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Has anyone found my pantaloons?


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Fruit of the Doom

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I lost them while out walking the other day, and haven't been able to find them.

I can offer 1 gold piece and 757 exp as a reward for their safe return.

While you are at it, would you mind looking for my friend Bob's corpse?

I think I may have dropped it near Lirene's Ferelden Imports while shopping for groceries in Lowtown.

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bleetman

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That depends. Would you consider your pantaloons your reason for living?

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Maria Caliban

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I'm not amused, but I think it's well-done.

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Camenae

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You're a liar. A LIAR I say. I found the one true pantaloons but they were NOT YOURS.

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Gavinthelocust

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I think if I look for them I'll be attacked by the dreaded skydiving roof gangs.

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Camenae wrote...

You're a liar. A LIAR I say. I found the one true pantaloons but they were NOT YOURS.


YES THEY ARE!

YOU DIDN'T GIVE THEM TO THAT LYING DWARF DID YOU?!

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY PANTALOOOOOONS!!!

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bleetman wrote...

That depends. Would you consider your pantaloons your reason for living?


Well, my existence in this video game completely revolves around their recovery.  So, yes I suppose.

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I'm sorry FoD, the dwarf offered me more XP cuz of my super-leetsauce signature edition rewards and other +XP itemz! Simply put: you were outbid.

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Fruit of the Doom

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:crying:

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bleetman

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I have this other pair of dirt encrusted pantaloons my mabari dug up, if you'd like.

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bleetman wrote...

I have this other pair of dirt encrusted pantaloons my mabari dug up, if you'd like.


Throw in a semi chewed cake and you got a deal.

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Fruit of the Doom

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HEY THOSE ARE MINE!

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What? No, that's all wrong, you can't ask me for something to return to you. But here, I found your goat.

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If you really lost your pantaloons, then what are you wearing? WHY ARE YOU STILL WALKING AROUND? Go back inside! Oh my poor eyes...

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Gavinthelocust

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But what if he's wearing a robe of some kind? Surely with his nether regions covered you can look upon him casually without damaging your poor virgin eyes.

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Fruit of the Doom

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I think my nether regions are fairly easy on the eyes...  :crying:

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Fruit of the Doom wrote...

I think my nether regions are fairly easy on the eyes...  :crying:


"I can see your (t)rash Serah" :whistle:

Modifié par Lithuasil, 19 avril 2011 - 03:34 .


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Gavinthelocust

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Oh I'm sure your nether regions are as lovely as a new set of velvet curtains but you cannot just go around without your pantaloons. Think of the sweet little children!

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Fruit of the Doom

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THEN GIMME BACK MY PANTALOONS YOU DASTARDLY DWARF!

I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE "IMPECCABLE BUFF"!

(btw, is it just me or does that sound like a porn name?)

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Camenae wrote...

If you really lost your pantaloons, then what are you wearing? WHY ARE YOU STILL WALKING AROUND? Go back inside! Oh my poor eyes...


Maker's breath! Put some clothes on, man!

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Fruit of the Doom wrote...

I think my nether regions are fairly easy on the eyes...  :crying:


Then you have no need for your pantaloons, yes?

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Camenae

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I think Fruit of the Doom sounds more like a porn name than "Impeccable Buff" or whatever it was.

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Fruit of the Doom

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bleetman wrote...

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

I think my nether regions are fairly easy on the eyes...  :crying:


Then you have no need for your pantaloons, yes?


It's cold!

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Sorry but did your pantaloons come with a note? Your name stitched on them? Oh wait...your pantaloons came with a giant yellow arrow balloon that floats over your head!

Oh, sorry I don't have them, I had to draw another map for the Wounded Coast, as I lost the other two maps I drew before. Hey! Maybe my maps are with your pantaloons! I need those maps, I have such a bad memory, you see. I have been there two other times, but still I forget my way. Sad really.

Modifié par erynnar, 19 avril 2011 - 04:03 .


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 If there is no large yellow arrow balloon floating on your map, maybe you simply can't interact with your pantaloons and you should find other pantaloons to interact with.  Better yet, there is a woman at the Hanged Man who does fine without any pantaloons at all and may be able to instruct you how best to manage Pantaloonless Living in Kirkwall: 'Bella is her name.   See Codex Entry: Knicker Knockers