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[Fruit of the Doom]

[Ayanko]

"MAKER! YOUR SERVANT BEGS YOU FOR THE STRENGTH TO DEFEAT THIS EVIL!!"

[Forst1999]

Ayanko wrote...

"MAKER! YOUR SERVANT BEGS YOU FOR THE STRENGTH TO DEFEAT THIS EVIL!!"

You mean the smiley? He looks a lot like a blood mage...

[Camenae]

FotD's avatar is Meredith when she was young.

[mesmerizedish]

Funny, I had a dream where all I said was the thread title, over and over again.

[TheAwesomologist]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Funny, I had a dream where all I said was the thread title, over and over again.

Really? I imagine Meredith would be a terrible lay. 

[Camenae]

TheAwesomologist wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Funny, I had a dream where all I said was the thread title, over and over again.

Really? I imagine Meredith would be a terrible lay. 

That's where you would be wrong.  Think about it: the woman has so much anger, plus she obviously hadn't gotten laid in god only knows how long...

[mesmerizedish]

Camenae wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Funny, I had a dream where all I said was the thread title, over and over again.

Really? I imagine Meredith would be a terrible lay. 

That's where you would be wrong.  Think about it: the woman has so much anger, plus she obviously hadn't gotten laid in god only knows how long...

She definitely knows how to run her mouth, I'll give her that. The way she keeps talking through the final battle, you know her tongue never gets tired.

[TheAwesomologist]

I dunno. I picture her as the type who has her tranquil assistant pencil you in for special time. Then when you make your appointment you have 15 mins, one position, then off to torment more mages. You know she's the type who wants to sleep in separate beds.

Don't get me wrong, I like strong, confident women (part of what bums me out that Aveline isn't an LI), but Meredith strikes me as the type who thinks of sex as a sin.

[Camenae]

TheAwesomologist wrote...

I dunno. I picture her as the type who has her tranquil assistant pencil you in for special time. Then when you make your appointment you have 15 mins, one position, then off to torment more mages. You know she's the type who wants to sleep in separate beds.

Don't get me wrong, I like strong, confident women (part of what bums me out that Aveline isn't an LI), but Meredith strikes me as the type who thinks of sex as a sin.

Aww, but 15 minutes is enough to get in some good The Naughty Apprentice and the Hapless Recruit action, isn't it?

[frustratemyself]

Camenae wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

I dunno. I picture her as the type who has her tranquil assistant pencil you in for special time. Then when you make your appointment you have 15 mins, one position, then off to torment more mages. You know she's the type who wants to sleep in separate beds.

Don't get me wrong, I like strong, confident women (part of what bums me out that Aveline isn't an LI), but Meredith strikes me as the type who thinks of sex as a sin.

Aww, but 15 minutes is enough to get in some good The Naughty Apprentice and the Hapless Recruit action, isn't it?

Only if you skip the spanking which would greatly detract from the experience.

[Fruit of the Doom]

Is Meredith opposed to ALL kinds of magic?

What about the Magic School Bus?

The Magic of Compounded Interest?

The Orlando Magic?

[TheAwesomologist]

Camenae wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

I dunno. I picture her as the type who has her tranquil assistant pencil you in for special time. Then when you make your appointment you have 15 mins, one position, then off to torment more mages. You know she's the type who wants to sleep in separate beds.

Don't get me wrong, I like strong, confident women (part of what bums me out that Aveline isn't an LI), but Meredith strikes me as the type who thinks of sex as a sin.

Aww, but 15 minutes is enough to get in some good The Naughty Apprentice and the Hapless Recruit action, isn't it?

Have you ever tried to put on or take off armor? Probably take 10 mins just to get her out of her walking coffin. She's no Isabella who goes pant-less for easy access.

[Fruit of the Doom]

TheAwesomologist wrote...

Camenae wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

I dunno. I picture her as the type who has her tranquil assistant pencil you in for special time. Then when you make your appointment you have 15 mins, one position, then off to torment more mages. You know she's the type who wants to sleep in separate beds.

Don't get me wrong, I like strong, confident women (part of what bums me out that Aveline isn't an LI), but Meredith strikes me as the type who thinks of sex as a sin.

Aww, but 15 minutes is enough to get in some good The Naughty Apprentice and the Hapless Recruit action, isn't it?

Have you ever tried to put on or take off armor? Probably take 10 mins just to get her out of her walking coffin. She's no Isabella who goes pant-less for easy access.

Whoever said anything about her taking off the armor?   

[TheAwesomologist]

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

Camenae wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

I dunno. I picture her as the type who has her tranquil assistant pencil you in for special time. Then when you make your appointment you have 15 mins, one position, then off to torment more mages. You know she's the type who wants to sleep in separate beds.

Don't get me wrong, I like strong, confident women (part of what bums me out that Aveline isn't an LI), but Meredith strikes me as the type who thinks of sex as a sin.

Aww, but 15 minutes is enough to get in some good The Naughty Apprentice and the Hapless Recruit action, isn't it?

Have you ever tried to put on or take off armor? Probably take 10 mins just to get her out of her walking coffin. She's no Isabella who goes pant-less for easy access.

Whoever said anything about her taking off the armor?   

Well than you're definitely not getting in there. May as well try humping your car. That at least has a tail pipe!

[Fruit of the Doom]

TheAwesomologist wrote...

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

Camenae wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

I dunno. I picture her as the type who has her tranquil assistant pencil you in for special time. Then when you make your appointment you have 15 mins, one position, then off to torment more mages. You know she's the type who wants to sleep in separate beds.

Don't get me wrong, I like strong, confident women (part of what bums me out that Aveline isn't an LI), but Meredith strikes me as the type who thinks of sex as a sin.

Aww, but 15 minutes is enough to get in some good The Naughty Apprentice and the Hapless Recruit action, isn't it?

Have you ever tried to put on or take off armor? Probably take 10 mins just to get her out of her walking coffin. She's no Isabella who goes pant-less for easy access.

Whoever said anything about her taking off the armor?   

Well than you're definitely not getting in there. May as well try humping your car. That at least has a tail pipe!

Her armor has numerous hidden doors and flaps for her nighttime "adventures" with Orsino.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Already done her in a mod.

Next topic.

[Fruit of the Doom]

Elton John is dead wrote...

Already done her in a mod.

Next topic.

MODS ARE BLOOD MAGIC!

DIE MALIFICAR!

[theangryllama]

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

Camenae wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

I dunno. I picture her as the type who has her tranquil assistant pencil you in for special time. Then when you make your appointment you have 15 mins, one position, then off to torment more mages. You know she's the type who wants to sleep in separate beds.

Don't get me wrong, I like strong, confident women (part of what bums me out that Aveline isn't an LI), but Meredith strikes me as the type who thinks of sex as a sin.

Aww, but 15 minutes is enough to get in some good The Naughty Apprentice and the Hapless Recruit action, isn't it?

Have you ever tried to put on or take off armor? Probably take 10 mins just to get her out of her walking coffin. She's no Isabella who goes pant-less for easy access.

Whoever said anything about her taking off the armor?   

[hoorayforicecream]

I have no doubt in my mind that Meredith would be an absolute tigress in the boudoir, but any sort of relationship beyond the physical would probably be like painting yourself in honey and rolling on the ground near several large anthills. There's a chance you won't get torn to pieces, but it isn't a very good one.

[Fruit of the Doom]

theangryllama wrote...

Fruit of the Doom wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

Camenae wrote...

TheAwesomologist wrote...

I dunno. I picture her as the type who has her tranquil assistant pencil you in for special time. Then when you make your appointment you have 15 mins, one position, then off to torment more mages. You know she's the type who wants to sleep in separate beds.

Don't get me wrong, I like strong, confident women (part of what bums me out that Aveline isn't an LI), but Meredith strikes me as the type who thinks of sex as a sin.

Aww, but 15 minutes is enough to get in some good The Naughty Apprentice and the Hapless Recruit action, isn't it?

Have you ever tried to put on or take off armor? Probably take 10 mins just to get her out of her walking coffin. She's no Isabella who goes pant-less for easy access.

Whoever said anything about her taking off the armor?   

LMAO

It's even funnier because he looks so much like Male Hawke!