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[Cutlass Jack]

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

Exactly!  And when the entire world is about to erupt into a massive war that will undoubtedly cost thousands of lives, and you are partially responsible for it...

RUN AWAY!

Ah that explains how you lost your Pantaloons.

[OldMan91]

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

OldMan91 wrote...

Golly, I sure do think so! It's the stuff of legends, you know. The road less travelled, the path not taken, the hero's journey starts always with the search for pantaloons, corpses, insignias, bottles of wine, books and other assortment of items that must be delivered to their rightful owner.

Such challenges and obstacles are what make a hero.

Exactly!  And when the entire world is about to erupt into a massive war that will undoubtedly cost thousands of lives, and you are partially responsible for it...

RUN AWAY!

That's just when the hero has to prepare for the final fight with the Big Bad™. You know how it is, a montage here, a quest to retrieve the Holy Sword of Death Dealing Big Boss Killing and Generally Awesome Looking there...

Besides, who doesn't want to leave with their love interest in some wild adventure (at sea, if it's Isabella) and do MORE SIDE QUESTS about retrieving random items for clueless peasants who ask you not to "wave it around"?

[Fruit of the Doom]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

Exactly!  And when the entire world is about to erupt into a massive war that will undoubtedly cost thousands of lives, and you are partially responsible for it...

RUN AWAY!

Ah that explains how you lost your Pantaloons.

I just couldn't keep my pantaloons on... 

[Cutlass Jack]

Fruit of the Doom wrote...
I just couldn't keep my pantaloons on... 

Well in that case, can I sell you these 'Suspenders of Disbelief?'

Sounds like you're currently using 'Hindsight' to hold them up.

Modifié par Cutlass Jack, 20 avril 2011 - 07:46 .

[Fruit of the Doom]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

Fruit of the Doom wrote...
I just couldn't keep my pantaloons on... 

Well in that case, can I sell you these 'Suspenders of Disbelief?'

Sounds like you're currently using 'Hindsight' to hold them up.

Yuck, suspenders.

I'd rather go pantaloonless!

Modifié par Fruit of the Doom, 20 avril 2011 - 08:03 .

[AlexXIV]

Well I take the suspenders of disbelief. They may come in handy in my next playthrough.

Modifié par AlexXIV, 20 avril 2011 - 09:01 .

[DeathStride]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

Well in that case, can I sell you these 'Suspenders of Disbelief?'

LOL! I was already 2 posts down before that registered, a mini-epiphany of mirth one might say...

That item ought to be a mandatory item for every DA2 player. And when I say mandatory, I mean mandatory- every time you take off your armor/clothing, in addition to your underclothes, Hawke better be wearing suspenders with that name inscribed in careful detail on them, just to let the player know what's what.

That's why BW left out the sex scenes in the game, they didn't want us seeing Hawke wearing a pair of suspenders hooked to his boxers while getting it on... It would've totally ruined game immersion. Oh wait.

Modifié par DeathStride, 20 avril 2011 - 09:11 .

[Boiny Bunny]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

I swear you kids today are too lazy. Back in my day we found our own pantaloons, not send out our dog or bored adventurers to find them.

And if that meant we had to walk uphill...in the snow...both ways...with no pants...to find them, well by crimminy we'd do it and be thankful.

On an unrelated note, could I interest any of you fine people in these Torn Trousers? A moth eaten scarf perhaps?

Back in my day, we got our pantaloons off foolish nobles who thought we were their laundry service

[Paraxial]

I enjoy how you randomly find a corpse and just casually pick it up and give it to someone.

[AlexXIV]

Bible Doctor wrote...

I enjoy how you randomly find a corpse and just casually pick it up and give it to someone.

Yeah especially if it is a corpse and you just hand it to a random person with the words 'You seem to have misplaced something.'