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[Camenae]

Shouldn't you worry about your other, more important lost garbage first? What about your paragon's toe? Remains of your friend, Sister Plinth? Eustice's pommel? Map of occupied Kirkwall? I think you'd be better off finding those first before the stupid pantaloons that you don't wear anyway! Get your priorities straight!!

[FellowerOfOdin]

"Well, you certainly look like a servant with that heavy plate armor and those two longswords in your hands..."

[Fruit of the Doom]

Camenae wrote...

Shouldn't you worry about your other, more important lost garbage first? What about your paragon's toe? Remains of your friend, Sister Plinth? Eustice's pommel? Map of occupied Kirkwall? I think you'd be better off finding those first before the stupid pantaloons that you don't wear anyway! Get your priorities straight!!

But they are the One True Pantaloons!

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Black City where the Shades lie.
One Pantaloons to rule them all, One Pantaloons to find them,
One Pantaloons to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Black City where the Shades lie.

[frustratemyself]

But what are the shades going to do with the pantaloons? Or are they planning something dire like the shleets?

[Fruit of the Doom]

frustratemyself wrote...

But what are the shades going to do with the pantaloons? Or are they planning something dire like the shleets?

Something very dark and evil... and malevolent!

Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 19 avril 2011 - 03:00 .

[Camenae]

Make more threads, FotD. This forum always dies down in the late morning/early afternoon, and I'm bored!

[Fruit of the Doom]

Why not... I haven't scored below 100 in this class so I don't need to pay attention..

[Boiny Bunny]

frustratemyself wrote...

But what are the shades going to do with the pantaloons? Or are they planning something dire like the shleets?

You would be surprised at what you can make out of 3 pairs of pantaloons!

[Chuvvy]

Why did you even bother telling me? As soon as I see a pair of pantaloons, or a body on the ground, I know exactly who they belong to.

[Fruit of the Doom]

Slidell505 wrote...

Why did you even bother telling me? As soon as I see a pair of pantaloons, or a body on the ground, I know exactly who they belong to.

Are you a wizard?  

[OldMan91]

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

Slidell505 wrote...

Why did you even bother telling me? As soon as I see a pair of pantaloons, or a body on the ground, I know exactly who they belong to.

Are you a wizard?  

You crack me up little buddy.

Update: I found your pantaloons. They were inside a cave, outside the city. The cave also happened to be filled with giant spiders and people dancing naked, slitting their wrists. Oh, and they might be a little soaked, as I had to retrieve them from the stomach of a green, giant, four legged monster. Which I killed. With my bad jokes.

Here they are:

Modifié par OldMan91, 20 avril 2011 - 08:11 .

[Fruit of the Doom]

OldMan91 wrote...

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

Slidell505 wrote...

Why did you even bother telling me? As soon as I see a pair of pantaloons, or a body on the ground, I know exactly who they belong to.

Are you a wizard?  

You crack me up little buddy.

Update: I found your pantaloons. They were inside a cave, outside the city. The cave also happened to be filled with giant spiders and people dancing naked, slitting their wrists. Oh, and they might be a little soaked, as I had to retrieve them from the stomach of a green, giant, four legged monster. Which I killed. With my bad jokes.

Here they are:

Thank you so much!

Aren't you happy that Bioware made the brave decision to recycle dungeons, textures, and models so they could fill the game to the brim with thrilling side-quests such as that?

Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 20 avril 2011 - 01:11 .

[tehprincessJ]

You, Mr(s) Fruit, win, for being the biggest troll I've seen here, ever.

[Fruit of the Doom]

tehprincessJ wrote...

You, Mr(s) Fruit, win, for being the biggest troll I've seen here, ever.

I was under the impression that "trolling" was a bad thing...

This was just a joke.  I wasn't trying to aggravate and/or offend anyone!

(it's "Mr." by the way)

Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 20 avril 2011 - 03:38 .

[Camenae]

For one gold piece couldn't you just have bought a mountain of new pantaloons? THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME. I'm keeping the pantaloons since there's obviously something special about them.

[Fruit of the Doom]

Camenae wrote...

For one gold piece couldn't you just have bought a mountain of new pantaloons? THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME. I'm keeping the pantaloons since there's obviously something special about them.

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

Camenae wrote...

Shouldn't
you worry about your other, more important lost garbage first? What
about your paragon's toe? Remains of your friend, Sister Plinth?
Eustice's pommel? Map of occupied Kirkwall? I think you'd be better
off finding those first before the stupid pantaloons that you don't wear
anyway! Get your priorities straight!!

But they are the One True Pantaloons!

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Black City where the Shades lie.
One Pantaloons to rule them all, One Pantaloons to find them,
One Pantaloons to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Black City where the Shades lie.

[Camenae]

Yeah, so...you just shot yourself in the foot even more there. I'm definitely keeping it now, SUCKER!

[Fruit of the Doom]

Camenae wrote...

Yeah, so...you just shot yourself in the foot even more there. I'm definitely keeping it now, SUCKER!

You just wait until the Pantaloon Wraiths find you!

[Cutlass Jack]

I swear you kids today are too lazy. Back in my day we found our own pantaloons, not send out our dog or bored adventurers to find them.

And if that meant we had to walk uphill...in the snow...both ways...with no pants...to find them, well by crimminy we'd do it and be thankful.

On an unrelated note, could I interest any of you fine people in these Torn Trousers? A moth eaten scarf perhaps?

[Fruit of the Doom]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

On an unrelated note, could I interest any of you fine people in these Torn Trousers? A moth eaten scarf perhaps?

Do you have any Books of Suggestive Caricatures?

[Cutlass Jack]

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

Do you have any Books of Suggestive Caricatures?

*rummages through handy trash barrel he carries around*

It just so happens I do! In fact I'm having a special. Get a free 'Rod of Fire Request Form' with every purchase.

[Felene]

I meet a few "Bob" today, anyone of them your friend "Bob"?

[OldMan91]

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

OldMan91 wrote...

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

Slidell505 wrote...

Why did you even bother telling me? As soon as I see a pair of pantaloons, or a body on the ground, I know exactly who they belong to.

Are you a wizard?  

You crack me up little buddy.

Update: I found your pantaloons. They were inside a cave, outside the city. The cave also happened to be filled with giant spiders and people dancing naked, slitting their wrists. Oh, and they might be a little soaked, as I had to retrieve them from the stomach of a green, giant, four legged monster. Which I killed. With my bad jokes.

Here they are:

Thank you so much!

Aren't you happy that Bioware made the brave decision to recycle dungeons, textures, and models so they could fill the game to the brim with thrilling side-quests such as that?

Golly, I sure do think so! It's the stuff of legends, you know. The road less travelled, the path not taken, the hero's journey starts always with the search for pantaloons, corpses, insignias, bottles of wine, books and other assortment of items that must be delivered to their rightful owner.

Such challenges and obstacles are what make a hero.

[Fruit of the Doom]

OldMan91 wrote...

Golly, I sure do think so! It's the stuff of legends, you know. The road less travelled, the path not taken, the hero's journey starts always with the search for pantaloons, corpses, insignias, bottles of wine, books and other assortment of items that must be delivered to their rightful owner.

Such challenges and obstacles are what make a hero.

Exactly!  And when the entire world is about to erupt into a massive war that will undoubtedly cost thousands of lives, and you are partially responsible for it...

RUN AWAY!