to get an erection ever again.

[Maria Caliban]

Varenus Luckmann wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Forwen wrote...

You better watch out what you wish for... Zevran is an assassin, and you normally don't see them coming until it's too late.

Zevran: *comes before the PC can see him doing so*
PC: Maker's Breath! I wasn't finished.
Zevran: Hah ha! *runs naked into the bushed*

It is entirely possible I'll be unable to get an erection ever again.

My work here is done.

[aidron]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Forwen wrote...

You better watch out what you wish for... Zevran is an assassin, and you normally don't see them coming until it's too late.

Zevran: *comes before the PC can see him doing so*
PC: Maker's Breath! I wasn't finished.
Zevran: Hah ha! *runs naked into the bushes*

Note to self: Increase Zevran's Willpower IG to enhance his stamina.

[Dee Breezy]

I have to agree... seein zev and an old, angry, drunkark of a dwarf (like mine) will make for quite a disturbin cut scene haha...

[Teemu733]

Or how about Alistair and one of the old hags we've seen created here...

[Saurel]

HeathenKing wrote...

Kempeorlaxan wrote...

I bet like in mass effect they will create slight unavoidable sexual tension. For example:

First he will tell me just that he admires me.

Then he will forget to call me "sir"

Then he will ask if he is out of line

Then he will ask if he is special!

lolz I will be confused at which part do I kill him to stop it from developing!

If you're such a raging homophobe, you have the option to kill him the moment you meet him.

Or you could just say "No I'm not interested" or "We should be talking tactics"

Modifié par Saurel, 30 octobre 2009 - 08:13 .

[Varenus Luckmann]

HeathenKing wrote...

Kempeorlaxan wrote...

I bet like in mass effect they will create slight unavoidable sexual tension. For example:

First he will tell me just that he admires me.

Then he will forget to call me "sir"

Then he will ask if he is out of line

Then he will ask if he is special!

lolz I will be confused at which part do I kill him to stop it from developing!

If
you're such a raging homophobe, you have the option to kill him the
moment you meet him.

That's not fair. It's not like you know that he's a ****** at that point.

Saurel wrote...

HeathenKing wrote...

Kempeorlaxan wrote...

I bet like in mass effect they will create slight unavoidable sexual tension. For example:

First he will tell me just that he admires me.

Then he will forget to call me "sir"

Then he will ask if he is out of line

Then he will ask if he is special!

lolz I will be confused at which part do I kill him to stop it from developing!

If you're such a raging homophobe, you have the option to kill him the moment you meet him.

Or you could just say "No I'm not interested" or "We should be talking tactics"

Now that wouldn't be half as fun.

[rscottcatlive]

You never know if you like it til you try.

[Korva]

Kempeorlaxan wrote...

I think your question is "Why I posted in the public forum". I guess I hoped there would be less jerks who can't take a joke. ^.^

The problem is that there are people who DO NOT use "I wanna kill the queer" as a "joke". And there are people who do not restrict that to fictional homosexuals. Yet many of these "men" have no problem wanking themselves to images of queer women.

Look at how many threads that even mention anything "gay" explode with hateful trolls who seem bent on getting the threads locked and silenced.

To say it gets old would be the understatement of the century.

Modifié par Korva, 31 octobre 2009 - 09:59 .

[elemental150]

Korva wrote...

Kempeorlaxan wrote...

I think your question is "Why I posted in the public forum". I guess I hoped there would be less jerks who can't take a joke. ^.^

The problem is that there are people who DO NOT use "I wanna kill the queer" as a "joke". And there are people who do not restrict that to fictional homosexuals. Yet many of these "men" have no problem wanking themselves to images of queer women.

Look at how many threads that even mention anything "gay" explode with hateful trolls who seem bent on getting the threads locked and silenced.

To say it gets old would be the understatement of the century.

Agreed I think this thread is disgusting and the OP is a disgrace......

[Kempeorlaxan]

Korva wrote...

Kempeorlaxan wrote...

I think your question is "Why I posted in the public forum". I guess I hoped there would be less jerks who can't take a joke. ^.^

The problem is that there are people who DO NOT use "I wanna kill the queer" as a "joke". And there are people who do not restrict that to fictional homosexuals. Yet many of these "men" have no problem wanking themselves to images of queer women.

Look at how many threads that even mention anything "gay" explode with hateful trolls who seem bent on getting the threads locked and silenced.

To say it gets old would be the understatement of the century.

I'm not gonna stop talking about something just because there are narrow-minded ppl in this world who don't wanna hear about it. I suggest u do the same.

Modifié par Kempeorlaxan, 31 octobre 2009 - 06:29 .

[Kempeorlaxan]

elemental150 wrote...


Agreed I think this thread is disgusting and the OP is a disgrace......

I think your avatar is disgusting and salarians are a disgrace!

Turians Power!

(If you can take this joke I have no idea what problem you have with my original joke about zevran)

If you can't take this joke than I think u take this stuff too seriously T_T

Modifié par Kempeorlaxan, 31 octobre 2009 - 06:32 .

[checkstock]

Kempeorlaxan wrote...

elemental150 wrote...


Agreed I think this thread is disgusting and the OP is a disgrace......

I think your avatar is disgusting and salarians are a disgrace!

Turians Power!

(If you can take this joke I have no idea what problem you have with my original joke about zevran)

If you can't take this joke than I think u take this stuff too seriously T_T

There's disliking salarians and then there's making tasteless jokes about commiting virtual hate crimes.

And then there's making those tasteless jokes and then there's obsessing over and expounding on it and adding increasingly large amounts of detail with each post.

Guess what you're doing.

[Lucy Glitter]

Modifié par Lucy_Glitter, 01 novembre 2009 - 05:18 .

[Saurel]

Varenus Luckmann wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Forwen wrote...

You better watch out what you wish for... Zevran is an assassin, and you normally don't see them coming until it's too late.

Zevran: *comes before the PC can see him doing so*
PC: Maker's Breath! I wasn't finished.
Zevran: Hah ha! *runs naked into the bushed*

It is entirely possible I'll be unable to get an erection ever again.

Zevran: Veranus....the girls told me you are averse to having relations with humans, may I suggest an alternative?