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[Eternal Phoenix]

So who made them? Did they just randomly spawn from stone? Chantry says The Maker didn't create them.

[hoorayforicecream]

It's dwarves all the way down.

[Xewaka]

Elton John is dead wrote...
So who made them? Did they just randomly spawn from stone? Chantry says The Maker didn't create them.

Well you see, when a mommy dorf and a daddy dorf love each other very much...

Modifié par Xewaka, 18 avril 2011 - 05:16 .

[Eternal Phoenix]

Go on...

[Maria Caliban]

A cow licking a giant's armpit. I s**t you not.

[Xewaka]

Elton John is dead wrote...
Go on...

I would, but the profanity filter doesn't let me.

[Paraxial]

Xewaka wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...
Go on...

I would, but the profanity filter doesn't let me.

Sex.

[Eveangaline]

Well the chantry probably isn't the best source.

I'm going to take a longshot and say 'they evolved'

And if not, I'm going to guess that they did in fact spawn from sexy rocks.

[Herr Uhl]

Maria Caliban wrote...

A cow licking a giant's armpit. I s**t you not.

Wasn't it a salt rock?

[Eternal Phoenix]

Eveangaline wrote...

Well the chantry probably isn't the best source.

I'm going to take a longshot and say 'they evolved'

And if not, I'm going to guess that they did in fact spawn from sexy rocks.

Evolved from what? Rocks? Then wouldn't they be rocks? Let's try another:

Bible Doctor wrote...

Xewaka wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...
Go on...

I would, but the profanity filter doesn't let me.

Sex.

Yes but how did the first come to be?

My anwer based on evidence:

They just spawned from rocks. The first dwarf was called Har Rock and he already had a beard when the stone chucked him out.

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 18 avril 2011 - 08:00 .

[lockdown51]

The dwarves probably have some creation myth where they break out of the rocks. For a real world comparison, the Filipinos have a myth where the first man broke out of bamboo.

For my official guys, I'm going with the Organians seeded them eons ago along with the elves and humans and Qunari. So, aliens did it.

[Shacary]

rotfl you guys are killing me, with laughter but I like it!

[Apathy1989]

The dwarves themselves say they are born from the stone, so in death they return to the stone.

However there seem to be plenty of andrastian dwarves around, especially on the surface. I wonder if they still believe they come from the stone.

Edit: Several ancient human civilisations believed that they came from caves, miraculously. I suppose this is kind of similar.

Modifié par Apathy1989, 18 avril 2011 - 08:20 .

[Masako52]

The dwarves don't believe in the Mater, anyway. They have their own religion.

Realistically, I'm gonna go with evolution, because I'm not convinced the Maker stuff is any more than a religion.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Who is the Mater? The Maker's brother? I suppose that could be the stage for future DA games - The Mater vs The Maker and you get to choose sides.

[Rexiselic]

We're not telling.

[Stigandr Ogaefa]

Dwarves were made from the maggot's eating Ymir's corpse.

[Beerfish]

jollyorigins wrote...

Well you see, when dwarves come out of their mothers their little rocks. Grey ones are boys and pink ones are girls....

Can you believe that dumb psycho elf in Awakenings almost fell for that?  She must have rolled a 3 intelligence.

[Eternal Phoenix]