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[HSHAW]

What would you say and which character would you say it to?

[TobiTobsen]

"Get ahold of yourself!" - after slapping either Anders, Sebastian or Orsino.

[Sabariel]

"Dye your eyebrows. They're distracting me." - To Fenris

[Apirka]

"Shut up already about the mages!" - and kicking Anders in the face.
"You should go to an gynaecologist." - to Isabela.
"Grow up and take responsibility of your actions!" - to Merrill

[Apathy1989]

Sabariel wrote...

"Dye your eyebrows. They're distracting me." - To Fenris

White eyebrows look weird.

Also I would probably tell anders to stop being so annoying and get a real hobby.

[Avilia]

 *finger guns*  Howe you doin?

(Do I need to say who that's too?)

Modifié par Avilia, 20 avril 2011 - 12:18 .

[Potato Cat]

"Don't knock her out you fools! Stab the evil cow!" to Isolde.

"I like your eyebrows, Fenris. You look like a sexy Alistair Darling" to Fenris.

"GROUP HUG!!!" to all companions.

"In the character customisation screen, how do I make my FemHawke look like a younger you??" to Meredith.

[Eternal Phoenix]

"Stupid f*cking w*ore. Go die in an alleyway and [Inappropriate message removed] you." - To Isabella.
"You dumb sh*t. I'm hope you're glad that your whole clan is dead. NOW YOU DIE TOO!" - To Merril
"Aveline. Grow some breasts."
"Anders. Grow some balls or GTFO. Oh and if you keep speaking about Templars and how much you hate them, I'm going to turn you into them. No one gives a damn about Karl. May he rot in Hell. I was happy when I saw that he had become a tranquil. If only they made you one, then I wouldn't have to listen to your seemingly never ending rants about mage freedom and get your crap manifestos out of my estate. To Hell with this actually. TEMPLARS! HERE'S A MAGE. COME TAKE HIM!"
"Put a chain shirt on. How can you wonder about in combat half naked? One hit and you're dead." - To Varric
Bianca Rivalry + 50
"Is that even possible?" - To Bianca
"STFU Carver. Go forge your legend just do it somewhere away from me."
"STFU Bethany. I don't care if the Templars get you."
"Put some shoes on Fenris and run like a MAN!"

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 20 avril 2011 - 01:07 .

[Icy Magebane]

I'd say "elf you" to Merrill.

and during one of Anders' rants, "Can I get you a ladder, so you can get off my back?"

[Gamer Ftw]

Varric "why have we not made love yet?"
Carver "sthu before I turn you into a flaming whining fireball".
Aveline "go back to Ferelden I hate you".

Modifié par Gamer Ftw, 20 avril 2011 - 01:39 .

[TheAwesomologist]

Can I say something with my fists? If so I have a few things to say to Anders...

[HSHAW]

TheAwesomologist wrote...

Can I say something with my fists? If so I have a few things to say to Anders...

Just get him Ser Pounce-A-Lot back and watch him turn into a pacifist.

[rayvioletta]

to Varric: "so where are all the female dwarves hiding?"
if anyone knows, I bet he would

[Amagoi]

"Vae Victis: Suffering to the Conquered." - to Loghain

I simply wouldn't be able to help it! I love those games.

[Sylvanpyxie]

"No, clean up your own damn mess for once!"

To every Mage/Templar character in the game.

[Lilunebrium]

I'd ****slap Orsino till infinity, the sounds emitting from the contact sounding strangely like "NO. NO. NO. YOU BLOODY HYPOCRITE. NO. NO. NO."

[Camenae]

I would tell my mom: "Say no to white lilies. That guy just likes you for your looks...in a really bad way."

Modifié par Camenae, 20 avril 2011 - 04:07 .

[Caja]

To Cullen: "So, when does your shift end? Would you join me for a drink?"

To Isabela: "Tell me more about your life at sea."

To Anders: "Goddammit, Anders."

To Carver: "You wanted to come along on the expedition. And now you blame me?"

To Alistair and Zevran in DAO: "Have you ever concidered an open relationship?"

[FaeQueenCory]

I'd introduce Fenris' face to my magical murder knife. Repeatedly. I don't like bigots. Especially when their blanket statements of "X should all be killed" refers to me. I enjoy living. (the I, of course, referring to my mage warden, Kyriel. Though that bigoted statement is something I have to deal with in real life too...)
And then I'd turn to Anders and say "Por QUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?" while shaking my arms up in the air. Because, having known him before he ruined everything, I would be very concerned that he did that.... And then I'd hand him Ser-Pounce-A-Lot back... and take him away from him.
I dunno if I'd give him Ser-Pounce-A-Lot back again...

[Huntress]

To Anders: Give it a rest will you?!

To Isabela: I am trying to finish the game with fenris as LI, do not ask me for a girl/girl time..

To Aveline: I forgive you, but I will not forget, incompetent b!tch!.

To Carver: Grow up..

To Bethany: Never fear, I won't let the bad templar get you! Thats a promise!.

To merril: you were the "first to a keeper", you are NOT a keeper, so drop the act.

To fenris: can we do that again? you left me so suddently and am still hungry for more.

To Mother: I am so very very sorry!

[Oloria]

To Anders, before The Last Straw: "Hey! I just rescued a litter of kittens from being drowned at the docks. I've given them to a nice lady in the Chantry to look after and re-home."

[Beerfish]

TobiTobsen wrote...

"Get ahold of yourself!" - after slapping either Anders, Sebastian or Orsino.

The line up to Anders would look like this.

[Sable Rhapsody]

To Anders: "Sweetie, this whole thing would suck a lot less if you'd just banged Hawke back in Act 1."

To Seb: "PUT OUT MAN."

To Carver: "Little bro, you all right...once you pulled your head out of your ass, that is."

[Masako52]

Elton John is dead wrote...

"Stupid f*cking w*ore. Go die in an alleyway and [Inappropriate message removed] you." - To Isabella.
"Aveline. Grow some breasts."
"Put some shoes on Fenris and run like a MAN!"

...Wow. Nice sexism and gender/woman shaming you have there.

I don't think I'd have anything particularly horrible and disgusting to say to anyone. I'd be too busy trying to have sex with everyone. Oh wait, I guess that makes me a "f*cking w*ore" since I'm a woman.   I care soooo much!

I think I would buy Anders another cat, though. Man loses his cat, goes bat**** crazy. actually, the whole cast would probably benefit psychologically from having a kitten.