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#101
DownyTif

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Dragoonlordz wrote...

Bed Isabella, marry none and kill Anders, Fenris, Sebastion, Merrill, Aveline and 99% of the population of Kirkwall.


This! But I would kill Isabella also after.

#102
Serelir

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Bed: Sister Petrice, that Qunari lieutenant with the metal mask (he'd have to keep it on), Fenris (only once though), Varric, Isabela, Anders, Cullen, Thrask, Orsino, Marethari

Marry: None, EVER! Though I might allow some of them to live with me.

Kill: Can't be bothered. I'd make Sebastian my sex slave and dress up as Andraste just to mess with his mind.

#103
JedTed

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Bed Izzy, Merry Merrill, make Anders walk the plank. Then Bed Izzy and Merrill in the captain's quarters of Izzy's new ship.

#104
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ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Treasure Woman wrote...

Bed Anders, Marry Anders, Kill Merill


Bed Merrill*, marry Merrill, kill Anders. Twice. With lightning.




*I would actually bed Isabela, but the parallelism could not be sacrificed.


That's directed at me? XD I don't care about you killing Ander's twice with lightning. :lol: Or did you want me to say how I'd kill Merill?

Modifié par Treasure Woman, 19 avril 2011 - 04:15 .


#105
Chromie

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Bed Isabella
Marry Merrill
Kill Anders

#106
DomiiMai

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Leeroi wrote...

BP20125810 wrote...

Bed Dragon Age Origins, marry Mass Effect 3, and kill Dragon Age 2


Win.


epic failure. 

#107
Astranagant

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Bed Lady Hawke, Marry Lady Hawke and Kill I can't decide between Merrill and Anders.

Modifié par Astranagant, 19 avril 2011 - 07:02 .


#108
The Angry One

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Tuilinn Celeborne wrote...

Kill: Can't be bothered. I'd make Sebastian my sex slave and dress up as Andraste just to mess with his mind.


I like the way you think.

#109
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The Angry One wrote...

Tuilinn Celeborne wrote...

Kill: Can't be bothered. I'd make Sebastian my sex slave and dress up as Andraste Elthina just to mess with his mind.


I like the way you think.


Fix'd

#110
sevalaricgirl

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hawat333 wrote...

Bed Sandal, Marry Dog, kill eye witnesses.


Now this got me laughing so hard and I'm in my office at work!

#111
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Leeroi wrote...

BP20125810 wrote...

Bed Dragon Age Origins, marry Mass Effect 3, and kill Dragon Age 2


Win.

Agree B)

#112
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Alistairlover94 wrote...

ImoenBaby wrote...

hawat333 wrote...

Bed Sandal, Marry Dog, kill eye witnesses.


LOL silliness Image IPB

Bed Cullen, Marry Cullen, do whatever Cullen wants, actually -- and kill the competition!


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Oh...so much this :wub::wub::wub:

#113
Blood-Lord Thanatos

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Sacrifice Merril and Isabela in Blood-Magic rituals, Corrupt Aveline, and manipulate Fenris into my service.

#114
Alex Kershaw

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DA2: Bed - Isabela, Marry - Bethany (not sister), Kill - Anders I guess

DAO: Bed - Leliana, Marry - Morrigan, Kill - I wouldn't want to kill anybody, but Wynne if I had to kill at least 1 since she's going to die soon anyways :(

Modifié par Alex Kershaw, 20 avril 2011 - 12:08 .


#115
RPGmom28

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Bed Fenris, Marry Varric, kill Carver.

Ohh, I get to do DAO also?

Bed Zevran, Marry Alistair, kill Isolde!

Modifié par RPGmom28, 20 avril 2011 - 10:58 .


#116
vitae-vixi

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DA2: Bed ~ Varric Marry~ Sebastian Kill~Anders

DAO: Bed ~ Zevran (try and get Alistair to join in! XD) Marry ~ Alistair Kill ~ Leliana.

#117
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bed the Arishok, marry no one and kill the Arishok while sleeping with him, so you would not have to take the effort to duel him

for DAO-A
bed the Mother and the Architect in a threesome

#118
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andraip wrote...

bed the Arishok, marry no one and kill the Arishok while sleeping with him, so you would not have to take the effort to duel him

for DAO-A
bed the Mother, Velanna and the Architect in a  threesome  foursome.


Fix'd. Now you're really a masochist.

#119
DownyTif

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DownyTif wrote...

Dragoonlordz wrote...

Bed Isabella, marry none and kill Anders, Fenris, Sebastion, Merrill, Aveline and 99% of the population of Kirkwall.


This! But I would kill Isabella also after.


I will rewrite mine.
Bed Isabella along with Merrill, marry none and kill Anders, Isabella (after), Sebastian, Merrill (after), Aveline and 99% of the population of Kirkwall.

Make Fenris be a slave of Bethany and kill myself (Hawke). Let Varric live so he can tell the story!

#120
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Bed Fenris
Marry Fenris
Kill Anders

#121
Xeranx

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Bed Aveline, marry Aveline, and kill Anders.

#122
quickthorn

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Bed Fenris or Isabela
Marry friendmanced Fenris, Aveline or Varric.
Kill Anders

For DA:A
Bed Nathaniel
Marry Nathaniel or Sigrun
Kill no-one (although Velanna came closest)

Modifié par quickthorn, 21 avril 2011 - 12:09 .


#123
UrsulaCousland

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Bed Fenris
Marry Fenris
Kill Anders and possibly Merrill.

DA:O/A
Bed Nathaniel or Alistair
Marry Alistair or Nathaniel
Kill Velanna :)

#124
mhendon

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Bed Fenris
Marry Sebastion (I demand consummation!)
Kill Isabella (Shes a biohazard)

DA:O

Bed Zevran
Marry Alistair
Kill Morrigan

DA:A

Bed Anders
Marry Nathaniel
Kill Velanna...oh wait I did. :)

#125
Treasure Woman

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And for DA:A
Bed Anders
Marry Anders
Kill Velanna. I got tired of her real quick.

DA:O
Bed Zevran
Marry Zevran
Kill Whynne. I HATE that judgemental old hag. >:(  I'd kill Leliana, too.

Modifié par Treasure Woman, 21 avril 2011 - 03:04 .