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[Fiery Phoenix]

We probably all have differing terms as to what makes a romance subplot cute, romantic, or sexy. Below is my personal list of ME2 romances categorized based on my own opinion and experience:

Cutest:  Tali
Sexiest:  Miranda
Most Romantic:  Thane

Note that this isn't an evaluation of the characters themselves, but their respective romances. That is to say, this isn't about the characters, only the romances linked to them. Additionally, it's probably worth mentioning that the only ME2 romances I've personally tried in my game are Miranda's and Thane's, but I have seen the others on YouTube -- all of them, so I believe I have a pretty good idea about them.

Let's see what you all think.

[Sylvianus]

Cutest : Tali
Sexiest : Miranda
most romantic : Tali.

[DrRedrum]

Cutest: Tali
Sexiest: Miranda
Most Romantic: Thane
Funniest: Garrus

[Barquiel]

Cutest: Kelly
Sexiest: Miranda
Most Romantic: Liara

[Dean_the_Young]

How do you define cute? Tali was puppy love on sugar, but had some disturbing undertones of fan-worship and taking advantage of the young.

Romancing Jacob's abs was the sexiest for anyone who likes abs, and the guy behind them was actually stable, sane, and going to live for awhile.


Ashley Williams wins for poetry, personality, and even the right amount of flaws. I thought Captain, O Captain, was pretty romantic in its context.

[Fiery Phoenix]

DrRedrum wrote...

Cutest: Tali
Sexiest: Miranda
Most Romantic: Thane
Funniest: Garrus

I was torn on Garrus' being a mixture of cute and funny; I almost added it in place of Tali's in the OP. I think "funniest" describes it best, though!

EDIT:  Dean, since this is only about the ME2 romances, I didn't include Ashley, otherwise I would have. And I did in fact find Tali's romance to be especially sweet!

Modifié par Fiery Phoenix, 17 avril 2011 - 07:28 .

[jellobell]

Cutest: Tali (I really don't think that there's any doubt about that, Tali's cute as a button).
Sexiest: Jacob
Most Romantic: Thane (the angst in that last scene was so thick it could be cut with a knife, but the other stuff was quite romantic)
Most Dramatic: Jack
Most Adorkable: Garrus 

Modifié par jellobell, 17 avril 2011 - 07:27 .

[Sylvianus]

Sexiest: Jacob

Finally someone who recognizes it !

Modifié par Sylvianus, 17 avril 2011 - 07:34 .

[EffectedByTheMasses]

Sexiest: Miranda
Most romantic: Ashley in ME1
Most angsty: Thane
Sweetest: Garrus

[ADLegend21]

Sexiest: Miranda
Most romantic: Jacob
Cutest:Jack

I've tried them all so I have the experience.

[Collider]

Archetypes:

1. "Sexy" casual romance - Jacob/Miranda
2. Cute, awkward friends to lovers romance - Garrus/Tali
3. Tragic characters - Thane/Jack

Modifié par Collider, 17 avril 2011 - 07:39 .

[Turneyvore]

The Cute: Liara
The Romantic: Jack (Paragon)
The Sexy: Jack (Renegade)

[Deanooo]

Cute: Tali
Sexiest: Miranda
The one i find difficult to go through with: Jack

[Fiery Phoenix]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Sexiest: Miranda
Most romantic: Jacob
Cutest:Jack

I've tried them all so I have the experience.

I'm jealous that the Jacob romancers get that seemingly bittersweet kiss from him after the suicide mission. He's the only love interest who does that sort of thing with you post-ending. I guess the prize was serious business, after all.

[Collider]

Jacob has the most content of the ME2 romances.

[jeweledleah]

adorkable=Garrus
bittersweet=Thane
touching=Jack(paragon version)
romantic=I'm going to go with the unusual and say Jacob
discomfiting=Tali
sexy=Miranda

edited to add - I guess not so unusual after all

Modifié par jeweledleah, 17 avril 2011 - 07:46 .

[jellobell]

Collider wrote...

Archetypes:

1. "Sexy" casual romance - Jacob/Miranda
2. Cute, awkward friends to lovers romance - Garrus/Tali
3. Tragic characters - Thane/Jack

Yes, that's the perfect way to group them. Bioware characters are very archetypal, and you can especially see that in the tones of their romances.

[Dean_the_Young]

Fiery Phoenix wrote...

DrRedrum wrote...

Cutest: Tali
Sexiest: Miranda
Most Romantic: Thane
Funniest: Garrus

I was torn on Garrus' being a mixture of cute and funny; I almost added it in place of Tali's in the OP. I think "funniest" describes it best, though!

EDIT:  Dean, since this is only about the ME2 romances, I didn't include Ashley, otherwise I would have. And I did in fact find Tali's romance to be especially sweet!

Must be the dextro, eh?

But bah, bah I say. Ashley's greatness as a plausible human being eclipses them all.

Modifié par Dean_the_Young, 17 avril 2011 - 07:54 .

[Arijharn]

Call me weird, but I've only ever been able to go through with one romance in ME2 and that's Miranda. Even when I set out at the start and say: "This time I'll go with Jack!" I end up with Miranda :S.

Hell, I'm having a hard enough time trying to 'stay' with Ashley on the one playthrough that I didn't sac her and romanced her, as I find it really hard to just say 'ok, you're forgiven' after her Horizon rant.

[GodWood]

Cute: ...Tali's I guess?
Romantic: Jack's (full romance)
Sexy: Jack's (casual 'romance')

[Lymle Lemuri]

Most Romantic: Thane
Sexiest: Morinth (Nothing is more sexy than dying by orgasm)
Cutest: Tali
Most Awkward: Garrus
Vomit Material: Jacob (please put your shirt back on.)

THE ROMANCE THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Mordin! (Why wont you love me?!)

[CulturalGeekGirl]

I'm going to expand this beyond ME2, because everyone's described and categorized all the ME2 romances perfectly already.

Cutest:  Garrus
Sexiest:  Liara
Most Romantic: ME1 Kaidan

At first I didn't find Liara that interesting, but after LotSB I found her quite sexy. As much as I adore the characters, I don't consider the in-game component of any of the romances particularly sexy.

Garrus is so cute it hurts. Supportive waist. Cheesy music. Just want something to go right.

Kaidan felt like a classic romance. The moment when he pulls Shepard up from the floor in front of the lockers? Gets me every time.

Modifié par CulturalGeekGirl, 18 avril 2011 - 08:22 .

[JeffZero]

jellobell wrote...

Collider wrote...

Archetypes:

1. "Sexy" casual romance - Jacob/Miranda
2. Cute, awkward friends to lovers romance - Garrus/Tali
3. Tragic characters - Thane/Jack

Yes, that's the perfect way to group them. Bioware characters are very archetypal, and you can especially see that in the tones of their romances.

Seconding this.

[JeffZero]

Saphra Deden wrote...

Cute: I don't know, what is "cute"? When I think cute I think of a kitten. When it comes to relationships I'm not interested in kittens.

Sexy: Tali, easy. "I promise..." Makes me blush.

Tragic: I don't know, Liara? Mainly because I don't return her affections.

Garrus' stumbling is cute and not at all kitten-like. Stumbling can describe kittens often, however, so it's important to note the separate connotations. It's easy to keep track of these things so long as you don't begin associating Garrus with balls of yarn.