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[lockdown51]

If I say something cool while running a sword through Anders, does that count?
I'd bring a troop of Templar with me and with my mage's staff point to every mage I see and yell, "Look, there's another blood mage. Go get him/her!"
I'd find Ser Pounce-a-lot and show him to Anders, before telling Anders, "Possessed people can't keep cats." Alternatively, just after the big boom, I would tell Anders that I had found Ser Pounce-a-lot and had been keeping him in the Chantry.
I'd tell Sebastian to grow a pair or hand over his kingdom to me.
I'd tell the Viscount that I'm taking over Kirkwall, being the only competent person in town.
I'd tell Leliana that she's dead, then remedy the situation so it is once again true.
I'd tell Alister that he got fat.
I'd tell Aveline that her courtship of Donnic was the most facepalming thing ever...

[Nyreen]

I'd ask Merrill where babies come from.

[Nyreen]

lockdown51 wrote…
Alternatively, just after the big boom, I would tell Anders that I had found Ser Pounce-a-lot and had been keeping him in the Chantry….

I'd tell Alister that he got fat. 

ROFL!!! First one is so cruel it's hilarious, and the last one is terribly true. xD

[thebrute7]

Easy.

GODDAMIT ANDERS!!!!

[Nordic Warlord]

To Quentin during the first Act: "Stop right there, criminal scum!"

Modifié par Nordic Warlord, 21 avril 2011 - 06:45 .

[Knightly_BW]

As you didn't mention it is DA 2.
At Awakenings beginning:
To Anders after he makes that silly joke about dying templar.
"Let's see how you'll sound while going down"  Murder Axe > Head Chop > Happy Me

For DA 2:
To Keran after rescuing him:
"While you are naked I better probe into you and make sure you are not possesed by a demon"

With my female Hawke to Donnic after he says "Grow some backbone" during Long Road:

*Grab him and sex on tavern table* "How is my backbone?"

[Sarcastic Tasha]

To Anders: Being an abomination is no excuse for being a complete *insert profanity* leave Merrill alone!

[HSHAW]

Asperius wrote...

As you didn't mention it is DA 2.
At Awakenings beginning:
To Anders after he makes that silly joke about dying templar.
"Let's see how you'll sound while going down"  Murder Axe > Head Chop > Happy Me

You'd kill a guy over a bad joke?

[Darkkyn46]

To that whiny "oh boo hoo, do I want to be a priest or a prince, woe is me" Sebastian. Jump up like Vito Corleone to Johnny Fontaine and tell him he can act like a man! And at the end, when he threatens me after I spare Anders, I wish there was a choice to just shove a dagger in his eye.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Masako52 wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...

"Stupid f*cking w*ore. Go die in an alleyway and [Inappropriate message removed] you." - To Isabella.
"Aveline. Grow some breasts."
"Put some shoes on Fenris and run like a MAN!"

...Wow. Nice sexism and gender/woman shaming you have there.

I don't think I'd have anything particularly horrible and disgusting to say to anyone. I'd be too busy trying to have sex with everyone. Oh wait, I guess that makes me a "f*cking w*ore" since I'm a woman.   I care soooo much!

I think I would buy Anders another cat, though. Man loses his cat, goes bat**** crazy. actually, the whole cast would probably benefit psychologically from having a kitten.

Well everyone agrees Isabella is a *****. I was joking about Aveline growing some breasts. She's the only decent female companion in the game and it's a shame they didn't make her a LI. 

[TobiTobsen]

Elton John is dead wrote...

Masako52 wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...

"Stupid f*cking w*ore. Go die in an alleyway and [Inappropriate message removed] you." - To Isabella.
"Aveline. Grow some breasts."
"Put some shoes on Fenris and run like a MAN!"

...Wow. Nice sexism and gender/woman shaming you have there.

I don't think I'd have anything particularly horrible and disgusting to say to anyone. I'd be too busy trying to have sex with everyone. Oh wait, I guess that makes me a "f*cking w*ore" since I'm a woman.   I care soooo much!

I think I would buy Anders another cat, though. Man loses his cat, goes bat**** crazy. actually, the whole cast would probably benefit psychologically from having a kitten.

Well everyone agrees Isabella is a *****. I was joking about Aveline growing some breasts. She's the only decent female companion in the game and it's a shame they didn't make her a LI. 

Depends on who you think is "everyone".

[Masako52]

Elton John is dead wrote...

Masako52 wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...

"Stupid f*cking w*ore. Go die in an alleyway and [Inappropriate message removed] you." - To Isabella.
"Aveline. Grow some breasts."
"Put some shoes on Fenris and run like a MAN!"

...Wow. Nice sexism and gender/woman shaming you have there.

I don't think I'd have anything particularly horrible and disgusting to say to anyone. I'd be too busy trying to have sex with everyone. Oh wait, I guess that makes me a "f*cking w*ore" since I'm a woman.   I care soooo much!

I think I would buy Anders another cat, though. Man loses his cat, goes bat**** crazy. actually, the whole cast would probably benefit psychologically from having a kitten.

Well everyone agrees Isabella is a *****. I was joking about Aveline growing some breasts. She's the only decent female companion in the game and it's a shame they didn't make her a LI. 

I don't think Isabela is a wh*re. I think she's a strong, sexually independent woman. There's nothing wrong with a woman enjoying sex. Imagine if Isabela was a male character, no one would be calling "him" that sort of thing just because "he" liked to sleep around!

I do agree Aveline would've made a good love interest, though. So would've Varric. Really, it would've been nice if they made every character potentially romanceable... except Bethany/Carver and Dog. 

[ashyraine]

Masako52 wrote...
I think I would buy Anders another cat, though. Man loses his cat, goes bat**** crazy. actually, the whole cast would probably benefit psychologically from having a kitten.

This. Kittens for everyone! Even the Arishok would benefit from having a kitten

And back to on topic..

I'd probably give whatever the Kirkwall equivalent to The Finger is to all the mages who attack me on sight when I'm on their side and then yell some choice words. And Orsino would get the "you helped the guy who killed my mother?! WTF dude. Not cool" even if I sided with the mages.

[Everwarden]

To Hawke: "So why did you stay in Kirkwall, again? I mean, after finding a fortune you could just leave. Bribe the Templars to let Bethany come with you and GTFO."

To Hawke, again: "So why do you do nothing during those three year gaps? If you're staying in Kirkwall to help out with the mage/templar situation, why not.. y'know.. help with the mage/templar situation? Instead of whatever it is you've been doing."

As Hawke, to Bethany: "I found mom's last will and testament. I was adopted." Brief pause, "..so how -you- doin'?"

[Raoune]

Kittens for everyone seems like a heartily good idea.


I'd tell Merrill there is more than one Eluvian.

[Sable Rhapsody]

Raoune wrote...

I'd tell Merrill there is more than one Eluvian.

Ooo, good call.  I didn't even think of that.

Also, I'd say to Varric: "Dude, you are too cool for these crazies.  Come join the Mass Effect team.  You and Garrus can be sniper best buds."

[TheAwesomologist]

Raoune wrote...

I'd tell Merrill there is more than one Eluvian.

Hmmm I forgot that we have meta-game knowledge... Yeah in that case I'd just like to introduce Merrill to Morrigan.

Then I would punch Anders. Twice.

@Sable Rhapsody: I'm pretty sure having Garrus and Varric in the same game would crash most systems. There's no machine that can handle that much awesome.

Modifié par TheAwesomologist, 21 avril 2011 - 07:58 .

[Isaidlunch]

To Isabela: "Haters gonna hate"
To Aveline, would have yelled at her for badmouthing Carver to the guard recruiters. Maybe he would have made a horrible guard but he at least deserved a chance.
To Elthina: "So um, there's something important for you on the other side of Hightown. Just make sure you look for it until the Chantry goes boom at least 10 minutes!"

[Mxcl]

To Anders: Shut up about Mages.
To Fenris: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
To Danarius: Keep better track of your property.
To Sebastian: Why are you still here? Don't you have... chantry chores or something to do.
To Merril: Girl, I love you and all that but, you a stupid *****.
To Isabela: Giiiiiiirl

[originalgamer89]

To Anders before the Last Straw: Your friend in Amaranthine sent Ser-Pounce-a-lot to kirkwall but did not know where you are staying however you can pick him up at the chantry he is with Elthina.
To Merril: I know you want to restore the mirror to empower the Dalish so they can create a new glory, but isn't knowing how torecreate the mirror from shards enough start making a new one?
To Sedastion: do you really want a person who you decribe as "simple" on the throne given Starkhaven's history?
To Isebela after No Rest for the Wicked: I to like big boats.

[Adara]

I would tell Sebastian to take his lands....and me..

[Sabariel]

Masako52 wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...

Masako52 wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...

"Stupid f*cking w*ore. Go die in an alleyway and [Inappropriate message removed] you." - To Isabella.
"Aveline. Grow some breasts."
"Put some shoes on Fenris and run like a MAN!"

...Wow. Nice sexism and gender/woman shaming you have there.

I don't think I'd have anything particularly horrible and disgusting to say to anyone. I'd be too busy trying to have sex with everyone. Oh wait, I guess that makes me a "f*cking w*ore" since I'm a woman.   I care soooo much!

I think I would buy Anders another cat, though. Man loses his cat, goes bat**** crazy. actually, the whole cast would probably benefit psychologically from having a kitten.

Well everyone agrees Isabella is a *****. I was joking about Aveline growing some breasts. She's the only decent female companion in the game and it's a shame they didn't make her a LI. 

I don't think Isabela is a wh*re. I think she's a strong, sexually independent woman. There's nothing wrong with a woman enjoying sex. Imagine if Isabela was a male character, no one would be calling "him" that sort of thing just because "he" liked to sleep around!

I do agree Aveline would've made a good love interest, though. So would've Varric. Really, it would've been nice if they made every character potentially romanceable... except Bethany/Carver and Dog. 

Wrong, I think both Isabela and Zevran (who is, in fact, male) are total hoebags. I have no problem with this. I celebrate their hoebaggy-ness *confetti*

[Phoensims]

To Anders: Say hello to my little friend!( while pulling out the murder knife)
To Varric: I Want You
To Merrill: BLOOD MAGIC BAD!!!
To Fenris: So...how far down do those tattoos go?
To Isabella: Heavy Risk, but the Priiize...
To Sebastian: Say something dirty with that voice of yours....

[banner the bloodguard]

This is all hilarious. Still lmfao. Gj gj.
To Anders: Why are you here? I had you killed in Awakening!
To Nathan: ... ditto daddy's boy.
To Merrill: There's an app for that gf.
To Aveline: I think they stole the "J" from your name Javeline (how apprapo)
To Fenris: I think you suffer from both PTSD and ADD .. seek medical treatment it works.
To Isabella: I'd love to see what your wedding wardrobe was like prior to becoming a pirate ..black satin panties and a yellow Antivan smock tied just above the beltline?
To Cassandra: Smile more, it's a beautiful world when you do.
To Hawke: You have Better have all my gold in DA 3. I worked friggin hard for those 1000 gold coins!
To Bioware: You guys rox. Now get busy, where the hell is my DLC?

[Blze001]

"What the hell Anders?"